uber_chaos

from Plano, TX

  • Activity

    • 9 years ago

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    • Lemonade

      9 years ago

      uber_chaos

      www.hulu.com/watch/120840/lemonade

      Great watch, I recommend it for just about anyone.

    • 9 years ago

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    • 9 years ago

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    • Dear Star Craft noobs,

      9 years ago

      uber_chaos

      She's taken.

      So suck it.

      In other news, my iSight works again, meaning I DON'T have to get my MacBook shipped off to depot for a week. Hooray random fixes!

    • DS is right again

      9 years ago

      uber_chaos

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      I'm pretty sure this exact conversation has happened.

    • muse - undisclosed desires

      9 years ago

      uber_chaos

      So I went to a Stars game tonight (stars won, but we were sitting near two of the most obnoxious fucking drunk fuckholes on the planet and I hope they got stabbed in the face on the way to their car after the game), and what was probably the highlight for me was seeing the video for Undisclosed Desires by muse. They played it before the start of the third period, and let me tell you, I wish I had heard this song sooner. Probably played it like 8 times while I went running tonight.

      I wish I directed that video.

    • Bringing in the New Year

      9 years ago

      uber_chaos

      again, with A Long December. Didn't make good on my resolution on from last year. Such is life.

      Happy New Years, folks. Be safe.

    • A Day with Tex

      9 years ago

      uber_chaos

      So I don't know if you saw my girlfriend's recent threat, but I know she'd actually make good on it, and if I get a call at 3 am from her mom asking why she doesn't have video on her iPhone, I swear I will murder everyone I know. That includes some of you, so you all better pray to your god that this pleases her.

      Now Tex the panda is pretty similar to Tex herself - she likes to start the day off by reminiscing all of the Detroit Red Wings past Stanley Cup wins (like they don't have enough of them).

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      Shortly after she fires up the XBOX to fuck some 12 year olds up in Halo 3, and just like Armita would, make me look like a complete bitch in front of everyone.

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      After she got tired of kicking my ass, she decided to check the balance of my Starbucks card and then waste spend all of it on apple cider and Vanilla Bean Fraps, since she can't handle real coffee like a real maJESUS NOT THE FACE, PLEASE NOT THE FACE

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      Now the only things she likes more than making me cry and spending my hard earned starbucks money are puppies. Shakespeare here is always up for some cuddling, though he doesn't always take well to being told to "shut his face".

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      After puppy time ended, I found Tex had decided to borrow my laptop and get a little work done.

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      At least she's doing SOMETHING producti-wait.

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      Sigh. Nevermind.

      I guess all that porn made her work up an appetite. Omnomnomramen

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      What better way to work off a stomach full of noodles then to steal MY iPod and load it up with Lady GaGa? Well, I could think of plenty of better ways, but of course DONT YOU TELL ME TO SHUT MY FACE. SHIT'S RUDE, WOMAN.

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      And of course, a busy panda day leads to a cozy panda nap. With my blanket. Sleep tight, panda.

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      Now if you'll excuse me, I need to turn on Parental Controls.

  • Comments (741)

    • Lacrimosa

      11 years ago

      IS NOT

    • Lacrimosa

      11 years ago

      UPS is a lying sack of potatoes.

    • Lacrimosa

      11 years ago

      Yes!

      Happy Valentines Day to ME!

    • Lacrimosa

      11 years ago

      *buys ticket to Plano*

    • Lacrimosa

      11 years ago

      I'm going to rape you with an iPod shuffle, I swear to god.

    • Lacrimosa

      11 years ago

      omlette du fromage

    • Lacrimosa

      11 years ago

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    • Lacrimosa

      11 years ago

      Farve is doing pretty well so far in the game

      OH WAIT...PACKERS ARENT IN THE SUPERBOWL

    • mb2000inc

      11 years ago

      join the trend...


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    • o_zo_o

      11 years ago

      GO THE MAVS !!!

    • Lacrimosa

      11 years ago

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    • art

      11 years ago

      Oh I see.

    • SipidersW

      11 years ago

      SADNESS LIKE WATER RAINING DOWN.

    • mb2000inc

      11 years ago

      do you wear pants?

      dog pants?



      Nah, how do you expect me to lick myself, if I have to wear pants?

      Nah, they're too restricting... smiley0.gif

    • skidogallard

      11 years ago

      That does suck. I personally prefer Tiger over Leopard, the only things keeping me are native virtual desktops and quick look. I still don't care for Leopard's UI and prefer Tiger's hands down.

    • mb2000inc

      11 years ago

      hello, dog.

      You're wearing a shirt.


      I like to be clothed on a regular basis.... smiley8.gif

    • Vertigo9183

      11 years ago

      Alright you make a good point about it only being January. I will retract my previous statement. But Talk to me in December and we will continue this conversation. How can you say I am not the target auidience? I bet if you talk to JJ Abrams he will say he wants every one to see the movie. Plus with the Viral campaign I really didnt know what to expect. Thats why I went and saw the movie.

    • Lacrimosa

      11 years ago

      :33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

    • SipidersW

      11 years ago

      IN MY DREAMS I'M DYING ALL THE TIME

    • LouisWu

      11 years ago

      Hey, while you're at it, pick me up an Air, okay?

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      11 years ago

      Who are you? No one, that's who.

    • LouisWu

      11 years ago

      They're not fully done yet. They were SUPPOSED to be done by now - but then we lost an Xbox in the house, and I had to give up my second one to my kids until theirs comes back from customer service. (It died during a lan party, so I'm pretty much responsible.)

    • LouisWu

      11 years ago

      Everyone hates me, don't you know it's in right now?

      I don't want to hear about an ultrathin notebook - I've already got too much temptation to upgrade. smiley2.gif

    • Lacrimosa

      11 years ago

      Tortellini?

    • Lacrimosa

      11 years ago

      Cream of Broccoli and Cheese mb?

    • art

      11 years ago

      Fuck Kanye West. That video is original AND awesome.

    • art

      11 years ago

      See theirs video, I love this one.

      youtube.com/watch?v=Jj-aVO14RbU

    • LouisWu

      11 years ago

      Surf and Turf. Obviously.

      Everyone goes home happy. (But not hungry.)

    • art

      11 years ago

      Is another French electronic duo, just like Daft Punk. Check them out.

    • art

      11 years ago

      Hey, do you know Justice?

    • Meantide

      11 years ago

      Cool......

    • SOLDIER9246

      11 years ago

      you know who i am at one point in time i worked with paladin in ride the emu. you helped out as well i believe.

    • Dragostea

      11 years ago

      Journal.

    • LouisWu

      11 years ago

      I am so registering boobiemonger69.

    • Lacrimosa

      11 years ago

      Shocked.

    • Dragostea

      11 years ago

      I was in Buffalo Valley which is about 45 minutes away from McAlester, but just recently I lived in Shawnee, Oklahoma, about 30 minutes away from OKC.
      But nowz I am in Arkansas.
      (Blows)

    • LouisWu

      11 years ago

      Being a dick back sadly wouldn't change anything.


      That, right there, is the key to it all. It wouldn't even make you feel any better.

      I am nowhere near enlightened enough to act on this knowledge in every bad situation I find myself in - but man, if I could... if we all could... the world really would be a better place.

      Who knows? Maybe that guy was a tiny bit less of an asshole to the next person he met, because of you. Maybe.

      Love the Joey. smiley0.gif

    • Laird

      11 years ago

      you never did tell me if you got your card.

    • briarsarmor

      11 years ago

      out of curiosity what kind of discount will you get when you buy an iphone since you work for them?

    • Raptor_Alpha FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      uber_chaos - He's having a bad time of things right now - how about you swing by and show some love to the guy.

      tfbii says to swing on by and here I am. Not sure how much love I can show you...but will you settle for a firm handshake? smiley8.gif Have a good weekend and good luck with whatever is troubling you now.

    • Lacrimosa

      11 years ago

      Yeah...it really has...

    • Lacrimosa

      11 years ago

      You're on.

    • Lacrimosa

      11 years ago

      I never thought of checking borders.

      Maybe I'll look into the Tower Records by the beach...

    • Lacrimosa

      11 years ago

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      Why must they be so cute :(

    • Lacrimosa

      11 years ago

      I went store hopping for Interstellar: 5555. No one had it. The one place that had it last, sold their only copy a week ago, and don't do special orders.

      :(

    • RvBFan123

      11 years ago

      D:

    • briarsarmor

      11 years ago

      Okay, Ive heard all these before....

    • briarsarmor

      11 years ago

      whats their best three songs? Ill look them up....

    • briarsarmor

      11 years ago

      LOL, oh snap!!

    • LouisWu

      11 years ago

      Now, see... if you'd included a cedilla, we might be talking.

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