uber_chaos

from Plano, TX

  • Activity

    • White Christmas

      9 years ago

      uber_chaos

      HEIL HITL

      wait

      ...

      So I'm not a huge fan of the holidays, as most of you probably gathered. I have no real family to visit/come visit, work is a pain in the ass, I think it's just consumerist bullshit blah blah blah look I'm just not into it. That said, this was an interesting Christmas.

      First, north texas gets hit with snow, and gets hit hard (by north texas standards, at least)

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      I dig snow in small doses, so this was a nice surprise.

      Now earlier I told the infamous Texbox that if she wanted to get me something, she could find me a stuffed panda to feed the love for these animals that she has so rudely rubbed off on me (lol rubbed off on). To be honest I completely forgot about it immediately after. DIdn't think about it at all until opening a box she sent me on Christmas morning.

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      Her name is Tex. She's soft, cuddly, will rip off your testicles, and is ten times more man than all of you combined are.

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      When you squeeze her paw, she says "Shut your face!"

      :3

      So anyway, christmas sucks blah blah snow panda <3. So what'd you all do this lovely holiday?

    • Oh Fedex, you silly bitch

      9 years ago

      uber_chaos

      I will never understand you.

      Over the past week I've ordered two things online - one from Apple, and one from Express (oddly enough this time the thing from Apple ISN'T for me, but the Express thing is. Shut up. Sometimes new clothes are nice).

      The Express order was placed on December 12th, while the Apple order was placed two days ago, on the 17th. Selected free shipping for both. The order from Express was estimated to arrive on the 19th, while the order from Apple on the 22. I was fine with this - the apple order is christmas gift that doesn't have to be mailed out. While neither is the express order, I typically like things to arrive around the time they're expected to, ESPECIALLY when the following day is a sunday and they won't be delivered until the following week (and they never do it in the time frame they say they will).

      Now the Apple order requires a signature, while the express one does not. So I figure, I'll presign the little form for the apple one, stick it on the door monday morning just in case, and hopefully no one will snag the express one while its outside (this has NEVER been a problem in my neighborhood, so I'm cool with it sitting there til I get home).

      So get home at about 7pm, and low and behold, theres one of those goddamn slips on my door. Says they came by at 3pm, and unless I go to their pick-up center (without a car and no ride there its a bit too far to walk), I have to wait til monday to pick it up, as I wont be home then to get it either.

      Now wait... I didn't think I had to sign for that package. So I log online, and check both shipment pages. The express order, meant to ship TODAY, went from being in Plano, ready to be sent out, to going back to Dallas, and estimated arrival date is now blank. I then check the Apple one. It says it arrived at the Plano location today, but wasn't scheduled to deliver until next week. Just above that, it says it was delivered but I wasn't here to pick it up.

      Fedex...what the fuck??

    • sick

      9 years ago

      uber_chaos

      So I've been sick for a few days now and I'm pretty sure Im going to die. 103 fever and I'm nauseous and super sore. Doctors don't know what it is I have. The end is nigh, gentlemen, and so is the beginning.

      The beginning of the Zombie plague.

      I order one of you to blow my brains out after I turn. Or like, cut off my head in super slow mo. 300 style. Shit just make it epic.

    • X-Files: I Want to Believe

      9 years ago

      uber_chaos

      I was totally surprised by this movie. Loved it. Had everything I liked about the TV show and wanted from the first movie.

      Pro tip: I wanted to be Mulder when I was a kid. I ate that kind of shit up.

    • I don't know why

      9 years ago

      uber_chaos

      but this is one of the first internet images to make truly laugh in quite some time.

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    • Thanks, Hulu

      9 years ago

      uber_chaos

      for totally killing my productivity. For years I didn't care about virtually any shows on TV, but thanks to Hulu I'm now hooked on more than I'd really like. So far my roster is

      The Office - I used to hate this show. I loved the original RG series and the first season of the american version just seemed to mimic it too much. It just didn't work. Once the characters started to grow into their own thing and the story developed more, it pretty much became my favorite show on TV. Hurray for things getting better!

      House - Lets face it, who DOESN'T like this show? It's got a british guy playing an angry american dude who makes snide remarks and yells at people and hates everyone. Admit it. You wish you were House.

      Stargate Universe - Nothing will ever top the original Stargate movie for me. Kurt Russell was perfect for his role, I thought, but I think McGyver is what made SG-1 for me. When we started seeing him less but they tried to continue the sarcastic humor in Atlantis, it just didn't seem to work for me. SGU, however, is a slightly more dramatic series, though still features enough Richard Dean Anderson and sarcasm to keep me happy. Best Stargate series in a long, long time.

      V - I was not expecting to like this. While it's got a few more Sci Fi cliches in it than I'd like, it's got enough behind it to keep me interested.

      Family Guy/American Dad - If only one or the other existed, I wouldn't like either one. Family Guy is pretty left-wing and American Dad is obviously pretty right-wing, but combine the two and it's actually a pretty amusing commentary on things. And Stewie is hilarious. Shut up, it's awesome.

      Compared to some people thats not alot, but considering how I was doing, I feel like the laziest fucker on the planet now.

    • Wireless carrier?

      9 years ago

      uber_chaos

      Now that we live in a world of iPhones and Blackberry's and the like, pretty much everyone has a strong opinion on their phone and even more so on their carrier. And while I'm guilty of this myself, I'm curious as to what makes you rave/bitch about your carrier.

      I'm (pretty obviously) with AT&T, and to be perfectly honest, I've been more than impressed with them. They offer fairly decent prices on fairly decent service. How do I justify that? Well, T-Mobile offers awesome prices for less than decent service. Verizon offers great service but higher prices, and Sprint has horrible service and horrible prices*. In the end, AT&T has simply treated me the best, and I have no complaints.

      So what carrier are you with, and with what phone? Humor me. I nerd out to this kind of shit.

      *While the pricing is pretty universal (if you live in the states, that is), service/coverage varies on location. I just know Sprint seems to have issues all over the goddamned place.

    • Windows Sven

      9 years ago

      uber_chaos

      So I've got Windows 7 Ultimate running nicely on my Macbook...only I cant afford the full version, so it's just the Release Candidate, and for some reason I can't eject discs. Other than that, I actually really dig it. It wont be replacing OS X any time soon, but I'm looking forward to getting it on my MSI Wind. I actually don't feel like doing a hackintosh anymore, now that I'm comfortable enough with 7.

      That said, I'm curious how this "xp mode" works. Does it run like Rosetta on the mac, where it's pretty seamless and just runs in the background, or do I have to install some shit or turn something on to use an XP application?

    • This is a photograph

      9 years ago

      uber_chaos

      of my sister and my brother and law getting married.

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      That's not the awesome part of the picture, though. The awesome part is that I'm actually present in this photograph.

      Mother. Fucking. Ninja.

  • Comments (741)

    • LouisWu

      11 years ago

      Sorry, thanks, but was looking for an english speaker.

    • RvBFan123

      11 years ago

      DO NOT WANT

    • SipidersW

      11 years ago

      No way. I'm your lover. You don't charge your lover for stuff. Sendplzkthx

    • art

      11 years ago

      We are human, after all.

    • Lacrimosa

      11 years ago

      I aim to please smiley0.gif

    • macskull

      11 years ago

      This might be a good spot to start looking.

    • SipidersW

      11 years ago

      tinyurl.com/2kkcq9

      TBQFH

    • Dragostea

      11 years ago

      .......

      So.....so you like marthon too?

      Holy crap.....

      "You have 1 new friend request"

    • LouisWu

      11 years ago

      Im hoping lo-res versions of these come out soon. (if ever)


      Doubtful, I think. Microsoft is making a buck on these - from the way the news post sounded before the first one, the fact that they're here for sponsors wasn't a given at first.

      Shouldn't be a problem for you any more, though.

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      (Marathon page is up and moved; I'd totally forgotten about that. Remind me what we'd talked about? I can set you up if I understand what you're interested in doing.)

    • IAMCHURCH

      11 years ago

      I didn't say a whiny thing. I haven't been. There's a difference between whining and explaining situations.....learn the difference.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      11 years ago

      which hotel and maybe I'll say yes

    • Lacrimosa

      11 years ago

      That's better than ova-rays.

    • jack31

      11 years ago

      yeah, it was $300 off, I could not afford not to buy it! once i have Leopard installed I'll tell you how it is.

    • joequincy

      11 years ago

      yah... I forget how many people were there (One of them used to live in Bozeman, where I am for college, so as an excuse to visit his old hometown, he did a free RED demo for us)... I heard from the guy, but didn't focus on that kind of thing... more tech specs and the who's-who.

      But he had an interesting experience on the plane, lol! He had zip-tied the cases closed at the locking points, and when he got them off the carousel, the zip-ties were all gone, so he was thinking: "Shit... someone stole them" (he bought two of them).

      Well, when he opened the cases, everything was there... and there was a note from airport security that said something like: "We have never seen anything like this before, so we were curious... That's pretty cool though! Congratulations!"

    • joequincy

      11 years ago

      I really hope you just ended that discussion.
      Those people love to take things out of context and then bitch about how others never listen.

      and I'd like to add a correction to your comments about RED.
      yes, Jackson and others were loaned a RED camera to test. No, that wasn't the extent of it.
      Jackson actually purchased a RED camera, but he's way back in the waiting list (it's nearly two years long now) so until he receives it, he is still using the beta-stage loaner. He's not the only one, although his is the name I remembered (he happens to be one of my favorites).

    • villanovacus

      11 years ago

      Why not? You certainly cannot judge people by the text on the screen displayed next to their name. My major is pre-medical biology. I think I should be able to act stupid somewhere because it's definitely not happening at college

    • villanovacus

      11 years ago

      And I'm terrible with grammer.I'm extremely intelligent in regards to other subjects but not so much with English and grammer.

    • villanovacus

      11 years ago

      I'm not pissy I was just hoping no one would notice it so I wouldn't have to fix it.

    • LouisWu

      11 years ago

      Well... not ever - just a little while, because I was getting desperate to finish some work that I was behind on.

      Am still behind on, truth be told.

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    • Laird

      11 years ago

      Wutz ur GT Nub?

    • Bubbamodbot

      11 years ago

      sry mod

    • Bubbamodbot

      11 years ago

      well i didnt make this picture but why dont u just nega mode me

    • briarsarmor

      11 years ago

      Im a Junior...cant wait to get out of high school and get into college ROTC...then go into the military.

    • briarsarmor

      11 years ago

      Haha....Austin thinks Im the baby.....How you doin Jason?

    • IAMCHURCH

      11 years ago

      He's pissed because I sold my helmet and only sent him 1% of what he wanted....it was mine....mine to do with as I pleased. He's being a baby over it.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      11 years ago

      Did you see the game? I didn't realize it was on anything but Center Ice in Dallas

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      11 years ago

      Dude, Bernier was playing really well. I'm shocked considering he's only 19

    • Laird

      11 years ago

      Watch the fan community video on the legendary set, watch in the back grounds for something you created.

    • insaneidiot

      11 years ago

      liek hi omg

    • tmoneynyy

      12 years ago

      I've seen his stuff... and the Arnold sketch... he's good, but not great.

    • tmoneynyy

      12 years ago

      ?????????????????????

    • metroid05

      12 years ago

      hmmm
      Very interested, then... I wont be sold though untill I see some snap shots... Im not the kind of person who would just throw out $100 for something I havent even seen smiley1.gif

    • Lacrimosa

      12 years ago

      No, but you have an emo....FACE

    • Laird

      12 years ago

      Hey you send me v ideoz!111

    • Gorbash

      12 years ago

      No idea. The nearest store to me is 100+ miles away.

    • Silvac

      12 years ago

      Oh wow cool! :D

    • LouisWu

      12 years ago

      You know how when you haven't had any caffeine for a month, a single cup of coffee is enough to give you the jitters?

      Even a +2 bomb can rock you when you've been bombless for a while. smiley0.gif

    • Meantide

      12 years ago

      Nope...sorry......If you have a card you can get a 10% or 20% towards something.........Actually I think it will work towards it....jus not much..

    • Gorbash

      12 years ago

      Yeah, but I'm a commentary whore, Got to get Serenity Special edition just for the extra commentary.

    • Lacrimosa

      12 years ago

      Pretty sure you're about to do 25-life for that violation of Man Law

    • Lacrimosa

      12 years ago

      Gonna have to call you a liar.

    • Lacrimosa

      12 years ago

      Haha, concrete bunnies

    • Lacrimosa

      12 years ago

      You owe your life to that bunny.

    • Ryan9

      12 years ago

      U WANT JOIN MY CONTEST O AND NEED DONATIONS??!!!?!?!?!? PLEASE

    • darthimack

      12 years ago

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    • Lacrimosa

      12 years ago

      Holy shit.

    • SipidersW

      12 years ago

      You smell wierd tbh.

    • Cinema_Void

      12 years ago

      Hey.

      Go fuck yourself.

    • IAMCHURCH

      12 years ago

      Halloween 94'....I was Optimus Prime. Homemade costume that totally ruled.

    • metroid05

      12 years ago

      something of the sort, yes

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