uber_chaos

from Plano, TX

  • Activity

    • I'm not totally sure why

      9 years ago

      uber_chaos

      but this is my new favorite music video.

      I'm not even kidding. Top of the list right now.

    • Is it weird

      9 years ago

      uber_chaos

      that I bought myself something on my girlfriends birthday?

      (I spent more on her gifts. This is how I justify buying dumb things to myself)

      Regardless, now I get to play ODST, because I found THIS for just over a hundred bucks:

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      Damn good deal if you ask me. Now it's pretty bare: no hard drive, controller, power supply, etc. I've found these things pretty cheap already though, from the same ebay seller (Power seller, 100% feedback, been there for years. ) It's a refurb, so it's been cut open and the gpu and thermal paste or whatever has been improved. Worst case scenario, it red rings and I sell it on ebay as-is.

      Still, pretty slick deal.

    • Happy Birthday Jesus Turt- erm

      9 years ago

      uber_chaos

      It's my girlfriend's birthday. Go say happy birthday. Right now.

      RIGHT NOW.

      >:(

      Happy Birthday, Arm. <3 :3

    • New iPods

      10 years ago

      uber_chaos

      Had they stuck a camera on the iPod Touch, I would have been finally sold on that device.

      But they didn't, so I'll choke on the data plan for the iPhone instead.

    • Trust me, sweetheart,

      10 years ago

      uber_chaos

      Steve Jobs doesn't want to screw you, let alone listen to your annoying fucking voice..

      So summed up, this girls harddrive in her Mac fails and she takes it to an Apple store. She claims a genius tells her "oh theres nothing we can do"

      First mistake: Being born (kidding). As she even admits later in the video, the genius did not say this. The Genius at the apple store tells her that they can replace the hard drive for free, as she has apple care (couple hundred bucks to replace without, btw), but that they can't recover her data. This is true: data recovery is not a service we offer. Why? Because it's fucking expensive, and we just don't have the time and resources.

      Second mistake: She seems to think Apple is responsible for the consultant wanting $2400 from her. To give you an idea of what she's talking about, every apple store works with local consultants that are registered with Apple to get you hooked up with the right people when you need something we don't offer, aka data recovery, repairs on vintage machines, etc. We're not exactly the same entity. The fact of the matter is, you didn't back up. That isn't out fault. Hard drives fail. It happens to every computer.

      Third mistake: She goes back to apple and wants to keep the dead hard drive, but get the new one. Here's the problem with that: AppleCare covers hard drive replacement. Not free hard drive. Replacement. If your whole MacBook shits out on you, you dont get a new MacBook and get to keep the old one. The way they find out how to dead hard drives, is by seeing what happened to the ones that went bad. That, and you just dont get to keep the dead one, because we fucking say so. Sorry.

      Fourth Mistake: She starts making demands. As the AppleCare Protection Plan covers the two years AFTER the machine has been purchased, we'll assume she's had this machine for at least a year. She claims to have had six repairs on it done. This is more than possible; I've seen it happen. Did she say what the repairs were, however? No. For all we know she fucked things up herself a few times. Yes, people break their laptops and sometimes when they piss and moan, we cover the costs. And since she certainly has proven to be a pisser and a moaner, I can only assume at least one of six repairs was her own goddamned fault. This is science. Now as far as demands go, she then decides she wants her money back.

      Cupcake, you bought it over year ago. You can't return something you bought over a year ago. Even if she bought two months ago, she's out of the 14 day return period which is pretty specific on all Apple receipts (assuming she bought it at an Apple retail store).

      And the Final Mistake: She threatens to switch back to PC. She says fuck it, she'll go buy from a different manufacture. Why? Because she wants things that can't happen. And the "apple rep" she speaks too is aware of the fact that she wants things that cant happen, so he tells her he wont stop her. Now as she tells this part of the story, look at her face. She's amazed. She can't honestly believe this. Why? Because she's a spoiled fucking brat. Because she's used to dropping threats and then getting her goddamn way. She expects Apple to bend over backwards to keep her as a customer, but the fact of the matter is, and I think this sets Apple apart from many retail chains, is that they aren't afraid of little shitbags like her. You don't want your mac anymore because you don't know how to back up important data, fuck-a-doodle-do. Enjoy your piece of trash Dell. We'll be here waiting when you decide to come back tomorrow. If you can even hold out that long.

      Now what sparked this journal? Well for one I talk to people like whats-her-name every fuckin day. And my response is the same as the rep she spoke to: if you don't want to be a customer because we wont buckle to your unreasonable demands, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Come back when you learn how to be a decent human being.

    • Leaked Weezer Single

      10 years ago

      uber_chaos

      While I'd hardly call myself a Weezer fan, they occasionally pump out a single that catches my attention. Their new song, (If You Are Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To leaked out a few days ago, and I really dig it.

      Get it while it's hot

      lyrics

      The moon was shining on the lake at night
      The slayer T-shirt fit the scene just right
      Your smeared mascara
      I looked into your eyes and saw a light

      You told me stories about your chickadees
      They didn’t like BB guns or stupid archery
      And Shaun the lifeguard (?)
      He let them use the pool all day for free

      Then the conversation stopped
      And I looked down at my feet
      I was next to you and you were right there next to me
      Then I said :

      Girl, if you’re wondering if I want you to (I want you to)
      I want you to
      So make them move (make them move)
      cause I ain’t got all night

      The rest of the summer was the best we’ve ever had
      We watched titanic and it didn’t make us sad
      I took you to (best buy?)
      You took me home to meet your mom and dad

      Your mom cooked meat loaf, even though I don’t eat meat
      I dug you so much, I took some for the team
      Your dad was silent
      His eyes were fixed to what was on TV

      And the conversation stopped, and I looked down at the ring
      Your folks were next to you
      And you were right there next to me
      And I said :

      Girl, if you’re wondering if I want you to (I want you to)
      I want you to (I want you to)
      I swear it’s true (swear it's true)
      Without you my heart is blue
      Girl, if you’re wondering if I want you to (I want you to)
      I want you to (I want you to)
      So make the move (make the move)
      cause I ain’t got all night

      So much pain may come our way
      There may come a day when we have nothing left to say

      When the conversation stops and we’re facing our defeat
      I’ll be next to you and you’ll be right there next to me
      Then I’ll say

      Girl, if you’re wondering if I want you to (I want you to)
      I want you to (I want you to)
      I swear it’s true (swear it's true)
      Without you my heart is blue ooooooh
      Girl, if you’re wondering if I want you to (I want you to)
      I want you to (I want you to)
      So make the move (make the move)
      Cause I ain’t got all night
    • Comic Con 2009

      10 years ago

      uber_chaos

      Figured it was time I gave a write up for it. I don't remember if I did last year or not. Regardless, here's what happened

      - I flew in a few days early. Said days were spent getting snubbed by Apple, taking a billion pictures at the beach, going to a Padres game (ask Lacrimosa what the score was) with Phil's posse and Spencer, and doing other stuff I don't remember.

      - Comic Con was busy. People bumped in to me and 200,000 other people. In those 200,000 people, I must have seen Burnie, Gus and Geoff stumbling around eight times a day.

      - I was Samus' bodyguard/packmule/photographer/overall bitch. I accidentally snuck into a few photographs with her, much to the displeasure of the guys taking these photographs.

      - Armita made me a sandwich, and immediatly after we attended a panel on strong women in the industry.

      - Armita made me a sandwich.

      - I missed a fan screening of District 9. It's cool though, I plan on ending everyone who did in fact attend.

      - Laird gave me a Tron coin, hit on my girlfriend, and then I lost his Tron coin before he could ask for it back. pwned.

      -Armita's wingman Sabs convinced me to buy a dvd I already own. I don't know if that says more about him or me.

      - I took roughly 200 photos of Samus doing samusy poses. They're currently doing the rounds in Aperture. You'll see a gallery eventually.

      - Rorschach hugged Samus and myself. Shit's not canon.

      Overall it was a fun trip. In n Out was consumed, sammiches were made, and hundreds of thousands of nerds were herded into San Diego for four days.

      Now the highlight of the trip (for me, at least) was after comic con. July 27th marked the one-year point that me and Armita have been dating. Ultimately this was why I was out there (sorry nerd-herd, I love you but you aren't number one anymore), and I couldn't think of a better way to spend it. I <3 you, you dork.

      Now make me a fucking sandwich.

    • TROOOOOOON! TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!

      10 years ago

      uber_chaos

      Like KHAN. Get it? Shut the fuck up. Go away.

      So I'm watching Tron for the first time since I was probably 10 or 12, and to this day it still totally blows my mind how they were able to pull off that visual style in 1982. I guess that's why Tron Legacy worries me a little bit, as part of the reason Tron was so amazing was how ahead of it's time it really was. In cinema today, we take V/FX for granted. Compositing, 3D environments and fully CG characters, etc. There are people out there who thought the latest Transformers effects "weren't realistic enough". What the fuck are they going to say about Tron?

      Even the super-duper young Jeff Bridges as Clu that we see in the T:L effects test. That in itself amazes me still, and others still aren't impressed. It's a digitally fucking de-aged Jeff Bridges. What more do you want?

      So what do you all think of this TR2N business? Is the sequel going to blow people the fuck away like the original did? DId the original even blow you away? Is young CG Jeff Bridges not the coolest thing ever?

    • Well

      10 years ago

      uber_chaos

      saw that shit coming a mile away.

      Kinda sad to see him leave the board, but it was only a matter of time. Google is making a pretty clear move into Apple/Microsoft territory.

      Best of luck to him and the rest of the company in controlling the world.

      ...

      Google Earth. Get it?

    • I just want everyone to know

      10 years ago

      uber_chaos

      that I'm a girl

      and I like to wear ribbons in my hair

      and I want to kiss all the boys.

      I also like to forget to log out of everything I own internet wise.

      Like my twitter! Follow me! @jsvasuckmydick.com

      I also loooooooooove spongebob. Please flood my comments with pictures of spongebob.

      xoxox

      ps: my fav cosplay ever at comic con was the abused silk spectre and the comedian. because I want to beat the shit out of my girlfriend for abusing the fact I don't log out of ANYTHING. EVER.

      mac rulez

  • Comments (741)

    • metroid05

      12 years ago

      really?
      cool
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      well, would you mind helping me out then?
      smiley8.gif

    • RvBFan123

      12 years ago

      lawlz

    • Mintz08

      12 years ago

      Smartest decision I've heard of all week.

    • Lacrimosa

      12 years ago

      It very well is.

    • Lacrimosa

      12 years ago

      Guess what I got you...

    • art

      12 years ago

      Strawberry actually.

    • art

      12 years ago

      And I looked to much. Passed all 5 puzzles and all :( So much time wasted...You heard about slusho.jp?

    • Meantide

      12 years ago

      Kay...thanx for that...just wanting to know

    • art

      12 years ago

      Hmm, I see. But then again people thing that their problems (no matter how big or small they are) are more important then anything else. And the sad thing is that they'll never going to stfu.

    • Fashiznor117

      12 years ago

      Uhhhhh......no. I took the screenshots, so they're mine. I have no rights for them, because the show isn't mine, so rooster teeth can take them if they want. Which they did, and I'm happy about it. It's not like I want to sue or something. And besides. You came into MY profile. Nobody invited you.

    • Fashiznor117

      12 years ago

      Coincidence? Nope. I have had those pics for months. Ask any of my friends. Also, look at my other images and read the comment dates.

      I also upsized the cover and added my own next to it and they are exact replicas.

      Post edited 7/14/07 4:52PM

    • Lacrimosa

      12 years ago

      Pretty much.

    • Lacrimosa

      12 years ago

      I wouldn't know, I don't eat cookies.

    • Lacrimosa

      12 years ago

      The cookies smell better.

    • Lacrimosa

      12 years ago

      Autographed the hell out of.

      And cookies were heavily involved.

      cookiefrenzy-huge1.jpg

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    • TMRiddle1331

      12 years ago

      Hope tomorrows a better day. smiley3.gif

      If it makes you feel better tomorrow I am working 15 hours

    • skidogallard

      12 years ago

      Haha. I'm tight on cash as it is.

    • TMRiddle1331

      12 years ago

      can you tell that shot of the arbitor was from the scene MC was holding a gun to him. I added the eye in from a few frames earler

    • SipidersW

      12 years ago

      I know what'll make you feel better! Buying me this

    • SipidersW

      12 years ago

      You'll get over it.

    • Lacrimosa

      12 years ago

      I totally would.

      Photoshop it and we can be best friends for life.

    • Lacrimosa

      12 years ago

      It's still hilarious.

      Especially when hes talking to the semi.

    • diereds

      12 years ago

      Yup, you know the other half of the joke though?

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      12 years ago

      Ok...much better picture. You're making some very good progress. Now comes the almighty important question. Age?

    • Mintz08

      12 years ago

      No please, carry on with the original; I said I wanted it to be accurate.

    • Mintz08

      12 years ago

      Got any statues of me yet?

    • Mintz08

      12 years ago

      Yes, there is calling to be done:

      1. Church will say something sarcastic.
      2. Caboose will be stupid.
      3. Donut will be flamboyant.
      4. Simmons will kiss ass
      5. Grif will piss and moan.
      6. Tucker will say "chicks" and/or "ladies."
      7. Tex will be hawt.
      8. Sarge will be gruff.
      9. Doc will be peaceful.
      10. Shit will go down.

      Keep a checklist ready.

    • art

      12 years ago

      As I think more about it I remember watching both films. On Russian DVD that my friend have. I am just mad at Russian critics.

    • Meantide

      12 years ago

      Hey when I write half the script or maybe the whole thing if I decide to stick with it.......do you mind proof reading the Halloween Fan-Film script for me????

    • Meantide

      12 years ago

      Thanx...I'll use all that info you gave me.Thanx

    • Meantide

      12 years ago

      Hey RVBFan told me to say hi and...I'm writing a Halloween fan-film movie...how do I deal with copyright crap.....he told me to talk to you.

    • sniper092

      12 years ago

      lol yeah the wings are pretty beastly! we have lost alot of our better players in these last two years tho

    • Shadow471

      12 years ago

      i told him no, until he brought out pinky condoms...... ha ha ha

    • reSpawn

      12 years ago

      I need to find a way to get my ass up there.

      ...if a 16 year old can find his way from Brazil and an Irishman can find his way from Ireland, you should have no trouble at all. smiley0.gif

      ...even taking into account that you're from Texas! smiley8.gif

      Post edited 6/11/07 12:11PM

    • ICEMAN2303

      12 years ago

      Ducks did derseve to play I will give them that! They outplayed Detroit and the Sens

    • TMRiddle1331

      12 years ago

      opon looking into it. the 3CCD sensors are HD but the camera saves in DVD. Hrm, guess you are stuck at DVD quality. Well that sucks. I told you which camera you should have got smiley0.gif

      Post edited 6/03/07 7:20PM

    • TMRiddle1331

      12 years ago

      Did you just imply I don't know what the XL-2 is.

      The XL-2 captures in 1080i. But it saves to MiniDV. Which is why people buy external HD that cuts around the MiniDV and saves in raw uncompressed avi. 1080=HD

    • grummzaire

      12 years ago

      wouldn't it be nice

    • grummzaire

      12 years ago

      yeah, my best ones were for projects. i'd like to get into directing / filmmaking in some way but i'm kind of wingin it for now.

      I actually have one of my films up on the ol' google video.

      video.google.com/videoplay?docid=592689066964031887

    • grummzaire

      12 years ago

      hooray for school

    • grummzaire

      12 years ago

      I haven't played the field much, so to speak, in regards to camera tech. But that one is a fine machine, good price with quality functionality. I've made several short films with those JVCs

    • Extremeshaws

      12 years ago

      okay, that seriously offends me. stereotyping too much. even if you are joking, i dont find it funny. i mean, where did that come from?

    • mrduh

      12 years ago

      GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SENATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • ChiggyDude

      12 years ago

      Im just saying.

      I dont really like Selanne.

      Im an actuall Flames fan, but since there out, im going for the next Canadian team left. Ottowa Senators.

    • Extremeshaws

      12 years ago

      lol...but then again, even if you win...we still "win" lol
      last time a canadian team won was 1993...Montreal Canadiens actually..

      im obviously going for ottawa, they beat the team that played best in the season.
      but you're goalie's amazing...what do you expect, he's from Montreal lol

    • ____

      12 years ago

      LOL...

    • Jeffry_ac

      12 years ago

      Oh go cry somewhere else..

    • Hudson633

      12 years ago

      Seriosuly, i will. Gawd.

    • Mintz08

      12 years ago

      I so fucking earn my title "The Caller."

      Read the initial post, then check this comment.

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