unfair

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    • 3 months

      12 years ago

      unfair

      well i'm off to boot camp:( ... ill see you all when i get back!!!

    • roflmao

      12 years ago

      unfair

      Little Johnny was 7 years old and like

      other boys

      his age rather

      curious.



      He had been hearing quite a bit

      about 'making out'

      from the older boys, and he wondered

      what it was

      and how it was done.



      One day he took his question to his

      mother, who

      became rather flustered. Instead of

      explaining

      things to Johnny, she told him to hide

      behind the

      curtains one night and watch his older

      sister and

      her boyfriend.



      This he did. The following morning,

      Johnny

      described EVERYTHING to his mother.



      "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for

      a while,

      then he turned off most of the lights.

      Then he

      started kissing and hugging her. I

      figured 'Sis must

      be getting sick, because her face started

      looking

      funny.



      He must have thought so too, because he

      put his

      hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,

      just the

      way the doctor would. Except he's not as

      smart as

      the doctor because he seemed to have

      trouble

      finding her heart. I guess he was getting

      sick too,

      because pretty soon both of them started

      panting

      and getting all out of breath.



      His other hand must have been cold

      because he

      put it under her skirt.



      About this time 'Sis got worse and began

      to moan

      and sigh and squirm around and slide

      down

      toward

      the end of the couch. This was when her

      fever

      started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis

      told him

      she felt really hot.



      Finally, I found out what was making

      them so

      sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his

      pants

      somehow. It just jumped out of his pants

      and

      stood there, about 10 inches long,

      honest, anyway

      he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from

      getting

      away.



      When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her

      eyes

      got big, and her mouth fell open, and

      she started

      calling out to God and stuff like that. She

      said it

      was the biggest one she's ever seen; I

      should tell

      her about the ones down at the lake by

      our house!



      Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the

      eel by

      biting its head off.The eel spit on her face

      a little bit and then, All of a sudden she

      grabbed it

      with both hands and held it tight while he

      took a

      muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it

      over the

      eel's head to keep it from biting again.



      Sis lay back and spread her legs so she

      could get

      a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying

      on top

      of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a

      fight.



      Sis started groaning and squealing and

      her

      boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess

      they

      wanted to kill the eel by squashing it

      between

      them.



      After a while they both quit moving and

      gave a

      great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure

      enough,

      they killed the eel. I knew because it just

      hung

      there, limp, and some of its insides were

      hanging

      out.



      Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired

      from the

      battle, but they went back to courting

      anyway. He

      started hugging and kissing her again. By

      golly,

      the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up

      and

      started to fight again.



      I guess eels are like cats- they have nine

      lives or

      something. This time, Sis jumped up and

      tried to

      kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35

      minute

      struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew

      it was

      dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel

      its skin

      off and flush it down the toilet.



      Now that you've read it, post it and have

      goodluck

      in "gettin' sum" forever...Ignore it, and U

      will

      have a

      bad sex life!!! SO REPOST THIS!!! WITH tHE TITLE

      HOW A 7 YEAR OLD EXPLAINS SEX

    • Semper Fi

      12 years ago

      unfair

      i am now joined into the Marines!!! im leaving 4 boot in july! wish me luck!!!

    • to all my friends!

      13 years ago

      unfair

      its summer... im out of school... & time is a lugshury i dont have smiley2.gif im letting everyone know this cuz im not going to be on RVB as much... but ill try to be on as much as i can 4 all my friends!

      1. Your Full Name:
      2. Age:
      3. Favorite Color:
      4. Favorite Movie:
      5. Favorite Song:
      6. Favorite Band:
      7.Favorite animal:
      7. Most Embarrassing Moment:
      8. Are you a virgin:
      9. What makes you the maddest:
      10. Are we friends:
      11. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
      12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick:
      13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before:
      14. Have you heard any rumors of me lately:
      15. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me:
      16. Do you think I'm a good person:
      17. Are there ever times when you want to call me but don't:
      18. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you:
      19. If you could change anything about me, would you? What would it be:
      20. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out:
      21. If i was dying would you save me ( even if it ment your life):
      22.If i was a loser would you let me win:
      23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you:


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      92% of teenagers has moven on to rap. If you are one of the 8% thats still into real music, copy and paste this in your profile. RAP SUCKS!!!
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      92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Bitch, excuse me, Fitch, said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off. teehee
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    • ...

      13 years ago

      unfair

      1. Your Full Name:
      2. Age:
      3. Favorite Color:
      4. Favorite Movie:
      5. Favorite Song:
      6. Favorite Band:
      7.Favorite animal:
      7. Most Embarrassing Moment:
      8. Are you a virgin:
      9. What makes you the maddest:
      10. Are we friends:
      11. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
      12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick:
      13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before:
      14. Have you heard any rumors of me lately:
      15. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me:
      16. Do you think I'm a good person:
      17. Are there ever times when you want to call me but don't:
      18. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you:
      19. If you could change anything about me, would you? What would it be:
      20. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out:
      21. If i was dying would you save me ( even if it ment your life):
      22.If i was a loser would you let me win:
      23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you:


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      92% of teenagers has moven on to rap. If you are one of the 8% thats still into real music, copy and paste this in your profile. RAP SUCKS!!!
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      92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Bitch, excuse me, Fitch, said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off. teehee
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    • hay everyone

      13 years ago

      unfair

      who is everyones favorite super hero? mines spider man! smiley0.gif
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      92% of teenagers has moven on to rap. If you are one of the 8% thats still into real music, copy and paste this in your profile. RAP SUCKS!!!
      mortor.gif
      thatsnotsugjestive7ju.gif12704205243.gif
      92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Bitch, excuse me, Fitch, said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off. teehee
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    • hello friends & fellow rvb people!

      13 years ago

      unfair

      im taking a test today so i wont b on untill later... so drop me a line! (or else)

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      92% of teenagers has moven on to rap. If you are one of the 8% thats still into real music, copy and paste this in your profile. RAP SUCKS!!!
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    • 666

      13 years ago

      unfair

      HAPPY 6/6/06 EVERYONE!!! SHOW ME YOUR DARK SIDE & JUST HOW EVIL U R!!!
      (and that dosent mean neg moddimg!)
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      92% of teenagers has moven on to rap. If you are one of the 8% thats still into real music, copy and paste this in your profile. RAP SUCKS!!!
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    • one of my favorite songs

      13 years ago

      unfair

      Cold - When Angels Fly Away Lyrics

      Album: A Different Kind Of Pain

      I'll make a soldier's decision to fly away
      Load my gun paint my face call me misery
      I can see the sky light up and the ground explode
      Got my sights locked in I can see you breathe
      Then I watched you fall and somebody screamed
      It's the saddest thing when angels fly away

      I can't be home tonight
      I'll make it back it's alright
      No one could ever love me
      Half as good as you

      Got a badge from my scars just the other day
      Wore it proud for the sake of my sanity
      I could see the flames burn bright from the winding road
      Like a haunting page from that history
      Watched the young girl cry and her mother scream
      It's the saddest thing when angels fly away

      I can't be home tonight
      I'll make it back it's alright
      No one could ever love me
      Half as good as you
      (half as good as you)
      You can't be strong tonight
      Love makes you sad it's alright
      No one could ever worry
      Half as good as you
      (half as good as you)

      Half as good as you

      I can't be home tonight
      I'll make it back it's alright
      No one could ever love me
      Half as good as you
      You can't be strong tonight
      Love makes you sad it's alright
      No one could ever worry
      Half as good as you



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      92% of teenagers has moven on to rap. If you are one of the 8% thats still into real music, copy and paste this in your profile. RAP SUCKS!!!
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    • games & names (& other random shit)

      13 years ago

      unfair

      i need a good game... but i dont know what to get... can someone give me some sugjestions? (i have an xbox)

      dose any one know the name of the naruto theme song ??? cuz i cant find the name anywhere!

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      92% of teenagers has moven on to rap. If you are one of the 8% thats still into real music, copy and paste this in your profile. RAP SUCKS!!!
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  • Comments (835)

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      i think he just hates his nose really i mean big eyes small nose....anime cat? XD

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      yes but the future will be so adorable! XD oh but there'll be blood everywhere

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      lol thats what the future is like giant hello kittys running around eating people

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      hah kitty needs protein!

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      meow?KITTY!

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      lol ok nightnight

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      hmm oh well

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      haha well what do you know, wait why is it my nick name haha i dont get it

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      no idea one of friend just called me it randomly why?

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      well theres a long list lets see, private snowball,ducky,shelbs,nicoli,nb

      well theres others but those are the ones that come to mind

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      hmm a new nick name what do you know

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      great! giggles?

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      lol its ok

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      lol nope just lazy and i lose my camera alot thats all

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      lol hey

    • Lumpy_423

      10 years ago

      In reply to unfair, #6:

      thats a lot of one way power, but what if they get your back?


      BRING OUT THE HAMMERS!!!
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    • BASTARD667

      10 years ago

      Awesome demotivational posters, Unfair. +1 Cool. I really enjoyed them.
      Please take a moment to check out my link. I'm looking for honest opinions from people and I'd greatly appreciate if I could get one from you. Thank you!
      http://redvsblue.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2216580&page=1

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      your parent seem pretty mean

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      lol yeah your typing you alive or a zombie XD

      well im going to bed so nightnight

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      why'd you stop drawing?

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      lol its ok i just relized re-reading my comment i meant to to say "to both the user..ect" haha

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      to bother the user and the person teaching so beware! XD

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      lol so thats what they are woo knowledge

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      hmm so what are the tool for, i mean i know their for fixing lol but what?

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      hmmm yes i see haha i have no idea what they are but oh well never was good with tools but what do you expect XD

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      hmm thats sucks, what kinda tools?

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      yeah im just ignoring him now, pretty good you?

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      lol i guess you could say he is but hes just some random guy on the internet i guess oh well i wouldnt pay him any mind

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      thats good then

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      well thats good but still yeah i would never get use to it

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      that sucks

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      what happened to your leg

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      lol i guess no random raving to night haha rave monkey!

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      haha no oreos today?

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      watching a movie, listening to music and looking through pics you?

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

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    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      oh no the blah monster XD

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      haha ok well nightnight

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      welcome!

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      lol yep good luck!

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      lol dont worry im sure you'll do great

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      lol seat of power you say, when did that happen well congrats im probably extremely late on that but it the thought that counts or something like that

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      great you?

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      lol i love it! XD

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      too much rave! oh noes

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      oh no rave monkey!

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      haha maybe you should calm down a bit well thats if you can

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      lol yeah your not gonna get sleep or if you do your gonna have some messed up dreams XD

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      lol the best kind of spontaneous combustion

    • asomeshelby

      10 years ago

      hey!

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