unrealreaper

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from Birmingham, ENGLAND

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    • Hmmmmm and a hello to you all !

      11 years ago

      unrealreaper

      long time no fucking talk people ! yea as befor i am rarely around these days people to kill, people to kiss, people to get absolutely off my fucking tits with !

      so yea an update i hear ya'll scream. well im 21 in like 2 weeks, got a fucking maaaaaaaaassive party on the flow got loads of people i met on ma travles that are in the country coming on down along with all ma work mates and the lads, and old work mates gonna be fucking immence !

      and i have a new job ! well, i got a job as a barman, what a fucking job, nothing is a better job.

      but to make it even better, in 4 months i bacame one of the fucking managers ! FUCK'IN A'VE THAT !

      my bar rocks in the face aswell ! ive 1 dude behind the bar, he's a legend, and the other 7 staff are fucking HOT ass bar maids <3 heaven i tell you now ! if i remember ill get some pic's up of my place and staff ^_^

      so yea life is the fucking shit at the moment loveing all of it, just missing Kane or Demon_Smite on here, ma best mate, the fucker is still Oz. bastard. :P

      so yea ya'll feel free to contact me.....some how.......like......msn ? or like.......ya >.> sausage !

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      party's in birmingham england, mosley village !

    • ok, so pic's and vids of my travles

      12 years ago

      unrealreaper

      ok so i have a few of the video's on you tube of my tralves, and all 400+ pic's that i took up on face book

      so ill throw some links at cha ^_^

      you'll have to join face book to look at the pic's but its an aweosme thing man, well worth joining, you'll be surprised at how many people you know are on there ! i found tonnes of old school friends !

      Face Book

      and this is a link to my video's page on you tube.

      Moi on You Tube

    • im home and loveing it

      12 years ago

      unrealreaper

      well i completely ranout of money while i was in austrailia and had to call a few favours in and got a flight home, i had an awesome 5 mothes away from england, andim loveing being back surrounded by people i love, and that love me.

      many nights out, not remember most of them, but it kinda help's withthepics of made, and not wakeing up in my own room :o

      all in all, im loveing my life :D

      work in a bar, and it rock's ^_^

    • a fuck load to read for you !

      12 years ago

      unrealreaper

      yea, its been a long time since a did a like big email to everyone so read t all, and stuff !
       
      no idea what i said in my last email, so im just gonna use toms big ass one to reference off :)
       
      erm, so in like the last 3 weeks ive coverd a stupid ammount of ground, from bangkok, we caught a 12 hour train over night up to changmai, where we went on a 3 day treck through a jungle stayed in some random ass jungle villages, played football with them, well, i just took out tiny thai people for fun :) and then we went on some elephants and rafted down this river on a shitly made bamboo raft, that came close to sinking lots of times, oh and we wernt alone, we were with this german couple, the woman found me very interesting and liek to watch me eat O_o since i dont do veggie's and all the food was thai and full of em, i spent a long ass time picking em out and keeping the meat :) she couldnt understand what the hell i was doing and just watched :P. and the dude, was a complete fucking nob head ! greed cunt who kept stealing all the food and just had to wear speedo's on the damn raft ! wanker, but we kept him awake with some lovely farting noises, was all good in the end :) watched a thai boxing match when we got back from the treck, one dude got knocked the fuck out, not surpriseing though with 2 stupidly hard kicks to the temple ! oh and then some western dude was up againts this tiny ass chinese dude, it wasnt a fight, it was awell funny tiny boy getting hammerd accross the ring for like 10mins befor the ref stoped it, i was laughing alot ;D then, we tried to make our way to one of the 3 islands just off thailand.
       
      we caught another overnight train from changmai, back into bangkok. then chilled around there, for a few hours on the good old kosan road, then went to the huge ass mall called MBK, and tried to go to the cinema to take the piss our of all the thai's but there wernt any good films on at the cinema, then as we left we noticed the other 2 cinemas over the fucking road -___- was annoying. then we had booked a bus down to some town called champloo or somthing, on the coast which took 7 hour's then we waited around for an hour and caught a ferry to one of the 3 islands, first up was koh tao.
      got to koh tao on the morning of my 20th bday, and awoke to find that the fucking bank stopp me from useing my card, and so i shit myself and did what all men do, i rang my mommy and got her to sort it out ! ^_^ so all good now :) had a good bday, dont remember too much of it, but as the last 4 year's i dont remember the night of ma bday, so it was all good :) apart from loseing my wallet and room key, fortunaly ma wallet only had 30 quid in it and no cards, and i didnt even have to pay for a new room key, they just seem to forget about use haivng to pay all these fines, well i say forget, we fucking jumped in a taxi the morning we had to elave, and did one ! soo all in all we saved ourselves bout 50quid ^_^, the monday after my bday we started our scuba diveing course, since there isnt anything else to do on the island, we completed it in 3/4 days cause we rock ! but ive fucked ma ear doing it, and i think its infected again, im gonna get it looked at in maylasia when i get there. oh yea, managed to grab some weed aswell while we were there, and had a lovely jim beam bong ! was well niiiice !!! that was like our last night there, had a nice chillage session on my balcony few beers and some weed to keep us through the night :).
       
      from koh tao we cause a ferry to the 2nd of the islands called koh phangan where tom had booked us a niice ass place to stay for 5 nights, and on this island was where the full moon party took place, the 2nd best rated party in the world, ill get some of my pictures up of it or somthing, was fucking amazeing ! After 2 days of being on this island ryan and kane were due to be getting there asses there, and this was also the day of the full moon party, the whole reason to be on the island. me and tom rented moped's to go pick up ryan, who had spent a night on the other island, he caught the 10:30 ferrt over, and was on time for us to pick him up, kane how ever, we had no idea what he as gonna do, his flight to the other island was delayed, and the last boat to our island was at 6:30, so at 7:30 when he was suppost to be ont eh last boat, i took ma moped up to the port and waited for an hour, no sign of him, ALOT of people came though, some on these speedboat's which made like no sence to me, so it had settled that kane wasnt going to make it. so i drove back to the hotel, handed over the keys to the moped, which i fucked up but no one wanted to look at it cause it was late, so agian, i got off not paying for repairs ! :D as most people know i hate moped, they are the shittest thing, and most dangerous thing ever created by man, hence why i nearly crashed a few time, but my awesome'ness kept me alive :) so when i got back we all got ready for the party, bought sopme of the neon paint and stuff and headed to the bar strip, we were chilling in one of thr bars along the strip talking to a dude that used to work in toms bar back home, and out of no where we were watching the footie on the tv and i just heard some one grab ryan and say, ' What you doin here then ! ' turned around and fuckign kane was stood there !!!! we all got stupidly chuffed,and asked him how he found us, he was walking along the bar strip looking in all the bars and fortunaly ryan had his top off and kane saw his tattoo on his back ! if ryan had his top on he wouldnt have saw us !! crazy shit man, then we went to the beach which was fucking rammed and grabed ourselfves a bucket of wiskey and coke and headed to the drum and base section of the beach, me kane ryan and little ben (or panda ben as he's now known.) were havein a blast tearing it up on the dance floor, failry on the way to being drunk, when i reached into my pocked and noticed i had a pot of neon paint, and so then, i showed the rest of em,

    • still alive ! and aids free !

      12 years ago

      unrealreaper

      yup they cant fuck with me ! had to slap down a few ladyboys giveing it large to me, but tis all good ^_^

      just got back for a 3 day jungle treck, up moutains, down them, on elephants, bamboo rafting, sleeping in random jungle villages, kicked ass !

      oh and just had the best massage ive had since ive been here, i feel like a kitten on a cloud ! with a blade o course :)

      well, got a train to catch, later ! ^_^

    • ...

      12 years ago

      unrealreaper

      im in thailand...., weird shit, ladyboys.....scary shit !

    • my my my !

      12 years ago

      unrealreaper

      HELLO PEOPLE !

      my my its been a while, and man have i been busy !

      first off, :o !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      I GO TRAVLEING THIS MONDAY ! THE 16th !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      few hick-up though :S

      not allowed into the U.S so gotta buy a ticket home from fiji :S

      but all is well !!!!

      jsut gonna be in debt hardcore when i come bacl :(

      but fuck it, this si gonna be the best 7 months of my life !

      although this months has been fucking awesome ! espically the last 3 weeks !

      i quit work last saturday, best thing ever !! the week befor that i handed my notice in, and all of a sudden, people were like :o no more paul !!!!! SHIT !

      and have been getting as much time in with me as possibble ! ive only been on ma own for the last 2 day's, oh and even more annoying, like 3 girls that i work with are all like ;__; 'im so sad your going, i really really like you, ya know '

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      but ive made the most of that, been iceskateing, cinema, clubbin with em, and it was fun ^_^

      now, for the weekend ahead....

      oh my.........i think ill be topping last years birthday piss up befor i went to the U.S with this one, 80+ people, i know them all, huge pub crawl, then up town for some clubbing, then to the casion after that ! all in all, we might get home for around 7-8am <3

      its gonna be a classic !

      if ya around here on saturday, feel free to pop upto mosley village birmingham, ill be fucking off ma tits but hey ! join me :D

      oh and did i mention, i havent gotten drunk in the last 3 months ! :o

      i know i know, shocking isnt it, i decided to stop drinking cause of things that happend when i blacked out.........ya.....annoying as fuck

      but fuck it, im going travleing ! cant not drink ! :D

      so im thinking, i get pissed at home on like, what 3 cans :D, then go out, get ma drinks steadly brought for me, and keep the dunken feeling on the go all night :D

      oh yea, ive got like shit all money saved for my travleing :D but i did jsut buy a new rage against a machien belt and wallet, and a slayer wrist strap :D

      so its all good ^_^

      hope ya'll havein fun too ^_^

    • SHABBA !

      13 years ago

      unrealreaper

      yea its long, but i space shit out so there aint taht much so fucking read it all !

      yare yare, ok fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me tis been a while !

      hallooooo :DDDDDDDD

      maaan lots o shit happend, not much time to ma self recently

      ok well lets hit the top of the list !

      TRAVLEING PLANS THIS YEAR !

      ok well, this year im going on ma mega travle worldwide ness !!!!! with 3 maybe 4 of ma friends !

      so this is how it goes down :

      get to shitty shitty london, THEN !

      Thailand
      Australia
      new zeland
      fiji
      LA
      NYC

      back to shitty shity london

      in total, ill be gone for 8 months !!!!! YEEEEEAAA ! and we start this epic journy on the 18th of october ! newyear and xmas in australia BAM ! gonna rock !

      oh and shadow, if you read this, looks like you'll finally get fucking laid ^_^ we'll see to that :) since your a student, we'll be invading your campus and fucking all if any hott girls ya got stashed around that place ^_^

      yes im gonna see if they'll let me back into the us ;_;

      here's hopeing *crosses fingers while still hideing blade*

      yee i dont get in....im gonna fucking kick off and i bet i kill atleast 10 cops befor i die !

      ok, tahts that ! NEEEEEEEEEEEXT !

      MY HEAD !

      ok so i finally got kat to cut ma hair

      so ive gone from this, damn thats soo freaking sucky

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      to this, modled with the lovely helen at ma side while we did shit all at work today ^_^

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      oh fucking yea......that bastarding reminds me !

      the loverly KAT decided to VUT OFF MY GOATEE ! after she cut ma hair, WITHOUT ME KNOWING ! so hance the lack of goatee on moi now -.-

      erm nest on da agenda....

      OHO !

      NEW SWORD !

      well's finally got my hands on a forged and folded sword ! BOOOOYYYAAAAAAA !

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      <3 oho and i get to test cut it on 2 dude soon ^_^

      never fuck with a friend of mine, * tut tut * ya'd think people would have learned by now ^_^

      but none the less, i fucking cut down a small tree in a single swipe....so, ouch for them ^_^

      so all in all it fucking rocks ! and i got it stupidly cheap.....>.> shady'ness FTW ! lets jsut say, it cost me less than 100 ^_^

      so all the ownage is kicking ass so bar, bar work which is sucking fucking ass ! tried to fire me 2times in as many weeks ! toob ad they cant, im too fucking cleaver for them !

      right, erm im tired now, so this'll do

      gonna get to work on ma alerts then hit da sack ^_^

      so ya'll keep on liveing, till i deem it time to end your life ^_^

      oh yea, and last nights fun :D

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    • aaaaaaaaaaand im back

      13 years ago

      unrealreaper

      3 days......im sunburned, tired and hung over, but fucking hell was it a laugh, climbing up the side of a mountain watch my friend hand on for dead life on all 4's while i litterally strole past him and laugh, walk across the beach, chase seagull's get drunk, smoke ma cigar, laugh, torment a dude for 3 days straight, omg....that is genius, and we're still not stoping now...

      i look like ive neglected to touch my head for like a month ( partly true )

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      too lazy to shave, and still deciding on weather to let the girls fuck my head up again with the clippers.

      but man, ya think we'de be able to go in a pub, but nooo 'family only boys, sorry' ' fuck you then ya wanker' 'what did you just say to me ?! ' 'u heard prick now get back inside befor ya get cut' ' ......'

      invented a new game, the retarded ness got to an extream, this game had no rules and.....it is jsut retarded, but the most fun ever !

      lots of driveing, lots of weird looks as 3 topless lads laugh alot in a small car togeather, scared soo many predestrians its untrue i <3 shouting thigs ouf of windows ^_^

      had some awesome icecream and stuff.

      but ti rocked ! so random ! but thats us !

    • sausage ?

      13 years ago

      unrealreaper

      <---------- off tits on anitbiotics
      fucking ear !

      so yea :DDDDDDDDDDDD happy me is going on a 3 day road trip later today......english people be looking for mass crashes on the M42 and M5 today cause me + off tits + fast car + moterway + water ballons = people WILL get hurt !

      ^_^

      im gonna go with the pills are making my swords talk to me.....i hope ^_^

      but they speak well ! ' oi ! where's the blood man ! '...... ' why am i not in your hand ? '..... ' thats better '....... ' is that some one in the garden ? '

      >.>

      ok i think i should like lie down or somthing.......no wait, garden first *gone*

      -.- the trees attacked me

      there gone now though !

      ....ok this is wrong.....hope they wear off befor i get in the car...

      must go, the kitchen is calling me now

      +*note to self, remember next time that you already had the days dosage ALREADY FOOL ! NO NEED FOR IT AGAIN !*

      *dies*

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  • Comments (143)

    • Kumiho

      12 years ago

      amen brother.

    • Zaeon Ooooold

      12 years ago

      you do know the Naruto filler ended, right? Come back to the thread.

    • Glod

      12 years ago

      Lol, i'm not REALLY in love, i just watched an anime and got an outlandish crush on one of the characters, so i'm in love with him, currently. But last i checked love with an animated character doesn't count. smiley4]

    • sw33t33pi

      12 years ago

      Paul Paul Paul.............................Have a Happy New Years!!!!!!!!!! I'm sure you will drink lots for the both of us!!!! ^_^

    • sw33t33pi

      12 years ago

      Give me ur address!!!! I'll send you a copy!

    • Kumiho

      12 years ago

      yep lol I ALMOST thought about my story lol

    • sw33t33pi

      12 years ago

      It is awesome! You have to see it..........I have 3 copies.........

    • Kumiho

      12 years ago

      smart van :P

    • sw33t33pi

      12 years ago

      Hey!!!!! Sweet!!!!! I hope your having fun over there!!!!!

    • sw33t33pi

      12 years ago

      Gooood morning!!! *hugs from Texas*

    • Kumiho

      12 years ago

      yep! watch the anime it's been really well done!

    • Kumiho

      12 years ago

      tis the anime of deathnote, the guy writes names of people in this notebook (called the deathnote) and they die. good times!

    • AzmoSama

      12 years ago

      Apparently, I defy the laws of physics

    • AzmoSama

      12 years ago

      Hell no!
      Windows PCs crash about 8 times a day compared to the Mac's once a year

    • AzmoSama

      13 years ago

      The 3rd law of anime/2-DBMU ; if a guy looks slightly efemenite, and / or gay, and / or does not smile much, he will pwn you faster than you can say "Nice scy-oh shi-"

    • unrealreaper

      13 years ago

      awww bless ya :)

      come find me, ill gladly fuck ya head intot he ground ^_^

      and ...... poor you .... have a GF you will never touch <3 ja funboy ^_^ and again fuck off from here :)

    • 343winks

      13 years ago

      umm okay, actually she is 16.

      and no, I am not a pedophil cause I haven't done anything yet. Another reason why I am not a pedohil because she loves me back, can you get that through your brain or should I turn it up a notch? Sorry you are self conceided jerk who has no soul, no heart, and is biggest loser who doesn't have good grammar cause he has the intelligence of 3rd grader.

      I have beaten people up bigger and smarter than you. Trust me, I can whip your ass faster than you can say Jimmy Hoffa, but you know what you haven't really done anything so I am not going to do anything. Now unless you do something against me or my friends, I will give you a close circumcision.

      That's okay, my 45 calibur should make you into someone holy. I have been trained in military tactics thanks to my aunt who would love a chance to try out her new gun on someone.

      But since I am in a good mood today, I am just going to ingore your ignorance because you are not worth fighting against either way cause it is only an insult to my abilities and the fact that I have bigger and better fish to fry.

      Luckily, I made myself look better cause I have not used a single curse word. That is what it mean to being AN ADULT and being MATURE.

      So good day to you low-life. I hope your days of eating soil pay off for you.

    • unrealreaper

      13 years ago

      hehe control the fool teh mastu....he's getting in over his head ^_^

    • 343winks

      13 years ago

      Fine I'll stay off your profile...you stay away from my girl.

      I say that is an even trade. Otherwise, you shut up before I cut you in half.

    • LostOwnsYou

      13 years ago

      Having Contest XD
      See Journal
      -Lost

    • matsumoto

      13 years ago

      ignore winks he is just to over protective, which isn't bad but, yah... So message me sometime when you get back on!

    • matsumoto

      13 years ago

      Baka!
      I was not doing that for attention, fuck I was so secret that noone even noticed!
      Then I thought hell I'll get my anger out now...

    • 343winks

      13 years ago

      Leave my GF alone, she doesn't need your influence to make her more depressed

    • matsumoto

      13 years ago

      >.< you just fuck with my mind to much and did you actually say you have pitty for me?!
      o.o

    • sw33t33pi

      13 years ago

      There u are!!!! when are u coming back??? lol....... We miss u!!!!! We mus get drunk together!!! he-he

    • AzmoSama

      13 years ago

      Ah, but yeah, he was only in the intro.

    • AzmoSama

      13 years ago

      He's on par with Vaizard Ichigo now he's got his arm back, definetly above Hitsugaya.

      If that aint good I dunno what is.

    • matsumoto

      13 years ago

      OF COURSE!

    • matsumoto

      13 years ago

      lol, nice comment!

    • infinitmugen

      13 years ago

      yeh a rubber sausage probably pwns all those swords.

    • Kumiho

      13 years ago

      I consider it a grossly unfair insult that the winner has the same name as me. He should die.

    • matsumoto

      13 years ago

      hey!

    • Sessumai66

      13 years ago

      MAGICAL TREVOR!!! ^_^

    • BlueKudzu

      13 years ago

      What's your sex song?
      hit that - offsprings ( XD )

      XD!!!

    • Zen_Kaeinsho

      13 years ago

      ROFL, my country sucks. LMAO and someone gave me a Euro today!

    • Zen_Kaeinsho

      13 years ago

      LOL, unlike you, I don't want to get arrested... again.

    • Zaeon Ooooold

      13 years ago

      that arrancar dude was just in the last episode, they do a dufferent character every episode, now that they showed him I have high hopes for the filler ending

    • Zaeon Ooooold

      13 years ago

      sci-fi friday, its a american cable channel thing

    • Kumiho

      13 years ago

      lol you've such a way with people

    • Zen_Kaeinsho

      13 years ago

      It's too cold though. =\

    • Zen_Kaeinsho

      13 years ago

      I actually don't know. I just felt since I can't run around scantily clad, I'll just post pics of other people scantily clad. I must say it's working quite nicely.

    • Zen_Kaeinsho

      13 years ago

      Babies are ugly and I don't want htem coming out of my vagina. KTHX

    • Zen_Kaeinsho

      13 years ago

      silly silly poeple, glad i dont fall for it, i just do the random affection thing every now and then, keeps em occupied, and yea, v-day = day most sex happen's for a price of a card and a teddy bear !


      And apparently, I'm the only girl who sees through it!!!! But I agree, random affection is much better than expecting it on Valentine's Day. V-Day = gay.

    • akiralives

      13 years ago

      I thought this pic whould amuse you
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    • TKdademon

      13 years ago

      its not a peter jackson film,

      so thats fan made ^_^


      Guess again.

    • Zen_Kaeinsho

      13 years ago

      LOL! Long time no see troublemaker!

    • Zen_Kaeinsho

      13 years ago

      *pounces!*

    • silverkitten

      13 years ago

      Right on. I'd say RATM is my favorite band, glad you agree they are awesome. I'd accept your friend request if it wasn't for your pic of you and your dog... hrmmm

    • _shuyome_

      13 years ago

      umpernickel...

    • Zaeon Ooooold

      13 years ago

      whats that piece maker one about?

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