urself

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from somewhere caught between two worlds

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    • 6 years ago

      urself
    • 7 years ago

      urself
    • just noticed...

      8 years ago

      urself

      The day i graduate from my AIT is my five year date of making my profile on here.


      Funy how that works

    • Week 11 Day 3

      8 years ago

      urself

      Well I’m 11 weeks in of my 19 weeks in basic and AIT training. Basic training is fully over (finally!) So I’ve finally begun my MOS training (31B or as most know it, Military Police). We're in black phase of training so only one phase after this one left before I graduate. For those who ask to know the five phases, they are red, white, blue, black, and gold. Red, white and blue are the three basic training phases with black and gold being the two AIT phases. Red phase you are given 0% freedom, the drill sergeants run your entire day from start to finish. It has lots of PT for punishment and you're experiencing lots of new things at the same time, it's pretty tough but it feels great to make it through it.
      White phase begins after three weeks of red phase. You begin BRM training (Basic Rifle Marksmanship) let me tell you, sewing your m-4 in the ice and snow sucks balls, big time. Firing the M-4 itself is awesome, hard to believe a .22 bullet could cause so much damage to the human body but man these rounds are fun to shoot. We don’t use anything else to zero other than our iron sights on the weapon itself. During qualification you have to hit at least 23 out of 40 targets to pass, not sure. What I got (wasn’t total) but I know I knocked down 16 of 20 in my prone supported set. The only part that I didn’t enjoy about having an M-4 was cleaning the bastard.

      Then comes blue phase. More freedom for us to have, the D.S’s begin to relax a little more. During this phase there is lots to do, we qualify with grenades and get to throw two M-67 frag grenades. Thos one things are loud as hell; CoD has no kind of realism on the real thing FYI. During the second week of this phase you do your phase III FTX. Embracing the suck is the only advice I can give during this 4 day FTX. It begins with a 16km march that has some pretty big Missouri hills thrown in it. Once you reach the site 1st PLT (my platoon) had to do 360 security on the site while the other platoons set up the main part of the camp/ FOB (Forward Operating Base) the rest of the day was spent setting up our two person tents, making our fighting positions before the sun sets down. There is a saying about going to the field “it runs when you’re in the field, it’s warm and sunny when leaving the field” and that’s how the second day of FTX began. Right after breakfast chow, steady run all day, that fucking sucked. One of the positives of that day was playing OPFOR against my own platoon. The second highlight was the MRE I got for lunch, “Maple Sausage” the main meal wasn’t all that great but it was the extras in it that rocked. Blueberry granola cereal, a maple and brown sugar poptart, a maple muffin top (dear god that is good.) The next part of the week got better, it was cold the next day, but got warmer all week. Friday we packed up and hauled ass outta there, and later on that Friday we went to the NIC course. A three football field course with loud speakers blaring what sounded like Islamic talk with prayer, screams and cries of help, and other stuff. We low crawled at least 2/3rd of it under wire, through the sand and mud in the full battle gear with our weapon. It was crazy but fun, after that we got our value tags and the congratulations speech on joining a brotherhood. It was pretty cool. The following morning was warrior breakfast. An hour long feast of whatever we want to eat, which was great. Then they gave us a little PT-ing afterwards for a laugh. But like all good things, someone has to ruin it for everyone. Some dumb shit in another platoon was found to be sleeping, and that began the whole chain of events that got us locked into red phase for 2-3 days, except this time the D.S’s in our platoon decided to have as much fun with it as possible. 1st PLT got taken to the mud pit twice in one day, god it sucked hardcore. But, we impressed the 1st SGT that she let us go back to blue phase before phasing to black phase on that Saturday. And so AIT officially began!

      It kicked off with a week of being in an Up- armored humvee, advanced commo and land nav classes, 9mm qualification, and learning about the MK19 grenade machine gun and M2 .50 cal machine gun. 9mm was easy; I hit 43 of 50 targets. I can break down and put together the MK-19 and .50 cal. I passed my land nav and commo tests, and went mudding in a 15,000 LB armored killing machine. That brings me up to today. The next two weeks are going to be straight up death by PowerPoint. So it’s gonna be a boring 2 weeks, but then we should be getting to go out and patrol the post in the MP student cars. But that’s how everything has gone so far. Thanks for putting this up for me Kevin –Urself.

    • Yo

      8 years ago

      urself

      Ima on a phone posting from basic

    • 8 years ago

      urself
    • In lue of joes compy being down

      8 years ago

      urself

      FABLE 3!!!!

      IT'S BEING PLAYED AWWWWWWWWRIGHT!

    • 8 years ago

      urself
    • Famous Moments In Space Battle History

      in Forums > Famous Moments In Space Battle History | Follow this topic

      urself

      If you can find the post that has now become lore in our banter and jokes, or just something that was fucking random and funny for all of us, or just those great moments in our RPing times here

      POST IT HERE

      Links to EVERY SB Thread in the proper order (you're welcome)

      Tactial Space Battles The one with the mega noob, UFSTORM.. a quick warning, your brain will hurt reading his posts

      Battles: The Space Frontier Chronicles Our first continuation

      Battles: A New Beginning, A New Conflict I never realized how short this thread was

      Battles: Time for War, Time for Peace One of our coolest chapters so far, i think

      Space Battles: Back to Basics Our current chapter in our saga, and a strong one at that

      There it is guys, over three years, this RP has been going on, I think we all deserve a well fucking done

      But you have your links, find your moments, and enjoy the fun we've had over the years.

      Urself

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  • Comments (1961)

    • Kevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      I know. They think differently than you do.

    • Psycho

      7 years ago

      And my 9/11 folder grew two sizes that day.

    • Psycho

      7 years ago

      I always do

    • Freelancer The Trash Man

      7 years ago

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    • Biolith

      7 years ago

      No, you totally missed the part where I said 'I couldn't stand that shit, so I sold it and got Dead Space 2 instead'.

    • Biolith

      7 years ago

      I'm guessing you missed the whole thing where I pulled a 'WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME' with that game.

    • rvsbrulz

      7 years ago

      Sounds good to me Mr. Cool

    • buckeyedon Crackpottist

      7 years ago

      What's up bitch?

      My Buckeyes? 6-3.

      And with the long list of other schools' scandals, OSU players trading trinkets for tattoos seems pretty harmless.

    • Rodgun

      7 years ago

      It didn't take off due to time constraints. So instead I'm just working on something else with BSF using the system I had already made so as to not let that go to the garbage.

    • buckeyedon Crackpottist

      7 years ago

      I seriously doubt that. I'm thinking 7-5.

      Even if we have a losing record for the games that don't count, I just want that one win at the end of the season.

      Going 1-0 is all that I demand. The rest is just exhibition games.

    • buckeyedon Crackpottist

      7 years ago

      It could happen this year, no doubt.

      But this game doesn't matter. It's the last game of the season that matters, and that's us gang raping those cunts up north.

    • Freelancer The Trash Man

      7 years ago

      Sure.

    • Filthykillz

      8 years ago

      Fuck, I hate that one. But alright, give me a minute to get something to eat and I'll be on.

    • Freelancer The Trash Man

      8 years ago

      Took you long enough.

    • iamcevrus2

      8 years ago

      It's only stolen while I'm not in my room. So I don't care. Like how people that aren't directly in front of me don't exist.

    • sazabi

      8 years ago

      That they are and I feel bad really I do

    • buckeyedon Crackpottist

      8 years ago

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    • buckeyedon Crackpottist

      8 years ago

      I already done started pimping that bitch out bitch.

    • buckeyedon Crackpottist

      8 years ago

      I nutted up all in your face.

    • buckeyedon Crackpottist

      8 years ago

      Old man has to wake up and get some coffee bitch.

    • buckeyedon Crackpottist

      8 years ago

      I tried deleting my account but the Power of BuckHat is too strong!

    • buckeyedon Crackpottist

      8 years ago

      Sounds kinky!

    • RavenAdonis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Sounds fun.

    • firebug19

      8 years ago

      Sorry for slow response... I haven't been online here for a while, lol. I'm just glad you're back online more often :)

    • Freelancer The Trash Man

      8 years ago

      Are you retarded? Use the preview for fucks sake.

    • Sekai08

      8 years ago

      At least you seem to have regular internet access. You have regular xbox too? Pretty cushy. I thought the army was supposed to be all hardass, suffer stuff.

    • Scoches

      8 years ago

      Don't worry. I'm on it. smiley8.gif

    • Sekai08

      8 years ago

      In reply to urself, #2:

      The mentioning of golden showers is what destroyed that bar


      Yes it did. But we had fun with the pic innuendos. Is there any replacement to that thread that is still alive?

    • RavenAdonis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Refriend me. I thought we were friends still, but I apparently removed you by accident during my cleansing post-hiatus.

    • Filthykillz

      8 years ago

      It's Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother.

    • Kevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Very, very good. I'm still playing both of them

    • Doddsoreric

      8 years ago

      Shut it Mexican.

    • Freelancer The Trash Man

      8 years ago

      Have you ever watched it?

    • Freelancer The Trash Man

      8 years ago

      Yes they are.

    • Freelancer The Trash Man

      8 years ago

      freelancer051

    • Freelancer The Trash Man

      8 years ago

      HURR.

    • flaarda

      8 years ago

      1) who are you

      2) i'm more man than you can handle

    • Freelancer The Trash Man

      8 years ago

      It'll take another air show accident for that to happen.

    • Freelancer The Trash Man

      8 years ago

      Bitches can't accept the truth.

    • Freelancer The Trash Man

      8 years ago

      "Betrayal at Falador:
      Fucking noob stole my mony now i need to go back to green drags fml"

    • Freelancer The Trash Man

      8 years ago

      The Legend of Zezima.

    • Freelancer The Trash Man

      8 years ago

      There's nothing book-worthy in Runescape.
      "LONG AGO THINE GODS HATH MADETH RUNESCAPE"

    • Freelancer The Trash Man

      8 years ago

      There be trolls afoot.

    • Abyss2

      8 years ago

      That's terrible, but just too damn funny.

    • Freelancer The Trash Man

      8 years ago

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    • Freelancer The Trash Man

      8 years ago

      ITC: We exchange reaction pictures.

    • Freelancer The Trash Man

      8 years ago

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    • Freelancer The Trash Man

      8 years ago

      IT'S TIME.

    • GrifRocks209

      8 years ago

      Not Osaka though.

    • GrifRocks209

      8 years ago

      Sounds cool man, always wanted to visit Germany. I got a friend who's stationed in Japan right now, he's loving it.

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