weisacactus6

Male
from Burke, VA

  • Activity

    • Profession

      7 years ago

      weisacactus6

      I'm a professional Asian. I literally get paid to be Asian. Be jealous...

    • Asians are invading

      7 years ago

      weisacactus6

      Who agrees that Asians will end up taking over the world in the near future?

    • yeah buddy

      7 years ago

      weisacactus6

      Bought the RvB season 9 on iTunes!

    • There's nothing wrong with it.

      7 years ago

      weisacactus6

      When I tell people I want to become an assassin when I grow up, they freak out. What's wrong with killing as your profession? Tell me it's not wrong!

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    • Ninjas (according to urban dictionary)

      7 years ago

      weisacactus6

      Ninja don't sweat.

      Bullets can't kill a ninja.

      Ninja invented skateboarding

      Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.

      Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.

      Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.

      Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.

      Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.

      Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.

      Ninja invented the internet.

      Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.

      Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.

      Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.

      Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.

      Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.

      Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.

      Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.

      Lack any personality

      Wear headbands

      Fight skillfully with any object

      Can remove a spleen in one swift motion

      Live in your house secretly for days

      Can remove their shadow if needed

      Hurl shurikens

      Go anywhere they want instantly

      Catch bullets in their teeth

      Kill themselves if they make a noise

      Can run 100 miles on their hands

      Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2

      Have cool words like Seppuku

      Are masters of disguise

      Can hover for hours

      Flip out and kill everything

      Are completely self-sufficient.

      Split planks vertically with their nose

      Can hide in incense smoke

      Kill people.

      Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever.

      Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.

      A Samurai is NOT a ninja.

      Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.

      If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.

      Ninjas can divide by zero.

      Ninjas dont walk the ground moves for them.

      When ninjas do pushups, they dont push themselves up, they push the world down.

      When it rains ninjas dont wet wet, the rain gets ninja.

      What ever ninjas touch turns to gold.

      Ninjas do not sleep, they wait.

      Ninjas tears cure cancer, too bad they never cry.

      Ninjas donate a lot of blood to the red cross, just not their own.

      Ninjas make onions cry.

      Ninjas are allowed to talk about fight club.

      Ninjas gave cats nine lives so they could kill them more.

      Bullets dodge ninjas.

      Ninjas iron there shirts while wearing them.

      Ninjas can predict the songs on their iPod shuffle.

      Ninjas put pants on 2 legs at a time.

      Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines.

      Ninjas taught kool aid man how to break though walls.

      Ninjas created the wheel. Twice.

      A ninja once recieved a hollywood star, he made the handprint when the cement was dry.

      Ninjas are circumcised. They perform it themselves.

      In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself.

      Ninjas can speak in wingdings.

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  • Comments (2)

    • mistifyimpac

      7 years ago

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    • mistifyimpac

      7 years ago

      asian things REALLY!!!!!?

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