whorinlauren

Female
from K-town, Ontario

  • Activity

    • wowzerz.

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      So I've had my nose in a book for the last...oh...month or so. I miss fresh air and sunlight.

      I also miss the ability to NOT hallucinate during class because I haven't slept in two days. My prof had better watch out for those cockroaches behind him...they're crafty fuckers.

      LP

    • La semana de lectura

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      My spanish prof laughed after she said that, and corrected herself to "drinking and doing no work week". We laughed because it was true, and she moved the next assignment's due date from the day we get back to the next week. She's awesome.

      Note: I know everyone says drinking is all fun and everything, but I think it's important to put this out there for all you young'ns who can't fully understand it yet. Drinking is fucking awesome, and nothing bad comes of it. Especially if you're a slutty drunk. Cuz then the drinks are free!!
      **note: do NOT be a slutty drunk that actually sleeps with randoms. That gets you crabs and pregnancy tests. Be a tease. All the alcohol with none of the risk!

      In conclusion: reading week, bitchesssssssssss. smiley4.gif

    • fuckin' done-zo.

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      The week of hell is complete, and now I shall ruin my liver with celebratory partay-ing.
      Honestly. Who makes you write 5 midterms in 4 days. Fucking Queen's.

      *edit*
      Liver successfully ruined. shit son...poutine is SO the best thing in the god damned world...but now my liver hurts. and my hearteries.
      wewt. smiley4.gif

    • MIDTERRRRRRRRRMS!!!!

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      midterrrrrrrrrrrrrms....midtERRRRRRRms......

      MIDTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMS!!!!!

      We're going for the Dean's list this year, folks, which means that my 80.0 average from last term will have to be complimented by an 80.0 minimum this term. AAAAAAAND go.

      Monday: I wrote Spanish this morning (como si fuera? como si fuese? wtf?)
      I wrote finance this evening (duration hedge?????? it sounds like a big-ass weed.)


      and then I do a crazy dance and sleep 2.... maybe 3 hours a night.

      p.s. demand curves are out to get you...details to come tuesday night??

    • Valentine's Day Rant

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      Boo Hoo... another single girl bitching about Valentine's Day and how she hates it because love is stupid and all the happy couples should be dealt with by firing squad and/or angry penguins with shivs. The original part? I'm starting two weeks early.

      The reason that people get their panties all knotted up is because for that one day they have to make an excuse for their single-ness. On any other day, some people are single and some people are in relationships - but on this day, love is magically the thing that makes the world turn and babies smile and cancer patients magically survive against all odds. And if you're single on February 14th, the world is bent on making you question why that is.

      On March 5th, I'm single because I wasn't happy in my last relationship and haven't found a new guy yet.

      On September 23rd, I'm single because no man is worthy of the majesty that is my intellect and personality.

      On July 9th, I'm single because I want to sleep with as many cute kayak instructors I possibly can before some guy makes me be "monogamous" again.

      But on February 14th, I'm single because I'm ugly, I'm stupid, I smell funny, my butt is too big, my eyes are too green, my fear of commitment is unbearably obvious, and my entire existence is generally offensive. Now, I know that's not the case, but when your friends come up to you and say "OHMYGODIJUSTGOTARINGFROMDANNYHESSOPERFECTBLAHLALASHBLOOOOOOO", you have to stop and think... why does God hate me?

      So instead of buying myself chocolates and trading Charlie Brown valentine cards with my also-single-roommate on February 14th, I'm going to dedicate the entire day to doing everything possible to make myself think that it's just another day. Because in all honestly, my butt is not too big, my eyes are not too green, and my existence is, quite frankly, fucking awesome.

      Power to the people, single or not, because we've all been there. Make it just another day. Eat your cereal and do your laundry and watch your reality TV, because life is peachy on every other day. Why even bother reminding ourselves of something that, in the big picture, is just another excuse to try and make ourselves feel special? I'm already special enough, thank you very much.

      And that is my Valentine's Day Rant.

    • Mononucleosis

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      I had to google that to make sure that was the correct spelling...which makes me sad. My disease is smarter than I am.
      Spleen in danger of rupturing is NOT cool, nor is lacking the ability to eat solid food.

      Sleeping 18 hours a day though, I am tres cool with.

      Wish me luck!

      With swollen glands,
      The Mono Queen smiley4.gif

    • SNOW!

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      Finally! 2 whole centimetres (metric, bitches) of it!

      Also, I finally finished the decoration of the room. Check her out.

      Room1.jpg

      Room3.jpg

      Room4paint.jpg

      room2paint.jpg

      Ain't she purdy? Note: shoe racks are AWESOME. It makes me feel like I have WAY more shoes than I actually do.

      I'm gonna go build a snowman. smiley4.gif

    • Anyone else paid off credit card bills?

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      Because I just paid a chunk of mine, and my poor bank account is crying. Gotta love being a student.

      Also, I still have 4 more days off! Relaxation never felt so good. To celebrate: more champagne!!

      Enjoy going back to work, suckers.

    • My day is so ruined

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      due to the fact that Land Before Time has a sad ending. Apparently, I had managed to convince myself (after not having seen the movie in, oh, ten years) that in the end, Littlefoot (pictured below) finds his mother.

      lbt_littlefoot_peeking.jpg

      It would seem that I forgot the plot of that movie. I was just informed that Sharptooth freaking ruins her. Also, pictured below.

      240px-Sharptooth_vs_Littlefoots_Mom.jpg

      So basically, the pain of that movie that I managed to repress for all these years has come flooding back. Way to go, life.

      Also, Cera rocks your face off, cuz she's TOTALLY a bitch.

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      Much love,
      Lauren

    • J'ai Fini!!!

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      Je suis arrive! Je parle francais!

      Two things to note here. First, Queen's students frequently speak french for short bursts of time. It's like...being bilingual is cool here. Because when EVERYONE is an overachiever, you've got to find new and interesting ways to be a snob.

      Also, I'm donezo, bitches!!! Finance can go suck a big greasy one, because I am so gone, it's like I wasn't even here.

      Note: Merry Christmas!
      Lauren

  • About Me

  • Comments (195)

    • Famicom_Mike Nintendork Since 1992

      12 years ago

      Did you vanish again?

      smiley3.gifsmiley10.gif

    • Bobthefarmer

      12 years ago

      Where'd you go Lauren????

    • Count3D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Site Admin

      12 years ago

      Believe it or not. You made my day with that.

      I'll be sure to tell the guy who wrote it how much Oil Thigh loved it. ;)

    • Count3D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Site Admin

      12 years ago

      lol- didja see the fake journal yesterday?

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      nuh uh..
      you should see my bed its the awesome

    • Varo

      12 years ago

      Hello
      *waves*

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      haha i may stop by

      i'm cramming my ass off in the ILC XD

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      Last one midterm this week is tonight weeeeeee

      then i'ma get oodles of beer

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      haha you want it smiley8.gif

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      midterm thursday night too smiley2.gif

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      me too mine's 7-9
      wanna get a beer after? :P

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      haha enjoy your econ, my classes are don for teh day already :P

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      shouldn't you be in class

    • i_like_me

      12 years ago

      Sleep well. And let me know when your plane's getting in.

    • i_like_me

      12 years ago

      Of course you'll get over here!!

      I've had a few friends who have gone to Canada for a while - I'd really like to try and get there in a couple of years or so. It'll be a race - to see who can get to the other's country first!!

      Post edited 2/03/07 10:48PM

    • i_like_me

      12 years ago

      You didn't get it? So? Just get your butt over - I'll make room for you here. smiley8.gif

      Were you applying for a college exchange? Where were you applying to?

    • i_like_me

      12 years ago

      I like you. smiley1.gif

      You know, there are no reasonable hours to be online - you can be on any time you like.

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      come by ritual sometim today

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      is that what day it is?

      hmmm that works :P
      last week i was drunk on monday

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      i could be inclined to get the first one

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      still alive eh?

    • spartan437

      12 years ago

      whats up?

    • i_like_me

      12 years ago

      You didn't need me to tell you that - I'm sure you already knew.

    • Count3D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Site Admin

      12 years ago

      Haha- thanks! Glad to hear you like it! I design layout and format articles on their pages- so yeah, I do play a role in creating the look of the paper every week.

      I get to hang with the writers all night long too, and they're a fun-loving, crazy bunch of people. Plus, free pizza rules.

    • Count3D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Site Admin

      12 years ago

      Hail sucks. As does slush.

      I remember watching the snow first come down, staring out of the GW office at like 3AM... man this morning killed me...

    • Count3D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Site Admin

      12 years ago

      It's bitter out there... but there's not as much snow as last year... there's no snow at all, even. Sigh, but I hear that's going to change tomorrow night. Time to add a fifth layer.

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      you call stuff wrong says i

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      i never deserve it
      i'm such a saint

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      either way, you're coming out :P

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      20 times soberer too

      its a friday saturday sundat

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      best come
      or i'll set your pretty little head on fire :D

    • Count3D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Site Admin

      12 years ago

      Have a great New Year's, Lauren!

      Get ready for an awesome 2007.

      Cheers

    • LDude FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      MERRY CHRISTMAS

    • i_like_me

      12 years ago

      I know I'm getting in early, but it's nearly Christmas here! Only 1 1/2 hours to go!

      So, Merry Christmas to you. I thought I'd say it while you're online! smiley1.gif

    • Count3D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Site Admin

      12 years ago

      lol- I don't know what funnier- that pic or the fact you're also up at 3AM.

      I would take you if I could Lauren... good luck on your exams!

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      :O jduck shirt is awesome

      where' can i get one

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      i call all vegetarians hippies

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      i didn't know you were a hippy

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      well its too late now, but on thursdays philthy's has those loonie burgers, notthing takes the edge of like eating 10 burgers

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      no kidding
      lets hit up philthy's for looney burgers andbeer

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      ouch :(

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      heart you too smiley8.gif

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      no promises smiley0.gif

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      the bartenders were happyfor the business
      the townies were like O.O what the


      do you have msn?

    • GummySnake

      12 years ago

      I need a lot of friends so I can comment a lot so I get a lot of mods so I can supply most of them for my contest. lol Thats pretty much the only reason Why I random Friend Requested you. lol.

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      DUSTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD wooooooo

      sounds like a good idea, i don't know when the next is

    • Lukie

      12 years ago

      Not bad. I'm chubby ^_^

      Ooh, hey you're from K-town. Snowjade really wants to get her hair straightened, know a good place?

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      haha sounds good

      i'll gladly reaffirm our superiority smiley0.gif

    • blarg22

      12 years ago

      hello

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      we have it harder than you, i'm allowed to space out smiley4.gif

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