whorinlauren

Female
from K-town, Ontario

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    • Christmas!!!

      14 years ago

      whorinlauren

      so i'm planning a christmas formal, which requires booking a dj, ordering food, designing and decorating the entire building, writing speeches, buying gifts, AND finding the perfect dress. holy crap. i'm having fun :p
      someone just kill me.

    • So much work...

      14 years ago

      whorinlauren

      so little time that i want to spend on it. the weekend should be for me to relax, but no, i have to memorize lines, write a position paper, write an essay, study for a test, all the good stuff. oh and i have to be like seventeen places this weekend that are definitly less important but more fun than homework. oh well. i would appreciate inspirational comments on this one...you know...ones to help me get working.

    • ew...

      14 years ago

      whorinlauren

      i'd like to point out that child porn is gross. and wrong. ladies, imagine being 11 and having people take pictures of your ass. you couldnt even look at naked barbies without giggling. anyhew, just thought i'd point out my pissed-off-ness at the entire child porn industry. so friggin wrong. would you enjoy people staring at YOUR childs ass?

    • Turkey Daaaaaaaaay

      14 years ago

      whorinlauren

      today went relatively smoothly. no fights broke out between the family, no potatoes launched or gravy cast across the table. it was actually pretty fun, my family's wicked.
      i know its not thanksgiving everywhere in the world, but happy thanksgiving everyone!!
      enjoy your day!

    • Longest day ever!

      14 years ago

      whorinlauren

      Food bank today! it was a lot of fun, cuz it always is, but i was there for seven hours! im just sore from lifting boxes, throwing bags of potatoes in our "assembly line", and yelling out "corn! pasta! canned meet! FIIIIIISH!" during the sorting process of what became known as "the well oiled machine of sortination"
      i could use a backrub. any takers?
      ~Lauren~
      p.s. babysat the worlds cutest 6 month old baby afterwards. all you need to do to please her is smile huge and she just squealed with delight ever time!

    • rather eventful day

      14 years ago

      whorinlauren

      ooh im so proud! i had the day off but i did so much!
      i went to work to go swimming with the kids (after school care program) and spent most of the time being jumped on by an autistic boy who loved taking off his bathing suit and running around...awww
      sold raffle tickets! i did something useful!
      got aim! thats right...nico informed me i dont have to have aol..so im all over that! add me! sn: whorin L
      tomorrow: adventures at the food bank!!

    • Top five!!

      14 years ago

      whorinlauren

      The top five ways I will ensure next week is friggin amazing:
      5. I'm washing my socks with febreeze...and every time someone does that walk in and smell the room thing from the commercial ill be all "yo..its my feet" and they'll be like "damn...sick"
      4. instead of fighting the physics power, I shall embrace it, become its friend.
      3. after befriending the physics power, i shall turn on it and enslave it. then i will repeatedly spank it and yell DAMN RIGHT BITCH
      2. not worry about what i say or who i offend...i'm gonna say whatever the hell im thinking whenever the hell i think it..from "i have to pee" to "you smell like pee"

      and the number one way i'm gonna make my week friggin awesome:
      save/adopt a homeless or injured badger to make up for my crimes! (thus negating any lingering emotions from the...accident)
      any better suggestions? message me! :)
      ~Lauren~

    • well now.

      14 years ago

      whorinlauren

      I'd like to be able to say today was better than yesterday. however that would be a filthy lie! I got called into work tomorrow and have to cancel plans, I didn't get third round callbacks for the play, and I totally forgot about someones birthday...i think i'm in trouble.
      bright side: this weekend is either gonna kick ass, or im going to kick some ass. either way works out nicely. :)

    • Bad Friggin Day

      14 years ago

      whorinlauren

      Got back a physics test...56%...thats absolute crap!
      Had an audition for school play...forgot my song! woohoo!
      Killed a badger on the way home! What a topper! Actually pulled over and cried.
      Bright side: since everything balances out usually, tomorrows gonna rock :)

    • Chillin

      14 years ago

      whorinlauren

      I'm about to leave for hip-hop class...its my first one! I'm so psyched! AAAnyhoo, just so we all know, Bdot means burlington, not blythe or whatever that guy said. honestly.

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