whorinlauren

Female
from K-town, Ontario

  • Activity

    • *crying noises*

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      Folks...global warming is real. Proof:
      The weather in Kingston

      It should NOT be seven degrees. I want snow! I want to have snowball fights and laugh at my male housemates while they write their names in the snow. I want to get really cold and bitch about how I forgot my scarf. I want my mom to say "BRING A SWEATER!!" every time I go anywhere.

      In order to remedy this, everyone just stop driving, using electricity, and other greenhouse gas emitting practices. Like... cement making. You heard me. Stop it. Maybe then I'll get my white Christmas. or...White Chrismahaunakwanzaaka. Whatever.

      Please...won't you let me have snow???
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      Yours in seasonal affective disorder-like depression,
      Lauren

    • Is super irritable right now.

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      Have you ever just had a stretch of a few hours where everything just irritates the shit out of you? I'm having one of those stretches. Some people call it PMS. I call it "everyone else in the world is a giant douchebag on rice."

      But seriously, folks. I can't shake this homocidal feeling. It's as though every person I know has ganged up on me to find the perfect plan that will make me really irritated but not be able to justify it. Or just a few certain people are giant cockrockets, and they've ruined my day.

      Who doesn't answer their messages? Cockrockets.
      Who forces people into awkward and upsetting situations? Assmunchers.
      Who attempts to make you feel bad about yourself to make them feel better?
      Cock-rocketing-ass-munching-dillholes.

      I feel better. But I was kinda disappointed at my vocabulary. I want better insults to refer to people by. Give me better suggestions so that my journal can really have the "I want to kill everything that has the capability to think" edge that I'm going for.

      Yours in juvenile name-calling,
      Lauren

      *edit* asshat

    • Weekend to remember

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      So my girly Katie celebrated her 19th birthday last monday, and we made sure that everyone knew about it by getting drunk, rowdy, loud, and in some cases, dirty. Long story short: alcohol makes for funny ass pictures.

      Maybe if you're lucky I'll even post a few some day. Maybe if Katie is lucky she'll never experience a hangover like that again. Ah the 19th...the only time that not having a hangover is unacceptable.

      ~Lauren~
      *note to all you Americans...sucks to have a 21 year drinking age*

    • Drunk Diaaaaaaaal!

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      Only it's a journal! See there's this place called the Ale House...where you go and like...you see everyone you know! I was there with my housemates tonight but I saw a whole slew of people I knew and twas very entertaining.

      Also, I drank too much and ended up with the housemates at this place called Bubba's. They make FANTASTIC Poutine and pizza. Katie (the best friend) and I shared a huge ass mothereffing poutine, and I stumbled my way home, only to discover that I was still drunk! Now I'm going to bed, because the room is spinning and I don't think that I should be awake anymore. But not before I leave a certain few people special messages!

      Enjoying the huge drunken-ness that is my house,
      Lauren

      **edit: That poutine didn't make it to the next morning. I mourn the loss of such a great warrior**

    • I didn't die!!

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      Well, I lived for the most part. I died a little on the inside. I woke up at 7 wednesday morning and went to bed at 9 on thursday night. for you math whizes, that's 38 hours. During that 38 hours, 36 hours were spent working, 1 hour was spent showering / dressing / other personal hygiene, and 1 hour was spent eating. That's two half-hour breaks for food. Other than that, I ate during meetings and worked through some meals.

      Why do I tell you this? Because I am a superhero. Mind you I slept for 14 hours from Thursday to Friday morning, but I just thought I'd put it out there that my program is INSANE. (in the membrane?)

      So those projects are all done, and monday marks the last week of classes before a 10 day break, then EXAMS! WOO!

      Is it me, or has half of my second year gone by faster than I ever thought possible? Whatever...it was a frigging blast, regardless of all the crazy ass work.

      LP smiley4.gif

    • DIES WITH EXCITEMENT

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      Incubus is playing. At the Kool Haus. In February. Jeebus I'm excited. Last time I saw them, I was so close that Brandon Boyd pretty much sweated (sweat? sweated? had sweaten?) all over me. It was heavenly.

      Also, this week is one of infinite doom. Thursday is gonna be nurtz... 8:30am = italian test. 10am = dress up like a tranny and give a presentation on M.A.C. cosmetics. 1pm = spanish test. If on thursday at 2:30 you hear a loud screeching noise, that's just my brain quitting at life. smiley4.gif

      Wish me luck,
      Lauren

    • Frickin awesome.

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      Dave Grohl can marry me any day he wants. The Foo Fighters were AMAZING acoustic. I couldn't believe it...it was TOTALLY worth the 6am train ride back to kingston.

      Bob Dylan actually wasn't that bad. No stage presence, though. He just played. Didn't say a damn word the whole night. Dave Grohl, on the other hand, was really playing with the audience. It was fantastic.

      The best part by far: Best of You, acoustic: Dave Grohl and his guitar on stage. Nothing else. It was just amazing - his voice just holds up without ever sounding off key, or non-amazing.

      Afterwards, I called my dad (who was INSANELY jealous) and asked him "How does it feel, Dad?" If you're a Dylan fan, you understand how much that pissed him off. It was classic.

      Peace out,
      Lauren

    • GOING TO THE FOOOOOOOOO SHOOOOOOOOOW!!!!

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      Foo Fighters anyone?
      Acoustic anyone?
      ACOUSTIC FOO FIGHTERS? ANYONE??

      So, uh, yea. Goin to the Foo show in Toronto tomorrow night. It's a bit of a trek from Kingston for just the day, but I don't effing care. Effing Foo, bitches.

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      Suckers get JEALOUS

      Hearts,
      Lauren

      *sidenote...Bob Dylan will also be playing...this is of little consequence.

    • Sex Poll!!

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      The roommate and I get into some wierd conversations. I wanna know, because we were talking about it, if you could pick anyone (meaning anyone in the world ever, past or present) to have sex with, who would it be?

      Katie chose Jim Morrison, and I chose Socrates.

      Be creative people.
      ~LP

    • Midterm Makeup!

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      Not makeup like that grease some girls smear all over themselves (attractive!). Makeup as in I missed it so I'm going to make up for it.

      I've got finance, "business decision models", ethics, spanish, italian, and marketing to catch up in. And I keep on mixing up words in spanish and italian, making it hard to do well in either. Eg. Mexicano (spanish) vs. messicano (italian)... so effing similar. My prof laughs at me when I speak Spanish in my Italian lectures.

      Solution? I'm gonna start speaking Spitalian. Spitalish? Ipanish. Something like that.
      A mi me gusta questa lingua, e mi favorita. Como stai? Habla inglese?

      *gives up* smiley4.gif

  • About Me

  • Comments (195)

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      next term?
      you're 18?

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      wesport

      we should have a drink at ritual

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      road trip

      this friday we're filling 3 school buses in the evening
      driving to a small town
      taking over their bar for the night
      Drinking
      Unsuspecting
      Small
      Town
      Establishments
      Dry

      20 gets you a ticket for the bus and a spiffy shirt

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      you should come to DUSTED

    • Tucker722

      12 years ago

      why did nico suddenly give you his award? that was a bit strange.

    • nico FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      How come you don't have my award haha

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      nope no theme
      feel free to dress up or something though :P

    • Count3D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Site Admin

      12 years ago

      And I was almost considering an all nighter-

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      i took one spanish course

      engineers are required to take a few artsci courses

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      its good stuff
      though screwed me over with my spanish class

      i kept using french instead

    • Count3D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Site Admin

      12 years ago

      Another Queen's student? Gads, we're everywhere on here. smiley8.gif

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      le totally :P

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      smiley3.gif *puts on linkn park*

      wheres that blade

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      not a foo fan :P

    • partman18

      12 years ago

      hey, hows it goin?

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      have fun

    • teamcoltra

      12 years ago

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    • Tucker722

      12 years ago

      ive just read youre journal and used my very last mod point(yes im a noob...) modding the post where you modded that persons picture

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      And my name doesn't imply anything. Don't you love the rhyme, though?


      the rhyme is good, but if you think about it, it can mean 2 different things smiley8.gif

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      haha you dont' say, yes i think something can be worked out

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      haha i may have to sell myself to afford it :P

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      hahah your nuts

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      pretty rough as well smiley4.gif

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      its good stuff

      how goes midterms

    • BitchCakes

      12 years ago

      hello, nice to see taht your back on here.

    • BowChickyBoo

      12 years ago

      we already have a club, u should join, we have t-shirts...

    • teamcoltra

      12 years ago

      smiley6.gif Because we never talk... and its to make up for all the times i havent shown it

    • teamcoltra

      12 years ago

      smiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gif More smiley8.gif

    • teamcoltra

      12 years ago

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    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      welcome back,

      and no.. commies are not as good as eng smiley8.gif

      so you back longer this time?

    • grifsdaddy

      12 years ago

      Hey, whats up!

    • BoganMan

      12 years ago

      ;) right back atcha

    • i_like_me

      12 years ago

      I can't believe you're back.

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      It's about time!! smiley0.gif

    • marlboro

      12 years ago

      I have not seen such a portrayal of the Glove Bunny Ind Years!!!!! Well Done

    • xarchangel

      12 years ago

      Hope you come back. Everyone misses you.

    • speedy07

      13 years ago

      where are you!!!!!!!!

    • Microbe

      13 years ago

      Hello,

      I was just wondering if I could get your support on Google Idol. I'm the only Canadian contestant in this contest. You can vote once daily if you want. It would help a lot. The competition ends on June 2nd. No registration is required.

      Thanks! smiley0.gif
      Microbefox

      P.S. Vote Edaz! smiley8.gif These kids are great too!

    • freelancer92

      13 years ago

      wow this is a wierd moment, im canadian, and im guessing ur heritage is polish cuz it says "polishbtrfly" and im also polish!!!!!!!

    • slightly

      13 years ago

      been a while Eh?

    • arrish

      13 years ago

      Please go here and vote for me.
      Thanks smiley8.gif

    • klitz_kouper

      13 years ago

      Hey Canadian! Alright. B-dot? Dunno where that is but East Side Mario's is da shiz.

    • Keitaro69

      13 years ago

      it's been 2 months since you logged in man think of the fun you could have if you just logged back in

    • Hwoarang

      13 years ago

      Oh crap!!! You were last logged in 1 month ago?! Neva give up!!!! You must join us once again!!! I swear, i'll make it worth your while!!!!!

    • Hwoarang

      13 years ago

      Hey! I wanna be your friend, and than when we get ta know eachother, I wanna be your bed buddy! Hey, jus' planning ahead.

    • DANIEL242172

      13 years ago

      HAPPY NEW YEAR

    • StupidIdiots

      13 years ago

      Good to have you back!

    • Lord

      13 years ago

      for the love of god! update! or at least show up...you're missed.

    • iamwillow

      13 years ago

      canada is a great place to visit, how is it to live there?

    • ianirwin

      13 years ago

      are you from burlington ontario? cause i used to be there... it is like a hick town compared to where i live now lol

    • Abandoned

      14 years ago

      how was move in?

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