whorinlauren

Female
from K-town, Ontario

  • Activity

    • Oh MAN!

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      This shit is hard!! DiMono suggested I play the game he's been pimping recently, and the first few levels are pretty easy, but then you get to the 40s and stuff and they get pretty tricky. My brain started to cry and told me it wanted to go to bed, so we are. But I'll be back, psychopath.

      You will be destroyed!!!! smiley4.gifsmiley11.gif

      Goodnight all,
      Lauren

    • I TOTALLY wanna know who is watching me

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      I feel all special inside to know that some people out there are gonna see every time i post a journal. You don't have to come forward or nothing, just know that you make me smile!! I feel all smushy.

      and now, to direct your attention to the ADORABLE puppy in my arms in the new picture of me. He's not mine, he belongs to the kingston pet store. But I've named him Earl, and I love him.

      Don't you love him too?
      Lauren

    • Woah

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      So, my grandfather died yesterday. Very suddenly, but pain-free. Which is good.

      I hate hearing "I'm so sorry, is there anything we can do, it'll be alright" and stuff, and that's all I'm getting from family and friends right now. So instead, I want to hear things that you guys have done when dealing with a loss like this. It's the first time I've had a death in the family, so any suggestions would be cool. Making me laugh gets bonus points. Making me cry (in a bad way) gets evil stares.

      And...go!

    • I did it again

      12 years ago

      whorinlauren

      Remember last time I came on? I hadn't been on in like, months. And then I was on and off for a while...and now I'm back again after a rather long hiatus! I hope there's still some love out there for Lauren.... *sad puppy face*

      If there IS still love, here's what's doing with me over the last year.

      School.

      Alright. Good catching up with everyone! Hopefully I'll be around a little more from now on!

      Hey, why not try passing the dutchie by the right hand side?
      Lauren

    • East Side Mario's

      13 years ago

      whorinlauren

      East Side Mario's
      Hey bada boom bada bing.

      *Pasta Delivery!!*

      Lauren

    • Failed the first thing ever...in my life

      13 years ago

      whorinlauren

      And it was magical, I tells ya.

      My first year calculus exam succeeded in raping me up the ass. It was grand. But then, it raped everyone up the ass. No one thinks they passed, so I feel somewhat confident that the good old bell curve will fix me up right.

      As for the size of my headache right now, its about a 32 on the richter scale. We'll call it hurricane/tornado/tsunami "Lauren's Head".

      So that's my life summed up as of right now. Glad that I could fill you with useless info. On to accounting, the next step towards my ultimate demise. I wonder if it promises as much headache and failing as calculus did?

      Pass the Advil,
      Lauren

    • It's good to be back

      13 years ago

      whorinlauren

      I just out noobed a noob. It's so nice to be back on the forum. Basically, someone who thought they were wicked cool used 26 mod points to neg mod a picture that was actually quite great.

      Did I post a nasty comment?
      No.

      Did I track them down and kill them?
      Not yet.

      Did I swear revenge on their mother?
      Fat chance.

      So what did I do??
      I plus modded it 27. Take that bitch. And it's not about how good the picture is...or how noobly the noob is, it's about how pissed the person will be when they see that all that time they spent there negging this picture was wasted.

      Whorin Lauren strikes again, bitches.

    • Hey Everyone..

      13 years ago

      whorinlauren

      Don't hate me for being gone so long, and for not renewing my sponsorship yet.

      To be honest, I don't know what happened, really. My life became crazy and I lost all time for the internet. I'm now a commerce major, which means that I have absolutely no time on my hands for anything else.

      Anyhew, if any of you that I used to chat with frequently are still around, drop me some love. I'll be sure to catch you all up. I missed it! Glad to be back =)

      Lauren

    • Hey Look!

      14 years ago

      whorinlauren

      I exist! Crazyness!!

      So I haven't updated in a while. I blame camp for this development. It takes a lot out of me. In fact, I should have gone to bed 20 mins ago. Here's the quick update:

      I had a staff party, got smashed-er than I've ever smasherized before, and for the first time in my life, had myself a good solid day-long alcohol induced vomit session.
      Not something I'll be repeating any time soon.

      I also have obtained the following: more bugbites than there are bugs in the world (odd), the label at camp as PARTAY THROWDOWN MASTA, and a grounded boyfriend. That one has a story behind it, but it basically means no cottage this weekend. smiley2.gif

      *RUNS TO BED ZZZZZZ I'M SLEEPING*
      ~Lauren~

    • first day of camp rocked!

      14 years ago

      whorinlauren

      But i'm late for a date! mothaf**ka ive got 20 mins to shower and go!

      more details later!
      ~Lauren~

  • About Me

  • Comments (195)

    • DemanameD

      14 years ago

      HIGH FiVe MAN!

    • KidJedi

      14 years ago

      WOA! 234 friends! all we need now is to have Laurn call us to rise up and dominate something like.. uh .. i dont know a taco stand

    • Elusive

      14 years ago

      Want to be friends???

    • whorinlauren

      14 years ago

      <3...you make me so happy

      I wish there was a mod for +1 heart

    • Show

      14 years ago

      WHEN YOU ARE WIIIIIIIITH MEEEE

      I'M FREEEEEEEEEE

      I'M CARELESS, I BELIIIEEVE

      ABOOOOOVE ALL THE OOOOOOTHERRRRS

      WE'LL FLYYYYYYYYYY

      THIS BRINGS TEEEEEAARS

      TO MY EEEEEEEEEEEYES

      MY SACRIFIIIIICE


      (cries)

    • Show

      14 years ago

      Long time no see. <3

    • needlenoggin

      14 years ago

      I like the dancing box, not as much as the boobs, but the box is funny.

    • enchanter

      14 years ago

      I am a whore smiley3.gif

    • urbanlegend

      14 years ago

      ?Will u marry me?

    • enchanter

      14 years ago

      So stay a skinny white guy that thinks he's cool? =P

    • TheRedJoker

      14 years ago

      looks like someone's a little popular

    • enchanter

      14 years ago

      resident whore?

      classy =P

    • 07Church

      14 years ago

      Well, that's kinda mean if they call you dirty names, maybe we should have them pimp-slapped by Tucker.

    • haplo_bane

      14 years ago

      i applaud u by subject of your very insulting....ummmm....insults?...to lukie... *claps*

    • whorinlauren

      14 years ago

      There there Enchanter. We still heart you.

    • enchanter

      14 years ago

      Yeah, I need to gain some weight


      Just can't


      I need to hit the gym again so my arms aren't so skinny.

    • G_spot_7

      14 years ago

      I totally agree about Tink.

    • Abandoned

      14 years ago

      did you do one of those thingys where you stay at Queens for a week and have lectures and stuff?

    • Famicom_Mike Nintendork Since 1992

      14 years ago

      BornAssassin429fb06b5ee5a.jpg

    • zenger

      14 years ago

      Thx for the add

      Welcome to RvB 1.5 lol

    • 5atan

      14 years ago

      blingin' tinkerbell.

    • Nitrocool130

      14 years ago

      Nice Twinkly Avatar :P...
      xx

    • Danakill63

      14 years ago

      so did you have fun in where ever you went?

    • Dark_Angel

      14 years ago

      Heh heh...the hippo made me laugh, tho I reckon the lil guy was in there brushing its teeth or something, maybe it was an innocent accident, although...if we put the hippo to sleep it'd make one awesome burger..mmm...fatning

    • VicTwo

      14 years ago

      lol, ya, by sanitary engineer, i just mean garbage man. yeap, i stand on the back of a truck all day throwing garbage into it. gross job, but im fit:D

    • Maroon

      14 years ago

      Hey thanks. . . Im filippino

    • Maroon

      14 years ago

      Hey thanks. . . Im filippino

    • Ckleric

      14 years ago

      the pic you commented on was off a MOD to Half life 2 and i was attempting to copy mario when he swings bowser around like in the old Nintendo add, obviously i didn't a very good job as you didn't get the pun....i think i'll go in corner and cry now.....

    • Chort

      14 years ago

      Nice screen name =p

    • 3vil

      14 years ago

      been so long since I posted here!!!!!!! whats up?

    • kyro

      14 years ago

      WTF

    • kyro

      14 years ago

      zzzzzzzzzz ........................ she is a slut

    • enchanter

      14 years ago

      Wow, I WISH I was the nerdiest person on earth =P

      Right now, I am just mildly nerdy. I mean don't you also go to a prep school? You mush know some pretty nerd people as well X-D

    • enchanter

      14 years ago

      he rocks my wold XP

    • enchanter

      14 years ago

      Hey I LOVE the die hard movies =P

    • AngeDeNeige

      14 years ago

      Haha my gosh... That itnkerbell pic got my laughing so hard! My friend has this burse with tinkerbell on it. She all flustered, just fell over a spool of thread... Looks like she just had the best orgasm of her life. No joke. Maybe I'll get a pic of it for ya. It's great.

    • teamcoltra

      14 years ago

      im intrested in my mom too... wait *looks* i didnt say that

    • whorinlauren

      14 years ago

      EEK!! =P

    • enchanter

      14 years ago

      I have x-ray vision as well, sorry.

      Blankets are no help =P

    • Sarcastic

      14 years ago

      I have that picture of good ole Johnny D framed

    • HeresJonny

      14 years ago

      http://www.HaloII.tk

    • CynicalTaco

      14 years ago

      you realize they probably have no idea who " Greg" is :P you sexy, goofy tard you

    • ebay

      14 years ago

      Sleeeeeep is goooood.

    • whatsapuma

      14 years ago

      saw your name while I was wandering the site aimlessly. Just wanted to say I got a kick out of it!

      uhm, yeah....... I'll shut up.

    • 427_stroker

      14 years ago

      To all Pantera, Damage Plan, and Dimebag fans, please read my journal and reply or reply to the thread under music titled "In Memory of Dimebag Darrell"

    • Magnethios

      14 years ago

      Its okay Lauren, we can Be stupid together.

    • culix

      14 years ago

      You win my speed test of having "Your Mom" in your Interests (though for some reason it doesn't link up while searching?), and bonus kudo points for having your name rhyme. Rock out.

    • Vote_Nixon

      14 years ago

      Yahoo, another Yo-Yo Ma fan!

      Oh wait, that says yo mama. Thanks for making me have to relive the pain of when my mom died!

      J/K

    • 427_stroker

      14 years ago

      i've been to Ontario many times. Have a little plot of land up by Drydon. It's actually outside of Vermillion Bay. Also noticed you're into guitar...That's a sweet thing....I've been playing since I was about 6 or 7. I love guitar...one helluva way to relieve stress. and there's nothing better than ripping a solo in front of a few thousand people.

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