wislet

Male
from Nipple freezing Alaska

  • Activity

    • Holy Cow!

      11 years ago

      wislet

      I have no good thing to write a gernal (haha) about. I'm definatly not going to write about my big break up, or my possible re-attachemnt, because I knooow you dont care anyways.

      EDIT: Just for the record, we did get back together... oh and then we broke up again haha. that was a while ago though...

      plus, when I say "you" I literally mean just "you." as in one. because I am mostly positive no one reads my joynall these days anyways, not that they ever did, really...no biggy, I dont really do anything exiting with it. Nor do I do anything exciting. haha.

      EDIT: Actually I think I few people responded to my Mooses Knuckle post... did i delete that one?

      so, uh...what do you do with your "journal's." come on, I know "you" want to tell me! ah, nevermind, do whatever you damn well please, thats what you were going to do anyways.

      EDIT: That was pretty counter-productive of me to say...

      two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. ba-dum ksh.

      EDIT: Eh...It's funnier in person.

    • CaveMan RP

      in Forums > CaveMan RP | Follow this topic

      wislet

      Simply put: You're a caveman. Try and survive, upgrade, and grow.

      Anyone can join!

      for your character just put:

      Name:
      Age:
      description: (what does your character look like, what does he act like? what is his general outlook on life, stuff like that)

      If you want to continue after death, you have to 'impregnate' some one first! That allowes you to continue your legacy, keep improving on your family name! eventually maybe even get as far as choosing jobs!

      that being said:

      Name: Jeorg Eerpes
      Age:19
      description: Tall, dark, and fugly. thick brown hair, including a grotesque uno brow. pretty dumb, but usually happy too.

      Jeorg see's another walking toward his cave. He is curius.

      "Who you?"

      1 reply

    • Nomadic RP

      in Forums > Nomadic RP | Follow this topic

      wislet

      The Story:
      The time is the near future. Earth was in a devestating battle, against itself. The major governments of modern day Earth decided they didn't like eachother, war insued. Nothing was left, Nuclear bombs cleared away most everything. Now there are a few hundred survivors left, traveling the land as ancient Nomads. They are extremely uncivilized, not knowing how to work metal, without even knowing basic agriculture. They must learn the ways of old, its as if the world was again in the stone age. Luckily we never lost our communication.

      The Mission:
      You are a nomad! You travel the earth, in search of food, fighting other tribes for power! You decide your job, including:
      Scientist: Pretty self explanatory - try and put the earth back to normal! first things first...need to find out how to build fire. Other things will follow. If you are this, please do not rush things, I mean dont be like "I rubbed some sticks together and made fire" act like a real scientist would.
      hunter: Find food for the tribe! berries, animals, anything edible. Remember it will be difficult since everything has been blown away. Usually medium size, not huge, but not too small either.
      Warrior: Defend your tribe! If other tribes try and attack, you are our first line. I hope you have been trained in the use of a club, or our scientists have found a way to make swords/better weapons!

      Thats basicly it for now, other jobs will ensue as government/agriculture begins, etc...etc...

      Your Character:
      Name:
      Age:
      Job:
      Description:

      Me, for example:
      Name: David Bard
      Age: 29
      Job: Hunter
      Description: Fairly smart guy, not as smart as the scientists, of course, though. Does good honest work. 5'11"/180 lbs. light Brown hair. Has no shirt, and some pretty beat up rags for pants, which cover down to his upper quads.

      Character actions: just normal-David leaned against of the tree, looking bizarre
      Character speech: quotations- "I will have none of this!"
      Speech outside of story line: parenthesis - (wait, I missed something, can some one fill me in?)

      Alright-here goes


      David strolled across the bare ground, keeping an eye open for a friendly travaler. Suddenly he saw some one in the distance.

      "oy!"

      he waited for responce.

      2 replies

    • Alive

      11 years ago

      wislet

      Alright, heres the deal: I've been kinda gone for a while, but you can just drop on by, leave me a message, tell me to do something with my profile, and I'll see what I can do. check this out the Framework. We are just getting started, you can leave a comment about that too

    • Guess this movie

      11 years ago

      wislet

      "...and thats the second time I got crabbes."

    • Hello?

      12 years ago

      wislet

      Is anybody there? If you are reading this journal right now, text "READIN" to 44583.

      Rules and terms still apply. Must be 18 or older to text this message. this message is not applipicable to any one in Alaska, Hawaii, or Texas. To win you must be a current resident of the United states. Canadians are not allowed to text this message until written varification is mailed, one in print, one via the internet, that they still do or once had owned a black Labrador between the weight of 35 and 98lbs. Winner must verify his mothers existance once in this world, and then stand on his/her head in the middle of a submarine tank while singing "Cupids Chokehold" by Gym Class Heroes. No actual prize is to be given to a woman. Must be african-american to win.If you are african-american and a woman, you have a fifty-percent chance of winning. White males are under no circumstances allowed to send or recieve this message. If you win this game in no means will you get the prize. Wislet is in no association with, or without, "READIN" inc. No Sueing allowed. Side-affects include nausea, vomitting, and anal leaking. If you have any questions, email "READIN" inc at hollygoodtolletoes@rats.com. Unless you are White Male, then you should just go lie down in a corner and think about what you've done.

    • Need help!

      12 years ago

      wislet

      Show/tell me what to do with this;

      so the other night. As I lay in bed. As i lay in darkness. As I lay in sleep. I saw a man. I saw a beast. I saw a sorceror. But he had words. And I listened. He told me what do do. And i listened. He told me how to hide. And I listened. He told me how to Kill. And I listened. He took me to hell. I followed. My skin boiled and popped. I followed. My flesh was eaten over and again. I followed. Finally he stopped. this is what he said "listen closely, this is the most important thing you will ever hear. you followed me as a friend. you listened blindly. you did what I asked. you ignorant fool. you should have followed your mind. you should have followed your heart. you should have followed your soul." then the sorceror, with all his great power, disapeared. I looked where i was, still down in hell. As I lay a sleep. As I lay in darkness. As I pray to awake.

    • Mooses Knuckle!

      12 years ago

      wislet

      If you have any idea what a mooses knuckle actually is, this poem will be really hilarious. its the origin of how mankind got the mooses knuckle. if you dont know what it is, im sure youll find it amusing anyways!

      there i was, in the woods alone
      attempting to make no noise, no groan.
      for in the break before me lay
      a beautiful unicorn, colored gray.
      So i tried to get closer,
      thats what i called it when i fell
      it spoke to me and "hello sir"
      dazzled i said "hi" to the creature whom i was parallel.
      everything there after is quite a haze
      but of thing im sure, it gave me its hoof
      thats one thing that still makes me amazed.
      And then it was gone with just a small poof.
      So in the darkness alone I stood
      when I saw a moose, "wow" i said, "and good"
      To my surpize it walked right up to me
      and started to say "a magic hoof, o' gee..."
      i looked down at the hoof, then right back.
      I said "what could cause this verbal attack?"
      the moose just sighed, and groaned quite a bit
      he said very slow "oh nothing really...its just not fit
      for the lands greatest animal to pull that old trick."
      "What trick?" I gasped, i was just a little ticked.
      "the unicorn gave you that useless thing" he started
      "and then he left, if you will, he parted.
      i'm sure he told you it had magic, no?
      but i surely assure you, from that, no magic will flow."
      I collapsed and sighed "oh what will i do?"
      althought it began as a whisper, the mooses voice grew
      'till he was technically yelling, "I'll take it from you!"
      so from out of my hand he snatched it right up
      that faster then quick he switched it for his own, saying a short "hup".
      Then he handed me his and before i knew he was gone.
      all i could do was stare and think "how wrong..."
      and still in mind I can hear that moose chuckle
      and thats how I wound up with the mooses knuckle.
      -by me

    • need a...?

      13 years ago

      wislet

      I need something big, something you will all remember...let me think of this.

    • Afternoon delight

      13 years ago

      wislet

      Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight

      Gonna grab some afternoon delight

      My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right'

      Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?

      When everything's a little clearer in the light of day

      And we know the night is always gonna be there any way



      Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite

      Looking forward to a little afternoon delight

      Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite

      And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting

      Sky rockets in flight

      Afternoon delight

      Afternoon delight

      Afternoon delight



      Started out this morning feeling so polite

      I always thought a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite

      But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling

      A little afternoon delight

      Sky rockets in flight

      Afternoon delight

      Afternoon delight

      Afternoon delight



      Please be waiting for me, baby, when I come around

      We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down



      Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite

      Looking forward to a little afternoon delight

      Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite

      And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting

      Sky rockets in flight

      Afternoon delight

      Afternoon delight

      Afternoon delight



      Afternoon delight!

  • About Me

  • Comments (69)

    • SarBni

      10 years ago

      I know, I just thought it was funny...It's pretty much true for every story if you interpret it the right way...

    • Echo217

      11 years ago

      i think for some reason, i never got alerted to your comment on one of my pictures, but your comment made me laugh.

    • SarBni

      11 years ago

      ???

    • drhawking

      11 years ago

      Haha you aint seen nothing yet

    • TheAlbacor

      11 years ago

      It usually takes us one day to do a shoot. Due to odd circumstances the last episode was done over 2 days. We usually take around 3 weeks to finish an episode.

    • SgtSnowman

      11 years ago

      I'm not going to start a war, it's as simple as I like the car and you don't. Plus I'd really only want a car that has good looks, cause it's not like I'm gonna be racing it.

    • stinky5_0

      11 years ago

      I used to be Republican, but I stopped because they go and say something the Liberals are doing and that it's bad even though they're doing it too. I like to run with the midleman because he'll never win, but at least my vote doesn't go to any one I hate

    • coryq93

      11 years ago

      can you vote for me plz

    • lovenothate

      11 years ago

      When i was small my family went to church, so i grew upp in the church. Then we stoped going completely. It didnt bother me because i never liked my old church.
      Things got really hard and lots of thengs went wrong, and i went to a church that a few friends went to. I went a few times but didnt get connected. Then i decided to go back and i got super involved, it has strengthened my faith so much. I know what its like to have faith and to not have faith, i will not lose faith again because its a different world and having faith and Jesus has impacted me so much.

    • Greatest

      11 years ago

      Apologies. I only neg modded 1 post, but some others must have comitted the act of monkey see, monkey do. Not only that, but I noticed that some others had posted posts without pics, and were not neg modded. I must have been confused with the FAIL image thread. So, I'm sorry. Thanks for the positive comment.

    • TheAlbacor

      11 years ago

      I have to get back into my OoT game. I had finished 2 dungeons on it and then a new game came out that was shiny, so I got distracted.

    • mojo_jojo301

      11 years ago

      I'm glad that you like yourself. I would be worried if you didn't like yourself.

      Peace
      Mojo_Jojo301

    • Sparten316

      11 years ago

      but when the power is conected......

    • Copy001

      11 years ago

      So I said:

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvB-lIcHHPQ

    • SgtSnowman

      11 years ago

      lol

    • Norick_Vanor

      11 years ago

      Did you know I am a mass murderer I am wanted by the cops in over 8 countries and 28 of the 50 states.

    • Norick_Vanor

      11 years ago

      Gibberish is fun.

    • Norick_Vanor

      11 years ago

      Well Alaska is a slippery place.

    • Norick_Vanor

      11 years ago

      V6...you sure?

    • Norick_Vanor

      11 years ago

      A 2007 Volkswagen Passat w/ black rims, black leather interior, grey outer body, 200 hp, V4, 2.0T, and front wheel drive.

    • Copy001

      11 years ago

      Excellent.

    • Copy001

      11 years ago

      Not really. I would like to see to it, though....

    • Copy001

      11 years ago

      Ah, another wise man in my midst. Truly, a great mind in-tact.....a wonderful treasure.

    • Copy001

      11 years ago

      Quite. Oh, and thank you for the friend request. I am the Copy.....it is a pleasure to meet you......*tips hat*

    • Norick_Vanor

      11 years ago

      Car aye...What kind?

    • Norick_Vanor

      11 years ago

      It's goin' good how are you?

    • Copy001

      11 years ago

      Oh, and I too would stick to vowels. They are quite dull...

    • Norick_Vanor

      11 years ago

      Hello.

    • Copy001

      11 years ago

      Oh no! It exploded!

    • Minisplits

      11 years ago

      Don;t worry I'm very good with HTML thanks to the
      facts that half my family is just computer programmers.
      But everyone will get thanked somehow. :D

    • TheAlbacor

      11 years ago

      I've played others, just never beat them.

    • woodchunkz

      11 years ago

      :D

    • SugarBot

      11 years ago

      Thanks for dropping by and commenting on my images! Glad you liked my picture.

    • TheAlbacor

      11 years ago

      she replied, but said she didn't know.

    • TheAlbacor

      11 years ago

      Well, I'm disappointed in the behavior of much of their sex.

    • TheAlbacor

      11 years ago

      The hilarious thing about my life is that I'm great at giving other people advice, but I'm horrible at giving myself any. I try to imagine what I'd say to a friend in a similar situation and my mind draws a blank. It's probably because I subconsciously realize I'd actually be giving myself my own advice.

    • Tedizlord

      12 years ago

      Ted is a pretty cool character. i used to be obsessed with him

    • TheAlbacor

      12 years ago

      I'm glad I could be of some inspiration to you.

    • SigmaSpartan

      12 years ago

      I didn't make any of them though. =P

    • G4Spartan

      12 years ago

      lol my bad I havent been on that account for a LONG time just send me a FR in my new account SigmaSpartan

    • TheAlbacor

      12 years ago

      Well, there was a question posed by that journal... It asked you if you knew about it.

    • TheAlbacor

      12 years ago

      He had the guns with him, which shows he already had intent. Drama with his girlfriend is not what did it.

    • TheAlbacor

      12 years ago

      The point isn't whether or not any individual is guilty. The government should not have the right to be searching you without a warrant. The "Patriot" Act blatantly slaps the Bill of Rights in the face, and that disgusts me. It basically makes many of the first 10 Amendments to the Constitution into conditional, granting the government the ability to break any one of them they so choose. The "Patriot" Act gives the government the right to deny people their right to habeas corpus and to continue detaining people indefinitely without charging them (Guantanamo Bay). And it's not JUST foreigners who have gotten this treatment. According to our Constitution, people are supposed to have a right to a fair and speedy trial, and the "Patriot" Act spits on that as well.

      Not to mention the fact that it is called the "Patriot" Act. If you're against it, you're obviously not Patriotic, it's the "Patriot" Act after all!

      Why didn't they name it something realistic? "The Government can now legally spy on you whenever it wants and take away your rights at any moment if it so chooses" Act would be more appropriate. Just because they haven't been arresting tons of people for nothing doesn't mean that it won't happen. This is supposed to value democracy, a government of the people, not a government of the police, politicians, corporations and military, aka fascism.

    • TheAlbacor

      12 years ago

      The Patriot Act is one scary piece of legislation...

    • Underscore89

      12 years ago

      in responce to your appearant confusion w/ my journal post,

      there's no f in way.

      if that doesn't help, just say it out loud quickly.

    • Tedizlord

      12 years ago

      it is glorious is it not. truly wonderful

    • DarthMario95

      12 years ago

      I appologize for the rude welcome you recieved in the photoshop thread. It is a generally accepted rule that photoshop contests/image requests are not to be posted in that thread. I believe there is another thread specifically for those kinds of things. Don't let it get to you, though. Just wait a little bit so that people forget you made that post, and then please feel free to post your work in the thread.

      -DM

    • TheAlbacor

      12 years ago

      Well, I don't like the Patriot Act because it compromises multiple Amendments in the Bill of Rights. Also, I have no problem with the NSA listening in to phone calls if they get the warrants first. We set these things up the way we did to protect us against dictatorship.

    • art

      12 years ago

      You dont know the legend of Leroy Jenkins?! Just google it.

    • TheAlbacor

      12 years ago

      Well, you should!

      youtube.com/watch?v=2491LucLa1g

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