wlk3

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from Newark, NJ

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    • Men's Rules

      12 years ago

      wlk3

      We always hear "The Rules" from the female side.

      Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules. Please note... These are all numbered "1" on purpose.

      1. Men are not mind readers.

      1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

      1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

      1. Shopping is not a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

      1. Crying is blackmail.

      1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

      1. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

      1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

      1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

      1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

      1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.

      1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

      1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

      1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

      1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

      1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

      1. All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

      1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

      1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

      1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

      1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

      1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sex, cars, the shotgun formation, or basketball.

      1. You have enough clothes.

      1. You have too many shoes.

      1. I am in shape. Round is a shape!

      1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.

    • w00t

      12 years ago

      wlk3

      season 5 is here woooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • im back

      13 years ago

      wlk3

      ive gottin my computer fixed since i couldn't afford a new one

    • my computer sucks

      13 years ago

      wlk3

      reasons?

      1. way too many viruses
      2. too lazy to do anything about them
      3. computer finally broke down
      4. forced to use friends computer to write this journal

      solution?

      1. fix viruses
      2. get new computer

    • MS

      13 years ago

      wlk3

      i have not been on RvB or XBL much because ive been playing MS since umm i don't remember anyways that fact might not change for a while, but if u wish to keep in touch with me download the game and add me on the windia server my name is wlk5. i will be on RvB ................ but not as much

    • i didn't rite this but i think its ture

      13 years ago

      wlk3

      ITS FUNNY HOW PPL BE ............ TALKING ........ ON DA MEXICANS DAT WERE ............ "WABZ"..."WETBACKS"..."IMIGRANTS"..."ALIENS"..."BEANERS"...BLAH BLAH BLAH...BUT LET ME TELL YA...CALL US WAT U WANNA CALL US...SOMEDAY WE GONNA RUN THIS MATHA FUKR AGAIN...KUZ WE OWNED THIS BEFORE...AND NO MATTER WAT WE STILL DO...THE MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION IS NOTHING BUT FUKN MEXICANS...WE HARD WORKERS DAT WORK FOR OUR ...........WE MAKE DAT GREEN PAPER NO MATTER WAT IT TAKES...YAH U MIGHT SEE US FUKN SELLING 'CORNS'..'PALETAS'..'CHICHARRONES'...'TAMALES'.....
      'ORANGES'...'FLOWERS'...'CANDYS'...AND MORE....BUT U DONT FUKN SEE THEM ASKING FOR MONEY IN THE EXITS OF THE FREEWAYS...OUTSIDE OF 7-11'S...OR FUKN PICKING UP MONEY OUTSIDE THE DRIVE-THRU RESTAURANTS WHEN PPL DROP MONEY...ALL U FUKN PPL TALKSHIT ON US...KEEP UR FUKN WORDS "SWEET&SOFT" KUZ SOMEDAY UR GONNA HAVE TO EAT EM!!!!!...IM JUST KEEPING IT REAL...THINK BOUT IT MATHA FUKRS...NEXT TIME U GO TO A FAST FOOD PLACE LOOK WHOS MAKING UR FOOD...NEXT TIME SOME 1 DOES UR YARD LOOK WHOS MAKING UR HOUSE PRETTY...NEXT TIME U WANT A TACO...OR BURRITO LOOK ON WAT FOOD CATEGORY DAT FALLS IN OR NEXT TIME U WANT TO DRINK A "CORONA" LOOK WHERE DAT ........ WAS MADE......
      IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS UR A SHAME TO BE A MEXICAN

    • WoW sucks

      13 years ago

      wlk3

      that is something someone may say if they were on crack


      (Don't do drugs)

  • About Me

  • Comments (63)

    • ChrisCaboose

      12 years ago

      I remotely like it. Not very much as I'm very much into Japanese horror and pyschology.

    • ChrisCaboose

      12 years ago

      I have lolicon pics but none like the incest one.

    • badbrownies

      12 years ago

      In response to your image comment about 12 hours ago

      The symbol in the middle is for Islam.

    • brent05

      12 years ago

      can u vote for me here plz rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/?uid=467971

    • Neko_chan17

      12 years ago

      lol

    • Neko_chan17

      12 years ago

      toast ^_^

    • wlk3

      13 years ago

      what the heck makes u think im going to read all that down there

    • venom763

      13 years ago

      1. To yourself, say the name of the only
      guy or girl you wanna be with 3
      times!
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      2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
      within the next week and say it to your self 6
      times!!
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      3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
      yourself 9 times!!!
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      4. Think of something that you want to happen
      between you and that 1special person and say
      it to your self 12 times!!!
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      5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
      you scroll down focus and
      concentrate on it and think on nothing
      else but that wish.
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      Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked.
      After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
      you wished for will come true within in one week!
      u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
      crush!!!
      Keep going down
      Keep going
      Keep going
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
      your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
      Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
      letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you
      break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
      stories.

      First Example:
      Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
      up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid
      since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn\'t pay any attention to
      it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad
      got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the
      letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.

      Second Example:
      Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
      nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
      your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in
      the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The
      next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
      since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
      course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
      married each other to live happily forever.

      Third Example:
      Now if you couldn\'t relate to the others, this\'ll
      get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
      getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but
      not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
      friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and
      he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few
      friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
      same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his
      dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and
      play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
      gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
      Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin\' wild!
      the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
      ever since.

      Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i\'d rather
      be, but thats up to you. I wouldn\'t wanna end up like Barbra but thats
      only me. We all want what we cant have but now\'s ur chance to go out with
      that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send
      this to-
      1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
      life.....forever!!!!!
      10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
      friend......ONLY!!!!!
      15 people- your crush will say they like you
      20 people- your crush will ask you out!
      25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
      35 people or more- All of the above!!
      Don\'t blow it, it\'s ur chance to shine! Have
      everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
      friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It\'s simple, just go in a
      chat room, pick some names and send away! but here\'s the catch.....you only
      have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone u
      know and keep it going

    • brent05

      13 years ago

      could u plz vote 4 me here rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/profile.php?uid=219113

    • bleah56

      13 years ago

      Its me mike423. Now called bleach56. Delete my old one.

    • killer05

      13 years ago

      hello

    • Glaxton

      13 years ago

      Congratulations on being here at RvB for six months!

      I created a banner for you Here, you can download it and post it if you like.,
      OR, just delete this message and go on with your life! smiley0.gif

    • Dwarf_Ninjas

      13 years ago

      whats that suppose to mean?

    • Neko_chan17

      13 years ago

      smiley0.gif Awesomeness smiley0.gif

    • Dwarf_Ninjas

      13 years ago

      go to marine's profile, he has the movie

    • pooppants

      13 years ago

      Hey could you vote for gnnysgt here please....... and if you want you can vote twice, thanks

    • Neko_chan17

      13 years ago

      smiley1.gif so what's up?

    • Neko_chan17

      13 years ago

      ello ^_^

    • Luigi_Flore

      13 years ago

      no problem smiley1.gif

    • Luigi_Flore

      13 years ago

      here ya go man smiley1.gif
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    • Edward_Elric

      13 years ago

      send a friend request to my second account. account name below.

      Ichigo_Kuro

    • RedvsBlue07

      13 years ago

      This is the first contest i entered so can you vote for me

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=812771

      Please do me this favor, reply in my comments if you voted smiley0.gif

    • kikio_luver

      13 years ago

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    • blader2600

      13 years ago

      happy Vday^_^

    • blader2600

      13 years ago

      niec site man

    • Junkie_XXX

      13 years ago

      I'm in the 2nd round of Vertigoround's contest. Could you please vote for me?

      Right Here

    • Junkie_XXX

      13 years ago

      Could you vote for me in Vertigoround's contest?
      If you don't like these kinda messages or if you voted already, you can delete this.

      Right Here

    • Dwarf_Ninjas

      13 years ago

      what happened to xbl?

    • Zlito

      13 years ago

      kick ass pics

    • Plasmamage

      13 years ago

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    • Luigi_Flore

      13 years ago

      HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!! smiley0.gif

    • el_taco_feo

      13 years ago

      THIS IS THE FINAL ROUND

      hi this is el_taco_feo and I need you vote for IAMCHURCH'S contest here is the link for the contest rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=673072

      please vote because every vote counts....so please vote el_feo_taco and pass it on if you can.
      THANK YOU

      If you make a vote, make it el_taco_feo........the ugly taco depends on it ^_^

    • Everlasting

      13 years ago

      i hope you have a very happy new year! XD!
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    • Lousir

      13 years ago

      ah, dave chapelle . . .

    • Dwarf_Ninjas

      13 years ago

      THe contest begins tomarrow, so get your freinds ready

    • whitec

      13 years ago

      hey sorry to bother you with this, would it be alright to ask if you could vote for me at the link ginin? its the first contest i have ever been in and i want to make a good name for myself. i would really appreciate it if you voted for me. Thank you

      Draiders contest

      sorry for the random. but could you do it please. please vote for me

    • Plasmamage

      13 years ago

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    • Frazzer

      13 years ago

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    • Zeta101

      13 years ago

      Merry Christmas wlk3

    • Dwarf_Ninjas

      13 years ago

      Merry Christmas wlk3

    • yellowhat

      13 years ago

      can you please vote for me here in crunchbite58's contest this is the tigh breaker
      I am behind so please help me
      tell your friend I need help
      smiley9.gifsmiley9.gif VOTE FOR ME HERE smiley9.gifsmiley9.gif
      please vote for me you have to say you are voting for me and you cant just say because he is cool, you can only post once thanks smiley1.gif

    • rockmongrel

      13 years ago

      Hey dude i made it to the finals of the contest, could you vote for me once more
      heres the link
      only 100 votes this time
      i will mod anyone who votes for me
      thanks

    • yellowhat

      13 years ago

      can you please vote for me in the final round and can you also vote for me here
      I would realy aprishate it
      smiley9.gifsmiley9.gif Vote here smiley9.gifsmiley9.gif
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      Thanks smiley1.gif

    • Dwarf_Ninjas

      13 years ago

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/archive/episode.php?id=178&page=710

      Go to the links on this page to see funny stuff. Halo meets stickdeath...

    • leku623 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

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    • wlk3

      13 years ago

      ohhhh

    • Athena89

      13 years ago

      no that wasnt the poem!

    • Dragoon0083

      13 years ago

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