woodchunkz

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    • So fuck that new Mario game

      9 years ago

      woodchunkz

      They're using the co-op as a main selling point, and it's offline only. Why the fuck!? I mean, just... You know what, I've ranted about this far too fucking much and none of you have fucking read it so don't even fucking bother to comment because it'd just be uninteligent shit stupid fucking shit because you guys never read and you never fucking comment anyway fuck you guys.

    • Aresenic fish

      9 years ago

      woodchunkz

      and horrific spelling.

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      edit: ... and my toes.

    • OK... Contreversial...

      9 years ago

      woodchunkz

      So, the other day I actually attempted to go barcrawling with my friends. I know, I know, "gasp, you have friends?" Well first up, why the fuck did you say 'gasp'? What are you, retarded or something? Anyway, we couldn't get in anywhere because all the places we went checked ID at the door, and a friend of mine lost his wallet that had his drivers lisence.

      When about 2 of the 5 people in the group left, the subject somehow got to picking up females. Actually, it was about some cunt who was driving around the block in a Toyota Supra. Man, that guy was a cunt. Anyway, where was I... Oh yeah, picking up chicks.

      OK, cutting out the un-nesicary shot like in the first few paragraphs, it got to the point of using pick-up lines and how there are females that hate being hit on, like, at nearly any time. Now, while I think that females should have the right to go out and not get hit on or have stuff expected of them. But at the same time, if they don't want to be hit on they shouldn't go to clubs where people are trying to hook up while wearing revealing clothing and stuff.

      Although it's not that much of a problem if they were to kinly explain they're not looking for someone. But if they go all "*GROWL* GO DIE!!!!!!" then there's a problem.

      Oh man that was disjointed. Not as if I really care.

    • Not enough room for title.

      9 years ago

      woodchunkz

      The title I intended was "Let's talk about our empty void of an existance... And eat ice cream! =D (Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days first impression)"

      Yes, I'm trying to be witty rather than pointing out my disappointment in you guys. I'd like to hope that someone will actually read this...

      Anyway, onto 358/2 Days... How do I talk about this one...

      OK, imagine someone took the game mechanics from KH2, gave it depth, made it customizible, and combined it with the mission mode in Crisis Core. Now, this game is not like Kingdom Hearts 2, it's an entirely different format, which makes sense considering the role of the protagonist, and the portable nature of the console. Square-Enix saw that the missions mode was where people really spent their time with Crisis Core, so they decided to ditch the non-mission plot part entirely, and put the plot in the mission mode. I like it, personally, although so far I don't feel that the experience is on par with Kingdom Hearts 2, despite the better game mechanics and more challenging difficulty.

      Also, it's the first Kingdom Hearts game to have multiplayer (well, maybe Chain of Memories on the GBA had it...) Too bad I won't be playing the multiplayer, as it's local only. Although I will be playing it using AI controlled partners when I unlock them.
      ...
      Seriously though, why didn't they include online? That's the only complaint I have about the game. I'd go on a rant about how all games these days that have multiplayer should have online, and about other stuff, but this is my thoughts on 358/2 Days, and you won't read this anyway so there's no point.

      Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah, awesome game, best thing I've played on DS, I reccomend.

    • Rewriting...

      9 years ago

      woodchunkz

      I'm rewriting The National Department of Cultural and Social Defence: Xaos Saga Negative One.
      ...
      Not as if any of you fucking care...

    • OK...

      9 years ago

      woodchunkz

      Been a while since I posted because fuck you guys!

      So I might be getting a replacement PS3 or a repaired PS3 by sometime December. If it's a replacement then I'm going to be re-playing RE5. So which one of you fuckers wants the honour to play through it with me?

    • Well... Part 2

      9 years ago

      woodchunkz

      Dreamcast is now broken, and I can't find the screw driver big enough to open it up. PSP was broken, but I think I've fixed it. DS... Well, no problems there appart from the scratches on the touch screen and stuff, but that's from a while ago. Don't worry, though, I think that a problem will arise in about 18 days from now, because that's when Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days is being released, and with my luck it'll probably fuck up just as I put the game cartridge in.

      Also, seeing a new psychologist tommorow, which is good because the last one did nothing. Perfect timing too, because that feeling has just kept rising for the past 10 minutes. I don't want to call it 'despair' because it's not as strong as that. Although it's certainly similar.

      Well... What are you waiting for? Go ahead, say to me "I've had enough of your angsty bullshit!" It's what I'd do to my friends if I have to listen through their angsty bullshit. Or do I redeem myself somewhat for having a sense of humour about it? Why am I asking, it's not as if you'll ever answer. You guys never write or call or visit anymore. You bring me shame.

    • Oh man...

      9 years ago

      woodchunkz

      Whenever I see this site, like, it's like any motiviation I have is sucked out of me. Which is a bummer, because this is the only place I can seem to RP without it devolving into cyber sex or something pretty dang close, and it seems to be the only place where more than just me knows about the existance of my profile. Of course, I'm not going to move sites or anything because you jerks wouldn't follow me anywhere, and there's no way I'd get any followers.

    • Yay

      9 years ago

      woodchunkz

      OK, so the SD card is now stuck in the disk drive for the Wii. I know what you're thinking, but lemme just say, it's a surprisingly easy mistake to make. The disk drive is like a black hole, it pulls in anything that touches it on contact, the SD slot is right next to the disk drive, and due to where my Wii was I couldn't look at it and put the SD card in the slot at the same time (although I admit, the last one is my fault.)

      Anyway, may aswell get this out of the way now. I'm gonna put my PSP in the microwave, snap my DS in half, then jump kick my Dreamcast into an oncoming truck. Oh, and urinate in my computer's case.

    • Woot!

      9 years ago

      woodchunkz

      Hacked my Nintendo Wii using an SD card. Gotta get an external hard drive before I start burning games.

      Played some Quake on it. Playing Quake with a Wiimote feels strange. Then I used the GameCube controller, it feels more natural, but the C stick is kinda bad for camera control. Meh. Do you guys reccomend anything I should get for the Wii homebrew thing?

      EDIT: Now have NES, SNES, Genesis and PS1 emulator.

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  • Comments (4829)

    • gustavTHfan

      9 years ago

      ello ^^

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Haven't seen you on in awhile, you okay over there?

    • swanso104

      9 years ago

      yo

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      *gulp* he demands your loyalty or else.....

      .__.

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      *rocks cave in and bury you in the lava*

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      *you fall into pit of lava due to that distraction*

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      *tranq hits your neck*

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      *its still a grenade launcher with incidniary rounds* :D

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      *still has incidniary rounda* :D

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      *grenade launcher* :D

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      *loads incidniary slugs* :D

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      dont worry *pulls out a gun* i can fix this :D

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      didnt you die?....

    • Zeus6969

      9 years ago

      It has been a whileeeeeeee. how is the woodchunkz?

    • Chanticleer89

      9 years ago

      Just wanted to say hi.

    • ANTX81

      9 years ago

      You can move the camera and yourself at the same time

      it's called the crab claw, similer to making an OK sign

    • ANTX81

      9 years ago

      try lower case or my e-mail

    • ANTX81

      9 years ago

      Skype, that's it

    • jetsteam101 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Do you have some sort of IM program?

    • jetsteam101 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      *Psst!* Go ahead and post in Animals! I won't tell!

    • Brownee

      9 years ago

      Awww you always do that, take the 1st comment spot I attempt to keep on reserve for whatever.



      Just means I should learn to type faster...

    • milo11

      9 years ago

      hi what's been going on lately

    • Brownee

      9 years ago

      Well I do....

      And it's majority of their games that are better for single player

    • Brownee

      9 years ago

      I know, I used to comment on your stuff all the time aswell... Then I got on this site less...

    • Kaikara

      9 years ago

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    • knarf16

      9 years ago

      Thanks for chosing the goonies!!!

    • Hiryu89

      9 years ago

      The new controls are something that you can get used to, I'm able to do more combos than in the first game
      The background is just background, it may not be as cartoonish as in the 1st one, but its something you wont be paying much attention to when fighting
      There are new characters as well there are old characters, you may say they are not good, but there are people who master them and can kick ass with them

    • Hiryu89

      9 years ago

      Why?

    • Hiryu89

      9 years ago

      What you mean?

    • blue_17

      9 years ago

      Yeah, your characters are still in. I've been waiting to reply in the Pokemon RP so that you can.

    • GMFRK_00

      9 years ago

      MAYBE

    • blue_17

      9 years ago

      Thanks for letting me know. Are you saying you want us to continue without you in the RPs .o-o.?

    • jetsteam101 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Heeyyy! Welcome back!
      Computer fixed?

    • sargemav352

      9 years ago

      There's the Talon Overworld, Chozo Ruins, Magmor Caverns, Phendrana Drifts, Phazon Mines, and the Crater.

      You must be in the Ruins if you just got the Power bomb and the grapple beam. That if I'm remembering correctly.

      We're talking about Metroid Prime 1, right?

    • sargemav352

      9 years ago

      Cool.

      What weapon or gadget are you after, and what world are at now?

    • ANTX81

      9 years ago

      You son of a bitch, I lold

    • Kaikara

      9 years ago

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    • ANTX81

      9 years ago

      Thank you

    • Fenix_Fox93

      9 years ago

      The furry one. With the virus and the hunters?

    • ANTX81

      9 years ago

      Nah mostly I'm on skype and i'm ALWAYS on steam

      MSN is available to me though, I'll get on it more often to chat with ya

      just not tonight, for it is fallout3 time

    • CrySomeMoar

      9 years ago

      U R BIG FAGGOT
      Ahahahahahah Cry little baby
      hahahahahahah Wahh wahh HAHAHAH

    • blue_17

      9 years ago

      lol, I didn't mean you had to.

    • GMFRK_00

      9 years ago

      np

    • Brownee

      9 years ago

      I think it would've been possible. Should the day another crappy movie based off a game comes out and it happens to be Team Fortress 2, I think the world would've looked directly at him for the Scout role.

    • milo11

      9 years ago

      thnx

    • JP_17

      9 years ago

      Yes, and um...why is sargemav352 getting negged?

    • JP_17

      9 years ago

      Thanks for the website ^^!

    • milo11

      9 years ago

      ...

    • milo11

      9 years ago

      ok ill do it u sure u dont want to though

    • Chanticleer89

      9 years ago

      I'm glad you liked your picture. smiley12.gif

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