wookiejoe

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    • is this what xmas eve has become?

      12 years ago

      wookiejoe

      getting drunk, eating chocolate and downloading various programs and music?
      its 7:05pm... already i have 2 pints of lager and a shot of jack... i think i'll call it quits after 4 pints... i dont want a hangover on christmas day.... plus i wanna drink more on christmas day smiley0.gif

    • too many alerts!!!!

      12 years ago

      wookiejoe

      i glanced at many of them, commented on some, and gave a mod point to a few....
      any who didnt get that, means they were too long or i havent read them... i have about 10 more people alerts to go through... sorry but im just gonna clear alerts.....

      my friend was throwing fruit at me last night and i was chopping it midair with a big knife... cut about half a cm into my finger in doing so smiley7.gif

      *sigh* still doesnt feel like christmas... needs snow....

      also don't play eragon if you're looking for achievements... rented it yesterday, completed it... still not 1 achievement unlocked and all of them say "secret" good story and gameplay though

    • *sigh* why is life so crazy?

      12 years ago

      wookiejoe

      yep... away again tonight, going to a friends house again smiley0.gif
      yesterday was great, what a fucking house!! my friend doesn't just have his own room, he has his own floor!!! a fucking floor!!! we were playing H2 and GoW all day on a HDTV smiley0.gif it was sexy
      gonna chop some fruit as it flies towards me tonight, ill try and get photo evidence but its unlikely as there are only 2 of us and 1 shitty camera phone smiley2.gif
      the dad of my friends house i went to yesterday, his dad is weird yet hilarious, after we had finished eating dinner my friend asked if we could leave the table and his dad said "but charles, there's much more we have to discuss, world politics, the meaning of life...... masturbation" to which my friend turned bright red and left the table smiley0.gif i was laughing so hard for a while... i also woke up this morning with my friends cat asleep on my back... that was weird


      well... all from me, lots of alerts, i read / commented on some, will catch up with more

      in the words of homer simpson "HO HO HO! MERRY EVERYONE!"
      and in the words of me, MERRY CHRISTMAS!

    • second journal

      12 years ago

      wookiejoe

      fuck you

      wow.... i need some fucking body armour and 2 police batons to go to war the supermarket...
      its fucking insane... i bought a DVD all well and good from the music area, then i needed more blank disks so i got some and went to self service, there are 4 self service counters in the store, 1 was down, and then there was a big que, so we were queing, then you had people pushing in like crazy, 1 woman decided she would shove a £10 note into the coupons slot thus destorying that machine, leaving 2 running and the que growing, then a fucking gook pushed in front of me and my friend with a trolleyful of stuff she then later found out it was 10 items orthen another woman pushed less and fucked off, in front of us, then some guy, then we finally got to pay.... i wanna hit that gook in the head, mostly because she was a gook, a little because she cut in line

    • well...

      12 years ago

      wookiejoe

      looks like im out of here for longer... im going upto my friends today... it'll be cool, they finally finished building their £750,000 house, and he has a HDTV so yay HD GoW, speaking of which i now have all 30 COG tags and all the dom achievements... just got to get the killing 3 people at once, 10 times one to get now and im done with the campaign
      err... im gonna go through some alerts now, some will have to wait

      EDIT: yesterday, i was so close to getting banned from my local supermarket.... my friend wanted some chocolate so we were down the aisle with chocolate on it, and at this point there 2 other people at the top of it, and me and my friend, close to the bottom, and this old woman walks up the aisle and rams her shopping trolley into me quite hard, i look at her, she glares at me and starts looking at the shelves, so i grabbed her trolley and shoved it away, to which she asked "and what's the meaning of that?" as if it's not fucking obvious....

    • quick update

      12 years ago

      wookiejoe

      microsoft are incompetent imboseles, and for the hell of insulting them more so, im gonna say they are impotent as well
      im really tired right now, but my friend has been kind enough to stop by for a couple of nights with his 360 'bout friggin time, i was having withdrawals from the minute they took mine away
      will read your alerts tomorrow people smiley1.gif
      ciao

    • i dont wanna sound all grouchy and stuff

      12 years ago

      wookiejoe

      because im not.... but fuck all these alerts, ill get round to them tomorrow or later...
      i was supposed to check the bank for my missing money some 3 hours ago and start my christmas shopping due to a "transaction error" i have not had my wages for 2 weeks now... and at the worst possible fucking time. anyway, before i could even go to the bank i fell asleep at the computer some 3 hours and 20 minutes ago... now the town is gonna be clogged full of old people blocking up the aisles in the supermarket and stuff... well frankly im in no mood for politeness, theyre in for some serious shoving, if i break theyre hips then fuck 'em "there was a spill on aisle 7" thats what broke there hips

      EDIT: my wages were finally in!!! with backpay from the missing week, but as almost everything was gone in the shops, i was pretty screwed... managed to get 2 presents sorted, i got the peter kay boxed set for my stepdad, and my sister wanted this perfume set but they were all gone so i found out what was in it and did a kinda DIY perfume gift set...
      and the old people, my god the old people.... they were everywhere! like in lord of the rings one, just after they fight the cave troll and go running through the place where gandalf falls and theres hundreds and thousands of goblins coming from nowhere.... that was the old people!!!!!

    • just a couple of things......

      12 years ago

      wookiejoe

      firstly, joe has crap taste in comedy...
      BILL HICKS IS NOT FUNNY!!!!
      secondly, my halo graphic novel hasn't arrived after 3 weeks of waiting for it....
      thirdly, this has been added to my christmas wishlist, and aside my guitar and dead rising, is the only thing on there....
      i'll probably buy it shortly after christmas

    • I stabbed a lesbian because i have a gia

      12 years ago

      wookiejoe

      nt dick

      pick the month you were born in
      1 - I cuddled with
      2 - I killed
      3 - I ran naked with
      4 - I raped
      5 - I killed
      6 - I banged
      7 - I needed
      8 - I ran shirtless with
      9 - I stabbed
      10 - I slept with
      11 -I ate out
      12- I smoked with

      Pick the day (number) you were born on

      01 - a pickle
      02 - a horse
      03 - a pornstar
      04 - the trojan man
      05 - you
      06 - a bag of weed
      07 - a prostitute
      08 - a bisexual
      09 - a jew
      10 - a homo
      11 -a toothbrush
      12 - Paris Hilton
      13 - a whore
      14 - a cat
      15 -the kool-aid man
      16 - paris hilton
      17 - your mom
      18 - a dog
      19 - an orange
      20 - a crackhead
      21 - a bowl of cereal
      22 - an easter egg
      23 - a french fry
      24 - a condom
      25 - a jar of honey
      26 - a lesbian
      27 - a homeless guy
      28 - my ex
      29 - your dealer
      30 - a stripper
      31 - Ur grandma

      Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

      White - Because thats how i roll
      Black - because im sexy
      Pink - Because the oompa loompas told me to
      Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
      Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
      Polka Dots - because I hate my life
      Purple - because I'm gay
      Gray - because I have a giant dick
      Other - because I have double D's
      Green - because I'm beautiful
      Orange - because I smoke crack
      Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
      Brown - because i had to
      Shirtless - because I've got abs

      please post your answeres here...i wanna see them

    • depression blows....

      12 years ago

      wookiejoe

      its all depressing and shit....

  • About Me

  • Comments (1857)

    • Batgirl00

      12 years ago

      Because ponies are more fun to pet, silly.

      And you know, whenever you crazy English blurt out the cost of something I zone out because I have no flying clue how much that is, and am too lazy to look up some currency converter.

    • Batgirl00

      12 years ago

      Wow, you're very brave. smiley6.gif Slight difference is, for me "sitting here all day" is only a couple hours. For you, it's significantly longer. I'm bored just thinking about it.

      Wish I had a car, that would be awesome. Though while I'm dreaming, I think I'll get a pony as well.

    • Batgirl00

      12 years ago

      :-/ I'm sorry.

      If it makes you feel any better, I'm sitting around here waiting for a phone call to tell me when I'm getting picked up...... have been since I woke up.

    • Batgirl00

      12 years ago

      That's annoying, I hate trying to get ahold of people. What time is it there?

    • FierceMercy

      12 years ago

      Reggie is ShadowStylez and he rocks because he's just that awesome. =P

    • Batgirl00

      12 years ago

      Not doing much, just listening to some music and getting ready for a date.

    • Echo217

      12 years ago

      ....that's the only problem with the plan. i have a friend who constantly says things like that. perhaps he has a rabid badger fram somewhere. i will have to ask him.

    • Batgirl00

      12 years ago

      Aw, charmer. smiley1.gif

      What are you up to?

    • Batgirl00

      12 years ago

      Yay!! I feel so special. smiley0.gif

      Thanks Joe. smiley8.gif

    • Batgirl00

      12 years ago

      I posted it just for you. smiley12.gif

      And btw, as far as this

      1) my name is gary... dont call me joe

      goes, do I get some special exception? Because you told me I could call you Joe..... *puppy dog face*

    • KaliYuga

      12 years ago

      Meh, it's coming along slowly but surely. Been working too much to do much work on it.... or to play Twilight Princess. I'm so sad. xD

      How's life treating you?

    • Joshulus

      12 years ago

      Thanks for that dude.

      You have been rewarded smiley0.gif

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      hmm....

      Thats a novel way to get pie

      *ponders*

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      dude,

      Weather today? ..... SHITE!

      Cold cold cold.

      I blame you!

      smiley0.gif

    • Tripeda_Duke

      12 years ago

      hey man ma gf just landed in so am gonna have to head on kk, ill chat yoo laters and add me as a friend if yoo want like, can never have enuff lol chaio

    • Tripeda_Duke

      12 years ago

      awk well that was nice of them, so do nefin at the weekend?

    • Tripeda_Duke

      12 years ago

      man your gonna fuckin love it... i hope lol the 1st one is a bit sadistic like but welll actualli the 2nd 1 is too but the 1st is really sadistic haha dont wqorry ul like it

    • Tripeda_Duke

      12 years ago

      aha i c not bad, love terminator 2, the 3rd 1 ruined the trilogy i think. but yeah u ever watch devils rejects or house of 1000 corpses lol? not bad movies like i was lookin shit up on them on wikipedia lol twas fun lol

    • Tripeda_Duke

      12 years ago

      sorry bout that.... HAHA!! man Fosters is great, it was my first beer, was m brother got me into beer, and it will prob be my last lol. fuc{ i mite jus go for a small pint now lol. so how far are you away from plymouth anyway. yeha qualification sounds about right. ok weve talked a shit load bout Games, what bout movies? fav movie ....adnnnnnnnnnnnd go!!

    • Tripeda_Duke

      12 years ago

      ahem

    • Tripeda_Duke

      12 years ago

      Yeah ill give ya that like, although he is like 1 of those ppl who watch russian child porn.... no wait........ amateur Russian child porn. but yeah it was two quiet, uless you got caught, but apparently this new Double agent 1 is great, am gonna check it out lol. ah class your doin what my friend is doin, HND in music production, well its something along those lines lol. fun anytime indeed, whats your posion. there was also "Arena" and "Daggerfall" which were really fuckin big games back in the day. shit i think my Gf is coming up to my college hehe

    • Tripeda_Duke

      12 years ago

      hah nicely put, naaa i was a theif/assassin so i killed all the little slave fukers in Morrowind, took off their slave bracers and shouted "go free little kitten go free" then i realised i was really drunk that night and all my friends were laughing at me n not with me haha. oj...ish. so yeah you doin A levels or diploma?? and yeah i loved splinter cell, tight black spandex and he can see in the dark, he was not only a double agent or watever he was.... he was also a rapist in the park :D

    • Tripeda_Duke

      12 years ago

      hey man why dont you just download "azerus" from they net and then download every single DBZ episode ever... thats what i did, although it did take a few days hell it was fuckin free so i was sweet like hahaha. man i LOVE the MGS series, i think i just love stealth, even in Oblivion i was a theif haha i always just shot ppl with a bow haha me bein a fuckin Imperial theif haha thats rich lol. me and my friend feggy (omega_feggy) actualli have a comic strip were gonna put on the internet next year bout our characters in oblivion and morrowind, man its some funny shit lol

    • Tripeda_Duke

      12 years ago

      haha yeah i know, i was always more of a duel saberist though lol, looked sooo much more badass like hehe. i was actualli thinking of saving up for a Wii before i get a Ps3 cause i have like 3 months to get it hehe. man metal gear 4, guns of the patriots that is going to be the biggest seller. im actualli looking forward to a sequel to the GTA games to see if they have improved the graphics and to see what kinda new programs they are gonna put in.... am not really a big fan like but meh.... curiosity killed the Duke hehehe

    • Tripeda_Duke

      12 years ago

      aha knights of the old republic, a personal favourite of mine (I was always evil heehee) but yeah i cant wait for the sequel its suppose to be out for the PS3, i cant wait for that fucker to come out like, dunno am more of a fan of RPG's were i guess you have a large enviornment to explore like morrowind or Oblivion also an MGS fan, cant wait for that sequel either haha

    • Tripeda_Duke

      12 years ago

      What the hell is squash? yeah what kinda video games you in2? RPG's, !st persons, Stradegy, Online?

    • Tripeda_Duke

      12 years ago

      indeed... so what do you do for fun Gary?

    • Tripeda_Duke

      12 years ago

      Hey man whats up, you know Helen huh, yeah shes cool so whats up.... Joe?

    • Moon_Rocker

      12 years ago

      You were kinda meant to mod the journal, but ah well. Merry Christmas to you too!

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      +1 cool for the way you get on with your Nan.

      smiley1.gif

    • grinddbass

      12 years ago

      well sorry I've bin a bit occupied l8ly

    • grinddbass

      12 years ago

      octopus devil wtf? ok which is worse for you to be on the drugs or off them?

    • Arachnus

      12 years ago

      hey now....that's not nice.

      I know my dad.

    • Arachnus

      12 years ago

      oh, don't get all pissy....I was just kidding.

    • eek___

      12 years ago

      go us..

    • eek___

      12 years ago

      go us..

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      Dont panic fella. Plenty of time left smiley0.gif

      Well mate, im off out to the pub. Have a fun evening

    • eek___

      12 years ago

      i am so bored
      yawwwn

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      not to worry mate, at least she knew you wanted to

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      you should, they are all funny. The only one i didnt get on with was the different planet tour (the yellow one)

      Done all your Xmas shopping?

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      XL tour is a good one!! smiley0.gif

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      there is no one in this world funnier than lee evans. Which DVD you watching?

      I went to see him live at Wembley last Christmas... i nearly pissed myself i was laughing so hard

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      not too bad my wookie loving friend.

      You?

    • Arachnus

      12 years ago

      read my title

    • eek___

      12 years ago

      haha

    • eek___

      12 years ago

      my gingerness is shown in every other photo :P

    • KaliYuga

      12 years ago

      Because you said you were gonna sleep after DBZ.

      My mind is a mess. smiley0.gif

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      urm ... ok

      smiley0.gif

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      cheers for the mods dude

    • grinddbass

      12 years ago

      well it was also to get me to a higher karma level.....didn't work

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