wyattbaron

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from Syracuse, UT

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    • Back to school.

      10 years ago

      wyattbaron

      Tuesday. Gentle, gentle Tuesday.

    • Biggest Dick Move

      10 years ago

      wyattbaron

      We've all had to have a moment in our lives were some giant dick has had to have screwed us in one way or another for some reason that was probably legitimate, but executed rather poorly or to the extreme.

      Today, I had one of those days.

      I was hanging out with a friend I hadn't seen since the company disappeared, so I chilled out at his Condo, watching movies until 2 A.M.

      When I got outside, this guy was parked behind me in a way I could back out or drive around him. I realized at that moment the clearly unmarked parking space was most logically in possession of one of these fine tenants of the complex, but I was unsure as to who owned the slot with no discernible markings.

      I thought about this logically and realized I could go around condo to condo trying to find the owner, but it would be rude to alert everyone of my jackassery. It would also be a dick move of me to place my needs to leave over their needs of sleep, especially if they had to sleep for school or work in the morining.

      But if I didn't try to solve the problem then, in the morning I'd most likely have to face this man, take stern talking to, and accept my responsibility as an irresponsible person for parking in a designated space. Heck, he'd probably try to get my ass towed.

      I then assessed the situation. I was apparently a jack ass (fact). And to warrant my misdemeanor was a car behind me (clear as my genitals on Christmas).

      To the left of me was a perfectly open parking space. This person was in no dire need of both spaces. In fact, with him behind me was just him showing off how much control over his property he had. He could have simply left a note on my windshield expressing his lack of appreciation for what grievance I had unfortunately caused him when he had returned to his condominium. Instead of a simple note, he decided to go to the fullest extent he could execute at the dismay of me.

      I then consulted my DVD copy of the X-Files: I want to Believe, and it told me to Ninja my way out of the parking space.

      And thus, I drove forward, put it in reverse, turned, drove, repeated, until I was promptly out of his space. I then left the complex not ashamed of what I had done, but with a sense of accomplishment. I had evaded my comeuppance and had defeated and defiled his code of conduct. With my simple action, I had set of a chain of events that would forever change the way he looked at trespassers. I.... was a revolutionary. I was George Washington. I was Che. I was Dolph Lundgren.

      And so ends my tale. A tale of a man who was once yet a boy behind the wheel of a '95 Chevy Cavalier. A man who defied Gods and Men in pursuit to avoid confrontation for where he was wrong. A man that saw a chance and took it.

    • Cleaning cleaning cleaning...

      10 years ago

      wyattbaron

      Will it ever end? I doubt it. Just finished with several rooms and I have plenty more rooms to go through. I can't wait for the holidays to be over because that's when all of this subsides... and I can go back to being a sloth.

    • Roofing: A hard day's work.

      10 years ago

      wyattbaron

      Not really a roofer, but I sure am getting to spend quality time on the roof doing a job I have no real ability of performing. We stripped every tile, then we're going to put on tarsheet (roofs use that stuff?), and then do a bunch of new shingles. The house isn't even that big, and it is taking forever.
      Got to be it soon or else winter is going to destroy this house.
      At least I am working with people who know what they're doing.

    • My back hurts.

      10 years ago

      wyattbaron

      That is all.

    • Three Years in.

      10 years ago

      wyattbaron

      Five more to go.

    • Closer to all Gears COG dealies

      10 years ago

      wyattbaron

      So far I'm 32/41. Just nine more, wooo!

    • Story Speculations (Spoilers included)

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      wyattbaron

      Ok, so after beating the second game, I have many thoughts based on what Epic was trying to conceive as an elusive tale of interest. My theory on the locust is that they were once people of Sera. I am sure that the laboratory sequence made that abundantly obvious, but for all I know it was just them experimenting on the locust an not really making the locust public knowledge. But I am inclined to believe the former.
      Another thing that struck me was that at the gravesite, Marcus made mention that it would be great to have the soldiers fighting with them during the war. It has already been proven that imulsion mutates, and the dead are buried, which if mixed with imulsion could equal locust. They also talk a lot about the time the colony or hive has been under Sera. If the Pendulum wars was only 79 years, that's ample time to make a hive and resurrect all the dead and then lay siege to the surface. But again, what do I know?
      I know that the makers of the game said they wanted no aliens, so a human mutation is a good explanation to the Locust. Seeing how alien is a relative term, mankind would be the aliens on the planet if the Locust were indigenous (look at me be analytical!), so by being anal about what 'alien' means, Locust must be people.


      Feel free to make fun of me now for having too much time to postulate a theory in such limited time.

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    • I lied. I cared who won.

      10 years ago

      wyattbaron

      And then someone won and I felt things I thought I wouldn't feel. I'll leave it at that. And I thought I was strong with my Apathy.

    • Election day is coming.

      10 years ago

      wyattbaron

      And when it is over, finally I can stop seeing internet flame wars and idiots on both sides trying to best each other. Right now, I don't even care who wins. Just let it end.

  • Comments (4)

    • The_Sloth

      10 years ago

      so how have you been?

    • ZZoMBiE13

      10 years ago

      Hey, thanks. That's cool of you to take the time to comment. smiley0.gif

    • The_Sloth

      10 years ago

      wonderful!

    • The_Sloth

      10 years ago

      hay, how are you this fine evening....

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