xlBrendanlx

Male
from Bay City, MI

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    • i really like this song right now

      10 years ago

      xlBrendanlx

      everytime we lie awake
      after every hit we take
      every feeling that i get
      but i haven't missed you yet
      every room-mate kept awake
      by every silent scream we make
      all the feelings that i get
      but i still don't miss you yet

      only when i stop to think about it

      i hate everything about you
      why do i love you
      i hate everything about you
      why do i love you

      everytime we lie awake
      after every hit we take
      every feeling that i get
      but i haven't missed you yet

      only when i stop to think about it

      i hate everything about you
      [ THREE DAYS GRACE Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ]
      why do i love you
      i hate everything about you
      why do i love you

      only when i stop to think about you,
      i know
      only when you stop to think about me,
      do you know

      i hate everything about you
      why do i love you
      you hate everything about me
      why do you love me

      i hate
      you hate
      i hate
      you love me

      i hate everything about you
      why do i love you

    • bullshit

      10 years ago

      xlBrendanlx

      i hate it. don't do it around me, don't start shit around me, and we'll get along just fine. But if you start Bullshit, or talk shit, then Fuck You

    • dude

      10 years ago

      xlBrendanlx

      no way


    • //:/

      10 years ago

      xlBrendanlx

      I try to make it through my life, in my way, there's you
      I try to make it through these lies, and that's all I do

      Just don't deny it,
      Don't try to fight this ,and deal with it
      and that's just part of it,

      If you were dead or still alive
      I don't care, I don't care
      Just go and leave this all behind
      Cause i swear (i swear),i don't care

      I try to make you see my side
      Always trying to stay in line
      But your eyes see right through
      That's all they do

      I'm getting buried in this place
      I got no room your in my face
      don't say anything just go away

      If you were dead or still alive
      I don't care, I don't care
      Just go and leave this all behind
      Cause i swear (iswear) i don't care

      [ instrumental ]
      love changing everything
      You won't be left for me x2


      If you were dead or still alive
      I don't care, I don't care
      Just and and leave this all behind
      Cause i swear(i swear)i don't care

      If you were dead or still alive
      I don't care(i don't care), I don't care(i don't care)
      Just go ahead and leave this all behind
      I don't care(i swaer), I don't care
      At all...

    • Fuck

      10 years ago

      xlBrendanlx

      I give up. People are pissed at me for something i didn't do, i'm not graduating on time, and i just lost my job. i quit.

    • how long?

      in Forums > how long? | Follow this topic

      xlBrendanlx

      did it take you to beat Halo 3 on legendary? it took me like 2 weeks or so, but that's because i played it after school

      12 replies

    • /..did you know....

      10 years ago

      xlBrendanlx

      poop is found in beavers, unicorns, and your grandma so dont do drugs.

    • Dude.

      10 years ago

      xlBrendanlx

      What if you went to heaven and God meets you and says, "Hey, welcome to fuckin' heaven." I'm like, "What did you say?" "Welcome to fuckin' heaven." "I didn't know you could swear." "Fuck, yeah" "Well, I was raised as a child never to swear." "Where does it say in the Bible that you can't fuckin' swear?" "No fuckin' where!" "All right, now you are getting the hang of it. Oh, yeah, I saw some slutty bitches outside the pearly gates? You wanna tap that? They ain't gettin' in!" "What?" "No, just kidding. You aren't in heaven, you're in hell. You've been punk'd." Arghhh! Damn you, Ashton! That was elaborate. Way to go the extra mile. Even in the afterlife, you're a douchebag. Hope it was worth it charity-bangin' that geriatric for all eternity.

    • Brands you should use

      in Forums > Brands you should use | Follow this topic

      xlBrendanlx

      Mystery, Baker, DGK, Popwar, Real, Zero, Enjoiand that's about it.
      Don't use Element, Plan B, Chocolate,

      6 replies

    • CaRnAgE_ll

      10 years ago

      xlBrendanlx

      i hate you58

  • Comments (106)

    • xlBrendanlx

      10 years ago

      wtf?

    • HotPoopys

      10 years ago

      Oh, weary, heartless world! I want to live on the bottom of
      the ocean today because I have learned everything there is to
      learn here. I'm sure the insurance company will be ecstatic to
      hear of my death. Please dispose of my corpse by next week and
      give everything I own to my dog. My destiny awaits.

      The big yellow flowers sigh grumpily tonight.
      The slugs portend like big yellow flowers tonight.
      The big yellow flowers die warily tonight.
      May a swarm of crazed gnats find your genitals suddenly delectable.
      The big yellow flowers portend like waves tonight.
      The big yellow flowers portend like waves tonight.

    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

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    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

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    • xlBrendanlx

      10 years ago

      i love hotcakes. i had some for breakfast. did you know that women make me cry from my penis?

    • xlBrendanlx

      10 years ago

      no. i can do it. i think. if you want to try then whatever, thanks. if not, then i can do it.


      this is where my parents stayed in mexico
      [link=http://]http://cancun-hotels.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g150807-d153138-Reviews-Royal_Sands-Cancun_Yucatan_Peninsula.html

    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

      DO you want me to get her to talk to you?

    • xlBrendanlx

      10 years ago

      she won't talk to me. i've tried... kinda

    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

      So why don't you talk to her about it.

    • xlBrendanlx

      10 years ago

      yeah. she won't even fucking agknowledge that i'm alive. today she sat next to me, looked right passed me at logan who was on the other side of me, and asked him if he wanted to go to a movie on friday with everyone. but me.

    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

      is she really this pissed at you?

    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

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    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

      Your white flesh excites me, but I am just a gigolo.

    • xlBrendanlx

      10 years ago

      that sounds dirty

    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

      Bend over, I command you
      turn your visage away from me
      I don't care about your face
      bend over

      A two-legged being on all fours
      I take him for a walk
      ambling along the corridor
      I am disappointed

      Now he comes backwards towards me
      Honey stays stuck on the garter
      I am disappointed, totally disappointed

      Bend over
      your face doesn't interest me

      The two-legged one has bent over
      and moved into a good light
      I show him what you can do
      and I start to cry

      The biped stammers a prayer
      because he's scared I'm feeling even worse
      he tries to bend over even more
      tears run up his back

      Bend over

      Bend over, I command you
      turn your visage away from me
      I don't care about your face
      bend over once more

      Bend over



      ALSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Bück dich befehl ich dir
      wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
      dein Gesicht ist mir egal
      bück dich

      Ein Zweibeiner auf allen Vieren
      ich führe ihn spazieren
      im Passgang den Flur entlang
      ich bin enttäuscht

      Jetzt kommt er rückwärts mir entgegen
      Honig bleibt am Strumpfband kleben
      ich bin enttäuscht total enttäuscht

      Bück dich
      das Gesicht interessiert mich nicht

      Der Zweibeiner hat sich gebückt
      in ein gutes Licht gerückt
      zeig ich ihm was man machen kann
      und ich fang zu weinen an

      Der Zweifuß stammelt ein Gebet
      aus Angst weil es mir schlechter geht
      versucht sich tiefer noch zu bücken
      Tränen laufen hoch den Rücken

      Bück dich

      Bück dich befehl ich dir
      wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
      dein Gesicht ist mir egal
      bück dich nocheinmal

      Bück dich

    • xlBrendanlx

      10 years ago

      lol. yeah sure whatever floats your... chest

    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

      CAN i HAZ NEW BEwBI3s!?

    • xlBrendanlx

      10 years ago

      i CaN HaZ NeW JoUrNaL/?/?



      yeah,.

    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

      commoereoereerereoereoeroe meIZ WATcHING!@ DA neWz!

    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

      SALRIGHT!

    • xlBrendanlx

      10 years ago

      i don't have firefox. adn thanks fror fishing

    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

      That is what she told me dude, I was just fishing for info so I could tell you.


      WATCH TV IN YER FIERERE FAWKS BROWSAH!

    • xlBrendanlx

      10 years ago

      spring break i was stupid. Yeah. But prom? wtf

    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

      She said it was during the weekend/prom/springbreak/idontfuckingknow

    • xlBrendanlx

      10 years ago

      i really have absolutely no fucking idea.

    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

      She also says that you are obsessed with her or something, that you kept texting her that you love her and all that crap. WTF is going on dude?

    • xlBrendanlx

      10 years ago

      ummm, no.

    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

      Ok. "Brendan is trying to ruin my relationship with Justin, and Steven's relationship with Autumn.

    • xlBrendanlx

      10 years ago

      why???

    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

      never loose anything you type into a form again!
      HEAY!


      by the way, I know why tara is mad at you.

    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

      huh?

    • xlBrendanlx

      10 years ago

      where do you find the achievement unlocked thing

    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

      meh.

    • xlBrendanlx

      10 years ago

      that's such a random page

    • xlBrendanlx

      10 years ago

      NO! too much work. i'm still in the fuck it i'm lazy part of the week right now

    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

      so add it.

    • xlBrendanlx

      10 years ago

      that list sucks. it doesn't even have ultimate fighting championship on it.

    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

      dude, cod 4 is on the list. I'm happy because that game sucks assholes.
      www.ditto.net/Lists/WorstGamesEver

    • xlBrendanlx

      10 years ago

      ok

    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

      I found this sick video. hang on I'll give it to you.

    • shaddowz09

      10 years ago

      indeed

    • shaddowz09

      10 years ago

      lol, awesome...did you read the other ones?

    • HotPoopys

      10 years ago

      i love you bny the way big man hers a sexy link.
      sh.roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2221865&page=2

      please flam me it turns me on!

    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

      Hey i know a guy that wants to make love to your footihills do you accept????????????????????

    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

      wtf are you still online.

    • xlBrendanlx

      10 years ago

      can't turn what off????the comic watch shit?

    • CaRnAgE_II

      10 years ago

      whatever, and I can't turn it off.

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