yoyomonkey

Male
from Minnesota

  • Activity

    • Hello.

      9 years ago

      yoyomonkey

      Just stopped by to say I told you so.

      That is all.

    • I'm on a Bear!!!

      9 years ago

      yoyomonkey

      I'm in a fake band called I'm on a Bear!!!. And yes, the band name has three exclamation marks. It's for a rock band contest. People make fake bands and make facebook pages for them, and whoever has the most fans and the best shit on their page gets a TRIP TO NEW YORK CITY FUCK YEAH. So I need all of you who have a facebook to fan us.

      Do it for me. Because I love you.

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      Yes, that is us. Awesome.

    • Sex, Lies & Robots

      9 years ago

      yoyomonkey

      Yeah, yeah. I know. I haven't posted or talked to anyone on here in a very long time. I guess I could make some shit up about college being so busy and what not, but honestly it has more to do with me just getting bored with this site. So fuck you all.

      Anyway, I thought this might interest some of you. Actually, it probably won't. But I thought I'd tell you anyway.

      I sort of started a blog, and my sort of blog is the most awesome thing on the internet right now. Here it is:

      Sex, Lies & Robots (Movie reference. Yeah, I know. I'm so clever. Fuck off.)

      Enjoy.

      Love,
      yoyomonkey

    • Swing Dancing

      9 years ago

      yoyomonkey

      I can swing dance now. I bet you losers are pretty jealous.

      Also, it was in a cave. And there was this like 90 year old black guy in a walker who played kickass saxaphone and sang. He is now my hero.

    • Rave

      9 years ago

      yoyomonkey

      We just had a rave party in my tiny dorm room. We got some sweet dance/techno/trance music and I blasted it on my speakers with the bass up super loud filling the room with sound. We also had all the lights off and a strobe light going. It was pretty much the coolest thing ever. Plus it was just like me and a couple guys and then like ten girls. I think college is going to be all right.

    • AHHHH!

      9 years ago

      yoyomonkey

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

      So I didn't have a very good day. Woke up feeling like shit, ran late after staring at my homework for an hour totally failing to make any progress. Then after my frist class I tried to finish that math homework. I stood there staring at it again, this time drinking a Dr. Pepper (in the library) I got pretty stressed out over the homework that I started to get jittery and somehow ended up spilling Dr. Pepper all over myself like a retard. I managed to get a good amount on my textboox and the desk too. So I got up and made a run for it, discreetly sneaking out of the library. I'm still not really sure why I did that...

      So then after failing at the homework, I showed up to math class. The teacher spent about fifteen minutes explaining the ONE FUCKING PROBLEM I ACTUALLY DID UNDERSTAND. Then he decided that most of the other ones weren't important, and wrote some confusing notes down and figured we could figure the rest out ourselves. So eventually I went from confused, to frusterated, to angry, to just totally apathetic... at which point I just said, fuck it, and walked out of class.

      And um... I don't know. I think it's starting to catch up with me. I can't sleep. Thinking about taking a midnight stroll. Or maybe just sit here lazily until my morning class.

    • Futons and Kodiak Bears

      9 years ago

      yoyomonkey

      So me and some friends were eating breakfast in the cafeteria talking about particle colliders and philosophy and this random guy walks by me and says "kodiak bear" into my ear. We went on with the conversation for a few moments but then I was like, what the fuck. Was I supposed to follow him and sell him some cocaine or something?

      Then later we walked outside and the same guy drove by in a car and shouted at me "KODIAK BEAR!" I shouted back "What does that MEAN?!" he replied, "KODIAK BEAR!"

      I think it's a plot to slowly drive me insane. Or does anyone know what the fuck this means?

      Anyway, later we were wandering through hickville and found a futon on the side of the road. They said we could have it. So we carried this futon all the way back to campus, getting a mixture of funny looks, evil glares and applause on the way. Then we put it in an elevator and sat in it for awhile. Then took it to my friends dorm (which was closest and at the bottom of this huge hill) and realized it wouldn't fit because his room is a mess. Then we carried it up this huge fucking hill, got tired halfway and sat it down in the middle of the hill. We chilled there for awhile and laughed at people's reactions. Eventually we got it in another elevator and up to the fourth floor where my dorm is. Now I'm sitting on it typing this.

      Overall a successful day.

      I have actually met some girls. Nothings gone anywhere though. There is this really hot asian girl that sat next to me in American Politics though. That was the day where we choose the seats we sit in for the whole term. I was thinking about dropping this class. But I think I've changed my mind now.

      I never started that blog. Maybe I'll wait until I have something I need to rant about. For now, I'm too lazy. But I hope you all enjoyed my stories.

    • I'm thinking of starting a blog

      9 years ago

      yoyomonkey

      Would anyone read it?

      Or is that what's great about blogging. Who gives a fuck who reads it?

      In that case, should I instead just do more personal journaling?

      A couple friends of mine both started college blogs. It got me thinking of joining the bandwagon.

      Would you read my blog?

    • Off to College

      9 years ago

      yoyomonkey

      Probably won't be on here as much as usual... but I'll try to drop by every once in awhile.

      Goodbye, old life.

    • Killin' Gnatsies

      9 years ago

      yoyomonkey

      Seeing Brad Pitt carve a swastika into a guy's forehead, all the way through the skin, is a bit unsettling. But a great way to end a movie.

      Overall, great movie. Not as good as Pulp Fiction. Could have used a little less pointless dialogue and a little more gnatsie killin' though.

      Also, buon giorno.

  • About Me

  • Comments (2540)

    • 9mm_dealer

      8 years ago

      haha not really. I rarely get on anymore.

    • Wikipedia

      8 years ago

      Yes. America is about ignorance.

    • Freddy4077

      9 years ago

      Dear Casey,

      The first rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club. These are words of wisdom, I should know. Secrecy, is a good policy, especially when it involves illegal fighting. Anyway, I totally forgot I had one of these account things and just checked mine. It's been a year, so you think I'd have what? Hundreds of updates? Nope. Only about one. Awesome. Anyway, I just thought I'd see how things were going and if you were planning any visits to this great state of ours. I only say this because I'm almost certain Eau Claire in Wisconsin. Am I correct? Well, regardless, when you visit you should see me. Just saying.

      Sincerely,

      Celia Knieff (in case you had forgotten)

    • omgidontno

      9 years ago

      What the fuck did you have me watch?

    • 9mm_dealer

      9 years ago

      I was on the interstate, but yeah, speed limit is still 70 on there. Most people go 80 though.

      Glad you like my gauges =]

    • joekickass29

      9 years ago

      Let's just do it man! Go to a bar and drink till our mind bleeds and every memory of them comes dripping out!

    • omgidontno

      9 years ago

      The one about me being afraid of college.

    • joekickass29

      9 years ago

      Huh, you sound like a horoscope. Good advice non the less. I might do something crazily awesome. Like, steal a hot air balloon and fly around London throwing apples at people while wearing a top hat. Or just go to a night club or something.

    • joekickass29

      9 years ago

      I've been thinking about what you said. I think you are actually right. I did ask myself this question. But I remembered everyone else who I could of done this with. Couldn't I have just felt the same about them?

      Could you recommend any distractions? Anything is good. Normally, I'd just lose my mind in a game or a book or something, but not even they work anymore.

    • joekickass29

      9 years ago

      Slow dancing is like making love. But not with my penis.

    • joekickass29

      9 years ago

      I agree 100%. Well, I would, but this is different!

    • 9mm_dealer

      9 years ago

      lol I know. I just found that gif funny...because bands that do that look stupid as fuck.

    • 9mm_dealer

      9 years ago

      That's what my friend kept telling me. I don't know. Just didn't see the point in swing dancing class. But damn, swing dancing is fucking awesome.

    • 9mm_dealer

      9 years ago

      I know. lol.

    • 9mm_dealer

      9 years ago

      also, those details weren't exactly pointless that she gave me in that email...considering I asked her the reason for selling the car. and she gave me reasons.

    • 9mm_dealer

      9 years ago

      yes, yes I am an idiot. probably the world's biggest idiot. that's me.

    • 9mm_dealer

      9 years ago

      True facts man. There's just something about strobe lights and thumping bass that is just all good. =]

    • joekickass29

      9 years ago

      Be awesome for a living? Spell wordz rong? I don't know. You're asking me a question which I've been asking myself for the past two months.

    • 9mm_dealer

      9 years ago

      Oh it was hot. and sweaty. 3 hour rave equals goooood times. I never took you for the person to enjoy a good rave.

    • 9mm_dealer

      9 years ago

      well, we moved out a lot of the furniture. But yeah, the dorm rooms there are a good size. And my friend's room was one of the biggest in the dorm because his room was in the middle of the building and over the lobby which made it bigger for some reason.

    • 9mm_dealer

      9 years ago

      yeah. true facts. I like not being stressed out over a class

    • 9mm_dealer

      9 years ago

      eeesh. I hate calculus...Apparently according to Ivy Tech I'm only smart enough to be in Intermediate Algebra. Which is bullshit because this class is so damn easy.

    • joekickass29

      9 years ago

      I quit. Simple French way of dealing with things.

    • joekickass29

      9 years ago

      I do now. I have three. The third is for porn. But I didn't at the time since, well, I never give it out.

    • joekickass29

      9 years ago

      You're spazodic. Nah, I typed that at 1 in the morning. I don't have an excuse for the all the other retarded journals I do.

      Are you feeling any better since your op?

    • joekickass29

      9 years ago

      I thought the same about your face. Nah I'm joshing. What didn't you understand?

    • joekickass29

      10 years ago

      Haha, Pepsi's shite.

    • joekickass29

      10 years ago

      So....should I start doing Coke? It seems like most logical option.

    • joekickass29

      10 years ago

      True.

    • joekickass29

      10 years ago

      I thought you might like them. Try Friendly Fires too.

      Not sure of the name of the band you recommended but they sound like Smashing Pumpkins meets Soundgarden.

    • 9mm_dealer

      10 years ago

      Eh. I understood it.

    • 9mm_dealer

      10 years ago

      Yeah, its on sale on eBay right now. lol.

    • 9mm_dealer

      10 years ago

      I know. I feel like one. I didn't ask for you to feel sorry for me. I'm an idiot for trusting some kid I don't know, and being lazy and sitting at home instead of going with my friend to get it. I know. I've been over this in my head a thousand times.

    • 9mm_dealer

      10 years ago

      well thank you kind sir

    • 9mm_dealer

      10 years ago

      I actually really liked that believe it or not

    • misterbeanz

      10 years ago

      No, Nurse Jackie, the show on Showtime?

    • misterbeanz

      10 years ago

      Um, I haven't really seen any other showtime series, but I heard that Nurse Jackie was really good.

      I would check that out, but the show's name reminds me of my ex.....

    • 9mm_dealer

      10 years ago

      yesssssssss

    • 9mm_dealer

      10 years ago

      well then...give me one idiot point then.

    • 9mm_dealer

      10 years ago

      Do man boobs count?

    • 9mm_dealer

      10 years ago

      I was going 60. Speed limit was 50. He was an asshole. Yes, I drove like an idiot. I drive like that VERY rarely. I could've just let it go, but my friend was in the car and told me to catch up to him. Yes, nothing good generally happens when you listen to a friend. I've learned that already.

    • 9mm_dealer

      10 years ago

      It wasn't random at all. He rode my ass for a good quarter mile or so, then passed me and gave me a mean look. So I chased after him. And yes, my life does affect other lives. Now I feel like shit. Mission accomplished, sir.

    • 9mm_dealer

      10 years ago

      Sorry. Whenever you comment like that I know you're just being an ass, but I still get a little annoyed and lash out. Okay and yes, I did feel cool chasing that BMW at 115. Who wouldn't? Maybe you? I don't know. I only have one life, why not drive like a retard? lol

    • misterbeanz

      10 years ago

      That's true, the first and second seasons were the best, but then things kind of started getting repetitive and confusing. Kind of reminds me of the path Scrubs went.

    • 9mm_dealer

      10 years ago

      I've never thought I was cool in my car. Never. So fuck you, you piece of shit. And as I recall you've seen my car. You like my car and I'm pretty damn sure you like Hondas.

    • Crunchjaw

      10 years ago

      Lawl.

    • 9mm_dealer

      10 years ago

      Yesssssssssss =] I can't tell when you're being sarcastic or not half the time either. lol

    • 9mm_dealer

      10 years ago

      That's when you're doing it right =] Yes, I'm being sarcastic. I do love you though =] haha

    • joekickass29

      10 years ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSrJe2h2HZY&feature=PlayList&p=849EC0557AA6C14E&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2

      Not sure if you know of the Maccabees, they're pretty good.

    • joekickass29

      10 years ago

      Shit wait. London's on their album. Sorry. I do have some others somewhere. I'll have a look around.

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