yuengling

Male
from Florida

  • Activity

    • My xbox

      9 years ago

      yuengling

      has returned and is working perfectly. I love it. I have loved it. As in I have become intimate with it. The first time I heard the achievement noise I giggled like a pre-teen schoolgirl. My laptop is still messed up but who cares. I can kill zombies again.

    • Damn

      10 years ago

      yuengling

      Friday night. Tired from work and gym today. "Peeps" are out doing some shit. I have to wake up tomorrow at 8 am to give someone a ride to the airport. My xbox is broken. Fail on every level.

    • My xbox

      10 years ago

      yuengling

      Is a fucking piece of shit and a worthless whore. That motherfucking skank ass cumbucket just RRoD'd on me. Goddamn motherfucking cocksucking sack of donkey shit fucking asshole shit shit shitty shit shit shit shit. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

    • Pingwire: Twitter but with pictures

      in Forums > Pingwire: Twitter but with pictures | Follow this topic

      yuengling

      Found this website today pingwire.com which is a version of twitter but pictures updated immediately as people upload them. They got some funny stuff on that there internet. I saw a picture of doughnuts and immediately thought it was poo. Goddamn internet is corrupting my brains. Thoughts? Comments?

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    • Awesomeness

      10 years ago

      yuengling

      I just rick roll'd someone. It was great. I am part of the interwebz for real now.

    • Fail.....FTW?

      10 years ago

      yuengling

      I have gone ballistic at work today enjoying all things fail. By default there are a few FTW pics when I search for stuff but I am in full FAIL mode. failblog.org is awesome. I am looking for a picture of a dog trying to catch a tennis ball in it's mouth but it hits the side of it's face. Hilarious. I welcome suggestions/additions/comments/praise/wit/sarcasm and major credit cards.

    • What? No bitch, jiggle, JIGGLE my balls.

      13 years ago

      yuengling

      I just thought up that journal title and it fit to perfection. I was going to finish it off with "How do you jingle some balls?" Anyways I saw Batman Begins finally (I'm cheap = I spend money on booze and other shit, not movies) and I have to say it ruled. Christian Bale was fucking awesome in American Psycho and he was cool as Batman. I wasn't really enjoying the fact that he got a bad case of strep throat everytime he put the costume on but the movie was mighty cool.

    • Goddamnit

      13 years ago

      yuengling

      I am fucking tired. I mean damn. I'm pretty beat. I was in class yesterday 9 AM - 4 PM, then I had to work 5 PM to 8 PM (not bad) but then I had to do an assignment for class today which took from 9 PM - till 11 PM. THEN I went out drinking with my friends and ended up back home at 2 AM. Woke up today at 10:30 AM to finish the stupid assignment and made it to class at 1 PM (20 mins late). Now I'm working till 10 PM and it sucks because I have class tomorrow at 9 AM. In any case I'm doing well in school so I'm glad about that. Stupid grad school with all this work. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO.......fuck this. I'm coming down!"

    • BEER!

      13 years ago

      yuengling

      Still rules. (Check 2 journal entries before this one)

    • Share your thoughts on thanksgiving =D

      13 years ago

      yuengling

      HAPPY THANKS.......ok fuck you. This is one thing I hate about American culture: one day, ONE FUCKING DAY OUT OF 365 is devoted solely to being nice and thankful for all the blessings that have been bestowed upon this great land. What kind of bullshit is this? I would like to think that the vast majority of people on this website and nationwide are thankful for things on a daily basis but it is those few (as in most situations in life) that don't do this on a daily basis which really piss me off. Regular jerk-offs that I see almost every day are fucking angels today "this day of thanks". The thing is that I'm going to see those turd-burglars next week and they will be just as big a pain in the ass as they were a month ago. I know that at least 99% of people in this country are decent and nice and caring and loving because I am too and I am nothing special so therefore you all must be cool ( I mean in a genetic and "Animal Kingdom" type of deal). In all seriousness I do wish the very best to you, your family and your friends. I love you all. WHY WON'T YOU ASSHOLES CALL ME?!?! IS IT BECAUSE I SMELL!?!?! (just kidding, or am I?) (yes, I am kidding)

  • Comments (18)

    • antlertail

      9 years ago

      Hey, just wanted to say I'm glad to have you on my friends list. smiley0.gif How's it going?

    • TrueMischief FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      I am on my way to %100 Zelda Ocrina of Time. It is just not the same when you totally finish a game with no achievement

    • TrueMischief FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Until that time I am relying on my good old N64

    • runelady

      10 years ago

      I prefer squishmitten to cockblanket.

    • vibratingowl

      10 years ago

      i do like my line out.... but that may only work in theory...

      who shall be sacrificed to web? i dont remember who any of them are lol the who shit of conversation they have blends into itself

    • vibratingowl

      10 years ago

      ... we need to take back the thread.

    • TELAM0N

      10 years ago

      I'm not ripping on Bale.

      I like Bale.

    • CountCaboose

      13 years ago

      i just had yuengling beer. it was awesome!

    • vipercaboose

      13 years ago

      hey howcome I havent seen you in the supernatural thread(the new hangout)howcome? we have a clan going to?

    • vipercaboose

      13 years ago

      they did it!!! they locked the thread.... :( oh well most of us are migrating over to my thread, it wont be the same but hey it'll work

    • noirakita

      13 years ago

      Happy Holidays!

    • Fredboi

      13 years ago

      lol ^_^ thats funny

    • Fredboi

      13 years ago

      hmm to be honnest i would instead of fight one of them i would invite them to a video game LAN party at my house ^_^ and we would play lots of video games and i would invite you if you want ^_^

    • noirakita

      13 years ago

      thanks for thinking I made a good point in your journal, although I was half asleep when I wrote it, so I was just kind of babbling tiredly at the time... smiley4.gif but if you appreciate it, then it's all good! smiley0.gifsmiley9.gifsmiley12.gif

    • KidJedi

      13 years ago

      Beer helping ulgy people have sex for over 300 years!

    • noirakita

      14 years ago

      TAG YOU ARE IT!


      The Game of Tag
      If I tagged you... HA! You now have to follow the rules of the game:

      -You cannot tag someone who tagged you
      -You should tag at least 5 other people (those with 4 or less will be punished by flogging or any other way I can think of)
      -Random tagging is accepted
      -All tagging should be done in the personal comments section on the homepage of the tag-ee
      -Do not eat a live chicken
      -This game is only fun if people participate
      -The goal is for everyone on the site to get tagged EVENTUALLY
      -If you decide to participate, post the rules in your journal or link them to this journal
      -I have a space monkey in my pics section
      -There is no violence until I change the game to capture the flag
      -When capture the flag breaks out, the teams will cluck like chickens until I am satisfied (....???)

    • jeepguy

      14 years ago

      hmmmm...PONG...was i close?

    • Lowheat

      14 years ago

      yuengling, good beer...not that'd I know personally...

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