yuriassimov

Male
from Maricamp, FL

  • Activity

    • Bagels, yum

      12 years ago

      yuriassimov

      Hey, which one of my friends has that "Mother Fucking Bagels Award" thingy? I need to just see it for a sec.

    • Schiezerdumpschtafamal

      13 years ago

      yuriassimov

      I Have Lost All Faith In Humanity.

      Halo 2 is beginning to suck. On Xbox Live, almost everyone is either a modder, a bridger, or has host, or is cock-fondling, cum-sucking, fuckberry-eating, nut-sauce-licking, cunt-smack of a blue-tard, or I get really bad lag.

      Oh, and my dumb-ass computer can't play Warcraft just because it's for DOS.

      Screw the world. I want my Gears of War, my Fable 2, my Halo 3, and my Spore, and my F.E.A.R., and my soccer ball, and I want everyone to leave me alone with them! Except Mrs. Jolie, okay and all the other hott girls... and some cool guys so I can pwn actual competitors on 360... And blow up random stuff. Actually, I'm just kidding, my life is fine.
      Or was it?


      Finsh the Sentence
      2007

      And how was your day?

    • Psssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh

      13 years ago

      yuriassimov

      Man........how do you guys right a journal everyday? I just post and..... thats about it, I should just make pointless announcements (the only thing journals are good for cause they're like messages to everyone) about once every 3 months like I've been doin.

      PM (Pointless Message): Don't hate on Halo, #3 is gonna be awesome, save money to buy hardcore 360 around christmas when GoW and udder gud stuf cums out. OK?

    • LAN party tomorrow

      13 years ago

      yuriassimov

      I'm havin a LAN party tomorrow. Mostly noobs, but a few of my friends that play Live will be there. We're playin Halo2, Halo1, maybe Doom?No probably not. Some of those kids don't know what Doom is. What is this country coming to? Doesn't matter: I'm moving back to canada tomorrow. Err wednesday. Anywho, playin some slayer... oooo- idea: play SLAYER (death metal band- the best ever), while playin slayer (probly on lockout or midship for some fast paced action to go with Black Magic). Plus Hog Wars, classic CTF, Suicide Bombers, and Super Zombie Wars (I made it myself: red and blue compete against green(zombies) only, and see who lasts longer or who gets more kills on zombies if green team actually doesn't win. Its played on Foundation with human weapons, starting sword and shottie and LAAG Hogs. Rockets are offlimits( or zombies can just camp em) and no nades, but plenty o' magnums (pistols and shotguns), plus subs and BRs and swords for crate moving (for humans) or human killing (for zombies). Red and Blue get rooms 2 and 4 for making barricades and can move Hogs up airlift for some heavy artillery and splodin barrels can be placed in front of crates. Makes for an awesome game.)

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  • About Me

  • Comments (16)

    • hazenstreet

      13 years ago

      sorry but they send it to me and i want you to be pissed too


      1. To yourself, say the name of the only
      guy or girl you wanna be with 3
      times!
      *************************************************************
      2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
      within the next week and say it to your self 6
      times!!
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      >>
      3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
      yourself 9 times!!!
      -----------------------------------------------------------------------
      4. Think of something that you want to happen
      between you and that 1special person and say
      it to your self 12 times!!!
      --------------------------------------------------------------------
      5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
      you scroll down focus and
      concentrate on it and think on nothing
      else but that wish.
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      Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked.
      After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
      you wished for will come true within in one week!
      u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
      crush!!!
      Keep going down
      Keep going
      Keep going
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
      your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
      Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
      letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you
      break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
      stories.

      First Example:
      Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
      up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid
      since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn\'t pay any attention to
      it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad
      got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the
      letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.

      Second Example:
      Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
      nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
      your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in
      the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The
      next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
      since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
      course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
      married each other to live happily forever.

      Third Example:
      Now if you couldn\'t relate to the others, this\'ll
      get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
      getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but
      not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
      friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and
      he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few
      friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
      same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his
      dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and
      play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
      gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
      Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin\' wild!
      the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
      ever since.

      Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i\'d rather
      be, but thats up to you. I wouldn\'t wanna end up like Barbra but thats
      only me. We all want what we cant have but now\'s ur chance to go out with
      that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send
      this to-
      1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
      life.....forever!!!!!
      10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
      friend......ONLY!!!!!
      15 people- your crush will say they like you
      20 people- your crush will ask you out!
      25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
      35 people or more- All of the above!!
      Don\'t blow it, it\'s ur chance to shine! Have
      everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
      friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It\'s simple, just go in a
      chat room, pick some names and send away! but here\'s the catch.....you only
      have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone u
      know and keep it going

    • RVBfreak8412

      13 years ago

      please dont send me chain letters

    • RoadBlock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DONGS

      13 years ago

      If I get anymore reports about you sending a chain letter, I'm banning you.

    • WHIT3WOLF

      13 years ago

      dont ever send me a chain letter again.

    • IareCanadian

      13 years ago

      1. To yourself, say the name of the only
      guy or girl you wanna be with 3
      times!
      *************************************************************
      2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
      within the next week and say it to your self 6
      times!!
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      >>
      3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
      yourself 9 times!!!
      -----------------------------------------------------------------------
      4. Think of something that you want to happen
      between you and that 1special person and say
      it to your self 12 times!!!
      --------------------------------------------------------------------
      5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
      you scroll down focus and
      concentrate on it and think on nothing
      else but that wish.
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
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      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      * *
      Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked.
      After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
      you wished for will come true within in one week!
      u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
      crush!!!
      Keep going down
      Keep going
      Keep going
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
      your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
      Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
      letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you
      break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
      stories.

      First Example:
      Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
      up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid
      since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn\'t pay any attention to
      it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad
      got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the
      letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.

      Second Example:
      Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
      nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
      your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in
      the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The
      next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
      since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
      course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
      married each other to live happily forever.

      Third Example:
      Now if you couldn\'t relate to the others, this\'ll
      get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
      getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but
      not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
      friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and
      he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few
      friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
      same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his
      dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and
      play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
      gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
      Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin\' wild!
      the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
      ever since.

      Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i\'d rather
      be, but thats up to you. I wouldn\'t wanna end up like Barbra but thats
      only me. We all want what we cant have but now\'s ur chance to go out with
      that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send
      this to-
      1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
      life.....forever!!!!!
      10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
      friend......ONLY!!!!!
      15 people- your crush will say they like you
      20 people- your crush will ask you out!
      25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
      35 people or more- All of the above!!
      Don\'t blow it, it\'s ur chance to shine! Have
      everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
      friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It\'s simple, just go in a
      chat room, pick some names and send away! but here\'s the catch.....you only
      have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone u
      know and keep it going

    • tlynd03

      13 years ago

      member u still owe me +2

    • tlynd03

      13 years ago

      u only owe me 2 more no hurry tho

    • tlynd03

      13 years ago

      u only owe me 10 now

    • tlynd03

      13 years ago

      okay ur 21 now and i left 50 there for u so jus leave me 50 back on this one

    • tlynd03

      13 years ago

      message me if u intrested in a boost to karma lvl 20 or a sponsership

    • tlynd03

      13 years ago

      glad to b ur freind put me on the watch and look through my journals for easy mods

    • gamemas10

      13 years ago

      if you have ever seen mortal kombat you might think this funny if no just plz see unless you have seen it before www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMf40daefsI


      RanDom

    • SirDeeSee

      13 years ago

      Please read my about section again. Preferably the bit about random friend requests.

    • Vash001

      13 years ago

      yo

    • kingofny

      13 years ago

      welcome please vote 4 kingofny

    • Glaxton

      13 years ago

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      Also, I have created a website with tutorials on it... (click on the image)

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      You may also MSG me with any questions.
      If you don't know how to send private messages, there is a tutorial on the website smiley11.gif

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