zgraham758

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      The 5 of the funniest Red Vs Blue Quotes

      8 years ago

      Haha well this was quite the enjoyable process these are all based on my opinon.

      NUMBER ONE.
      Church: Me and Tucker will go through the teleporter, and cut him off at the pass! Tucker, you ready?
      Tucker: There is no way I'm going through that thing.
      Church: Tucker, we don't have time for this! Why would they give us a teleporter if doesn't work?
      Tucker: I don't know! Why would they give us a tank that nobody could drive?
      Church: We already tested the teleporter, remember?
      Tucker: We threw rocks through it!
      Church: And? So? The rocks came out the other side, didn't they?
      Tucker: Yeah, but they were all hot, and covered in black stuff.
      Church: So this is what this is all about - you're afraid of a little black stuff.
      Tucker: Yes, I am. I am afraid of black stuff.
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      Church: So that's what this is about? Your affraid of little black stuff?


      NUMBER TWO
      Caboose I'm having a lot of fun. It's like we're real soldiers.

      NUMBER THREE
      Tucker: I'm sorry, what? It's kind of hard to hear you over the sound of your constant team killing.

      NUMBER FOUR
      Church: You know, I could've taken that alien out if I'd hit him just a few more times.
      Tucker: A few more times? How about one time!
      Church: Well, I think I landed at least two or three shots.
      Tucker: Yeah right.
      Tex: You didn't hit anything but the wall.
      Church: How the hell would you know? You were running straight backwards
      Tex: This is a long-range weapon, okay? I need distance to use it effectively.
      Tucker: Where were you planning on shooting him from, the fucking moon? If you'd have backed up any further you'd have had to mail him the bullets!

      NUMBER FIVE
      Sarge: What do you see?
      Caboose: I see, a room.
      Sarge: And? What's in the room?
      Caboose: There are some walls, and some ceilings. Wait, only one ceiling.

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      Well im bord

      8 years ago

      bord indeed

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      Halo 1 grunt

      8 years ago

      Ok well today i decided to buy a halo one red grunt from gamecrazy he is pretty cool i gave him the odsts knife and put master chief across from him about to box him. Its awsome

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      I cant wait till christmas

      8 years ago

      Because of christmas BREAK and because snow = snowmobiling and snowballfights and ill have like 2 weeks of nonstop gears of war YEAHHHHH

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      new character every season whos next

      in Forums > new character every season whos next | Follow this topic

      Well as you all know that in every red vs blue season a new character comes to play season 1 tex, Season 2 doc, Season 3 wyoming, season 4 crunchbite, season 5 grifs sister/tuckers baby...creapy so who will be next?

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      JAckAsS NUmbeR 2

      8 years ago

      Well Friday the 22 Im going see Jackass number 2 looks great does any1 else have their box set and the first jackass movie

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      YEah pretty funny

      8 years ago

      There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on
      his new shiny bike stopped beside him.

      ''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''

      ''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''

      The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said,
      ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''

      To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ‘‘nice horse you got their sir,
      did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.

      the little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put
      the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''

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      Gone With the Blastwave

      8 years ago

      Recently while browsing through red vs blue profiles I found a comic strip of a extremely funny comic. So I headed over to their site www.blastwavecomic.com and I found it very funny and I extremely recommend checking out the site!

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      RED VS BLUE WEEKEND!!!

      9 years ago

      Well this weekend i am going to have a red vs blue marathon of all 4 seasons on dvd at my house its gonna be really fun!

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      PSP

      9 years ago

      well today i finally bought a psp its pretty cool. I bought Daxter And Family Guy FREAKING SWEET with it i also bought the value pack so it is awsome!

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    Gears of War, Halo 2, More Gears of War. I like to be active, work out, spell wrongly, get smarts, eat smarties, and annoy people with my stupid sense of humor. I Also LOVE to draw.
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