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12 years agozmaster19
A man walks into a Pharmacy and says to the beautiful female teller, "Umm... err, Ive never purchased condoms before, and I dont know what size to buy."
"Thats okay. You can test your size on the fence out in back."
So the man walks out back and he sees three holes. Just as he prepares to stick his penis in the first hole, the beautiful teller sneaks over to the other side of the fence. The man sticks his penis through the first hole where it is gently caressed by the teller. Then he pulls it it out and sticks it through the second hole where the teller begins to suck his penis and give him a blow job. Then, finally, he pulls it out and sticks it in the third hole. The teller takes her vagina, wraps it around his penis, and begins to hump it. She quickly pulls up her pants and scurries back inside where the man is begining to stumble back in.
She starts to giggle and says, "Have you decided on the appropriate size?"
"Screw the condoms Just give me 3 yards of that fence"
12 years agozmaster19
"What A Kiss Means"
+ Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever"
+ Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
+ Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+ Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+ Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+ Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+ Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"
What the gesture means...
+ Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+ Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+ Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go"
+ Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you"
+ Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+ Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+ Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+ If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
+ Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as "What A Kiss Means"
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