zmaster19

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from New Iberia, LA

  • Activity

    • add

      12 years ago

      zmaster19

      add my new friend joe

    • coment

      12 years ago

      zmaster19

      new pics

    • holy crap

      12 years ago

      zmaster19

      A man walks into a Pharmacy and says to the beautiful female teller, "Umm... err, Ive never purchased condoms before, and I dont know what size to buy."

      "Thats okay. You can test your size on the fence out in back."

      So the man walks out back and he sees three holes. Just as he prepares to stick his penis in the first hole, the beautiful teller sneaks over to the other side of the fence. The man sticks his penis through the first hole where it is gently caressed by the teller. Then he pulls it it out and sticks it through the second hole where the teller begins to suck his penis and give him a blow job. Then, finally, he pulls it out and sticks it in the third hole. The teller takes her vagina, wraps it around his penis, and begins to hump it. She quickly pulls up her pants and scurries back inside where the man is begining to stumble back in.

      She starts to giggle and says, "Have you decided on the appropriate size?"

      "Screw the condoms Just give me 3 yards of that fence"

    • what a kiss means

      12 years ago

      zmaster19

      "What A Kiss Means"
      + Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever"
      + Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
      + Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
      + Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
      + Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
      + Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
      + Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"


      What the gesture means...


      + Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
      + Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
      + Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go"
      + Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you"
      + Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
      + Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
      + Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"


      --Advice--
      + Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
      + If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
      you're definitely in Love.


      --Requirements--
      + Post this again after reading!!
      Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.


      If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
      and can't get them out of your head
      then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
      Repost this as "What A Kiss Means"

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      12 years ago

      zmaster19

      coments plz

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  • Comments (13)

    • JonMtn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold It's Late

      11 years ago

      Take a look at my Friend's Policy at the top of my profile if you can comply with that, then I'll add you as a friend.

    • nova_starr

      11 years ago

      hello?

    • nova_starr

      11 years ago

      s'up why do you want to befriend me?

    • cuddlypyro

      12 years ago

      okays buddy i need ur vote really bad so go n vote at this profile: Scratchpost

      i can win 70 mods if i get enough votes lol so go n vote 4 me

    • i_saw_that

      12 years ago

      ill accept, but please don't bring any myspace bullshit here

    • hot_irish

      12 years ago

      hey

    • Tuba_Nerd

      12 years ago

      So why do you want to be my friend? What made you push the friend request button?

      If I accept, then you will have to watch me, seeing how I will watch you as well. Good day.

    • Magicspartan

      12 years ago

      \^/31(0|\/|3 2 73h 5|73 y0! ^^

    • Ironkatana

      12 years ago

      Yo, thanks for the friend request.

    • coryq93

      12 years ago

      sure i'll be your friend and welcome to REDVSBLUE have fun smiley9.gifsmiley8.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley11.gif

    • Turker30

      12 years ago

      welcome to RVB
      hope you have fun

    • psyco_man

      12 years ago

      Welcome to the site

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